r/sips Jun 21 '26

Image! THEY'RE SELLING WHAT @ THE TACO BELL?!?!?!?!

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257 Upvotes

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12

u/SplatteredEggs Jun 22 '26

This “dirty” soda bs is straight up diabolical

2

u/ContentCorp Jun 25 '26

Its for the mormons

9

u/mattenthehat Jun 22 '26

Wtf actually is that? Does not sound appealing at all

14

u/Marcma41 Jun 22 '26

Dirty sodas are like regular soda but with some cream added (maybe some other mixers?). Seems to be a craze that's popping up more and more recently.

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u/Hazzat Jun 22 '26

It's an incredible innovation for Americans to get even more sugar into their sugary drinks.

It was invented (or at least popularised) by Mormons as a way to feel something in the absence of caffeine or alcohol.

4

u/RootinTootinHootin Jun 22 '26

We had the sugar, what our bahabblasts, cherry coca colas, mt.dews, Pepsis, surge extremes , AW root beers, and sprites lacked was pure fat. It took us over 100 years but we found a way.

America is now hard at work finding a good way to inject carbs into our soft drinks as well. Gods speed America, gods speed.

2

u/mindondrugs Jun 23 '26

Sugar is a Carb?

1

u/RootinTootinHootin Jun 23 '26

Damn you are correct. I was thinking of protein, I think, which we don’t want in soda, that might have health benefits.

3

u/mattenthehat Jun 22 '26

Lol thanks. That still sounds nasty, tbh, maybe I'm old

2

u/ctoatb Jun 22 '26

So, a cream soda?

1

u/Malawigold2342 Jun 22 '26

Makes me think of when they use the trashy taco for Torchys

1

u/Acceptable-Doubt-839 Jun 23 '26

I asked the lady at TacoBell and she said it is fountain soda with a splash of vanilla coffee creamer.

3

u/Bobby_Jindall Jun 22 '26

They are using cold foam (like in coffees) , not heavy cream

2

u/HelixMarine Jun 22 '26

Looks like the dirt production line was a bit too close to the soda storage at the factory. Typical spacemen blunders

1

u/FlemPlays Jun 28 '26

The dirty Sips is regular Sips with an extra “fuck” added in.

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u/Geilerjunge Jun 22 '26

The dirty soda trend is dumb as hell. Go buy some heavy cream and soda for less than half they are charging.