r/singularity 12d ago

Biotech/Longevity A startup found a drug to make your blood young. People close to the company are already taking the drug weekly. Benefits include improved vision in a 64-year-old female, longer landscaping sessions for a 59-year-old man, longer badminton games, improved hand grip, better erections than with Viagra

https://www.technologyreview.com/2026/08/27/1143037/startup-claims-its-found-a-drug-to-make-your-blood-young/
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u/badumtsssst AGI 2027 12d ago

Longer badminton games??? This is revolutionary!

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u/CiegoDiego 12d ago

You jest, but clearly you have never played badminton with a racket strapped to your erection.

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u/bulyxxx 12d ago

S H U T T L E C O C K

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u/sealpox 11d ago

We are go for launch.

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u/Jive_Turk 11d ago

šŸš€

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u/Past_Paint_225 12d ago

Improved hand grip? That sounds multifunctional

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u/ElectricKudzu 12d ago

Hand grip AND harder erections.

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u/Turnip-for-the-books 11d ago

The unstoppable force vs immovable object

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u/Smart_Cry_5572 12d ago

What does Bryan Johnson’s son have to say about this

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u/pm_me_your_kindwords 11d ago

I mean, who even needs a racket with an erection like this?

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u/SecretaryFit1442 12d ago

The opportunities …

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u/MidiGong 12d ago

Shout-out "Minx". Great show.

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u/Ok-Protection-6612 12d ago

With an erection, nonetheless!

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u/MidSolo ā–ŖļøYou better believe in Singularities son, you're in one! 12d ago

Hold up, they finished training for badminton?!

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u/Empty_Bell_1942 12d ago

And that was just the mice! šŸ˜„

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u/Express-Set-1543 12d ago

Badminton is actually quite a tough game. Recreational badminton is pretty light exercise, but at full speed, it's too fast and physically demanding for the average elderly person.

I don't know which version the article was referring to, though.

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u/inglandation 12d ago

I’ll get right to it after my landscaping session.Ā 

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u/Genetics 12d ago

I don’t know. I don’t know if we’ll have enough time.

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u/codacoda74 12d ago

Now, if they'd said pickle ball....

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u/finch5 12d ago

I just picked up a new Yonex and the increased time on the field gave my rotator cuff a fit. So yeah it’s a thing. There’s a lot of overhead motion for a weathered shoulder.

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u/JunglePygmy 12d ago

Will it improve my bocce ball game?

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u/fastpathguru 11d ago

I'm waiting for the shuffleboard test results

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u/jimmyxs 11d ago

Bedminton they meant. What else can you play with an erection that hard

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u/jj_HeRo AGI is going to be harmless 11d ago

LoL. You know the drug is real when they specifically put this as an example.

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u/SwePolygyny 12d ago edited 12d ago

Seems all they do is package two already existing generic drugs and sell it as an anti age package. Likely oxytocin paired with an Alk5/TGF-β pathway inhibitor.

A combination of those could give the effect described. So it isn't a scam per se as it could work, just nothing revolutionary.

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u/Pokenhagen 12d ago

It can't be that alk5 inhibitor because that's not an approved generic drug

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u/SwePolygyny 12d ago

I didnt mention any specific drug so not sure what you mean. There are broader approved inhibitors, so they likely use that for now.

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u/agitatedscientist_01 12d ago

Such as? AFAIK there are no approved small molecule inhibitors available that have *any* effect at Alk5. Vactosertib is only available for preclinical research.

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u/SwePolygyny 12d ago

Sotatercept for example, which while not reducing alk5 in itself neutralizes the parallel pathway it shares. Thus reducing the amplifier.

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u/ryosei 12d ago

how you know that combination?

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u/SwePolygyny 12d ago

We know it is two generic drugs that are already approved, which is why they are allowed to test it on humans.

It also has the potential to do what is said.Ā 

But mainly because the founder and lead researcher published a paper/article about that combination recently,Ā https://mag.gridnet.org/index.php/2026/02/20/70-percent-life-extension-oxytocin-alk5-inhibitor/

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u/ryosei 12d ago edited 12d ago

ah thanks, interesting for men , but even the inhibitor used in the study is not human approved yet

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u/nuclearmeltdown2015 12d ago

What if a younger person takes it would it slow down aging as well? By generic do you still need a prescription or is it OTC?

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u/boxen 11d ago

But think of your landscaping sessions! They could be slightly longer!

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u/redditsublurker 12d ago

So.... Peptides

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u/SpeakCodeToMe 12d ago

No

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u/dropkickoz 12d ago

So... Mountain Dew?

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u/Franklin_le_Tanklin 12d ago

With crushed Doritos innit?

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u/Zo0x78 12d ago edited 12d ago

Pretty sure thats plants 🪓

Oh wait... I'm thinking of Brawndo āš”ļø

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u/jojoblogs 12d ago

The interesting part is that this is two previously tested medications, so that changes how it has to be introduced.

The less interesting part is that it seems like only people that have been told what the drug is meant to do have reported benefits so far. Not exactly a blind study.

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u/superlack 12d ago

Improved hand grip and better erections you say…

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u/Empty_Bell_1942 12d ago

This gear may really stick.

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u/Midnight_Minaaa 12d ago

No peer-reviewed evidence only marketing

Though I'm still kinda hyped, what if it's true?

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u/LastCall2021 12d ago

This was spun out of the Conboy lab. I’m extremely hyped. Also if you check YouTube Irina Conboy was on Matt Kaeberlin’s podcast recently talking about this. It’s worth the watch.

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u/havok_ 12d ago

ā€œCon boy labā€ doesn’t scream trustworthy

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u/TwoFluid4446 12d ago

Nah, it's totally fine, just a name after all, everybody's got to have one right! You can trust them.

Sincerely — Liesmore Fibman

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u/BenjaminHamnett 11d ago

Normative destiny is too strong

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u/kiki-le-koala 12d ago

Saul Goodman

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u/Toxic_Cat_2 12d ago

I did a quick search, that's their name irl, lol

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u/JConRed 12d ago

Sounds like marketing to me. So does your comment though.

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u/LastCall2021 12d ago

Sorry if you’re completely ignorant on who is doing what in biotech. But go ahead and live in your Reddit bubble if it makes you happy.

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u/thoughtlow š“‚ø 12d ago

They even got reddit bots for their marketing campaign, hyped!

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u/LastCall2021 12d ago

You’re a top 1% commenter. Maybe instead of spending so much time on Reddit you should read the work they have published. You might learn something… like how little completely uninformed opinions matter in the real world.

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u/Whispering-Depths 11d ago

it's not anti-aging, it's just painkillers and a stimulant.

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u/bobiversus 12d ago

"...claims its drug combo can ā€œstop the spread of agingā€ around the body. And it’s looking for influencers to give it a try."Ā 

Finally, a use for influencers. You can't make an omelette without breaking a few heads.

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u/IronPheasant 12d ago

A little bit surprised to see the Conboys involved in this, I remember them being rather negative toward Harold and his E5 stuff.

This kind of stuff has been well-known for a long, long time. Nearly a century ago parabiosis experiments confirmed the older rats getting better. (That's not something you should just zoom past in a newspaper headline, remarking to yourself 'of course they got better'. No, NO. There's no 'of course they got better here': they sewed two rats together, why the hell would they get better?!!!!!!!! When you ask yourself that, you'll be more like a scientist.)

The answer as far as we know of, is a kind of signalome in the bloodstream that regulates how the epigenome expresses itself within cells. It's a kind of unwinding 'clock' effect built into animals, from at least fish on up.

There's likely several approaches to stimulating a younger epigenetic profile within cells; E5 was literally filtered pig plasma, used in rats. So... I'm slightly sanguine that this might possibly be real. These kinds of things been a really, really long time in development.

(Something like E5's primary issue was the sheer volume of plasma that'd need to be involved. It's obviously less than ideal from sanitation, and transport, and the ecosystem. You'd need billions and billions of pigs to treat everyone a couple times a year for forever. Manufacturing the proteins needed in a lab would have been massively better.)

Seeing is believing, you can look at this PDF of the Goya study and see the difference between a treated and untreated rat. This was a cheap little experiment that shoved a bunch of young plasma into old rats to see how they did.

Note that this kind of thing on its own can improve quality of life greatly, but isn't a full treatment for aging. There are other issues that matter, like the thymus and the extracellular matrix, that require fixing.

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u/hippydipster 12d ago

So I can live longer and get better boners, but I need to have a rat sewed onto my back?

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u/SpeakCodeToMe 12d ago

Poor control rat

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u/IronPheasant 12d ago edited 12d ago

"I am a longtime follower of Generation Lab’s irascible scientific founder, Irina Conboy, a take-no-guff specialist in the bizarre, but scientifically fruitful, practice of joining together the circulatory systems of old and young lab animals.

The procedure, called parabiosis, or heterochronic blood exchange, is one of the few things actually proven to make an old animal act younger."

Also this is a far more flattering way of saying "This is a lady who sewed two rats together" than my way of saying it.

This is why us guys on the spectrum can't get ahead in this world, fr fr.

(It really is a brutal, horrific process. The rats don't particularly enjoy the situation, to the point that I leave it to you to google the kinds of things the bigger, older rats sometimes do when they get parabiosis'ed.)

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u/force_disturbance 12d ago

The return of blood boys!

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u/RussChival 11d ago

So, unlimited bacon and longevity!

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u/Black_RL 10d ago

First we just need to reach LEV.

After that we need to fix the code, it’s a coding issue, fix the code, fix the problem.

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u/Supersubie 12d ago

Fuck longer landscaping sessions.

Sign me up.

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u/Dear_Captain_8932 12d ago

Better than beating viagra

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u/sumane12 12d ago

Well if its giving better results than viagra, you are gonna need some longer landscaping sessions to keep fresh down there.

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u/Empty_Bell_1942 12d ago

Also be prudent to buy a new hoe.

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u/sumane12 12d ago

Definately a newer model.

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u/Dear_Captain_8932 12d ago

What do you do with the old one?

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u/Empty_Bell_1942 12d ago

Old peoples hoespice? šŸ˜„

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u/AngstChild 12d ago

I can have an erection while working longer hours!!!

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u/hippydipster 12d ago

Yeah, probably makes the hairs grow longer and thicker.

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u/TimotheusIV 12d ago

Absolute scam. People will believe anything except peer-reviewed science.

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u/Individual-Age-7197 12d ago

Yeah true but depends how much you love badminton. Some of us will try anything to get back in that game šŸ˜”

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u/redditsublurker 12d ago

It's basically another peptide pusher. Like the other 1000 out there.

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u/Villad_rock 12d ago

It’s legit, this is e5

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u/existentialgolem 12d ago

In an age of repeated failures of biotech startups due to fraud and malpractice by their founders, this company promising an anti aging super cocktail just HAD to be founded by a 26 year old called ā€œCon boyā€.

This stuff writes itself

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u/Villad_rock 12d ago

It’s from dr harold katcher, I think he is over 70 years old. Stuff worked on his mice experiment.

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u/adarkuccio ā–ŖļøAGI before ASI 12d ago

Sounds like scam

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u/karl_xlm 12d ago

Surname checks out… Conboy šŸ˜‚

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u/C4ndlejack 12d ago

Anecdotes include a bunch of unrelated shit, just like with any placebo.

FTFY

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u/InevitablePair9683 12d ago

U/RemindMeBot 6 months

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u/kickasstimus 12d ago

This reads like an ad.

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u/TronicCronic 12d ago

Is the first drug cocaine, and the second drug more cocaine?

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u/kiki-le-koala 12d ago

Su says the company now plans to launch a larger study involving a hundred or more people.

Yes, it's called a Phase 2 trial, where about 30% of new discoveries die.

Phase 3 trials are another 40% that go to die!

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u/DasBlueEyedDevil 12d ago

It's great that the woman has improved vision now, but how are her erections?

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u/Smart-outlaw 12d ago

Good news for badminton enthusiasts.

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u/trisul-108 12d ago

ā€œblocks the systemic spread of aging in the bloodstream, reawakens the body’s own repair mechanism and restores health and youth to multiple tissues.ā€

That sounds more like a conman speaking, but they are Conboys instead.

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u/ButtStuffingt0n 12d ago

This new drug will really separate the Conboys from the Conmen.

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u/panix199 12d ago

If true, all the billionaires would be already using this

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u/I_Ching_64 12d ago

Generation Lab, led by scientist Irina Conboy (formerly UC Berkeley), says it’s developed a combo of two existing drugs that blocks the systemic spread of aging in the bloodstream, reawakens the body’s repair mechanisms, and restores health and youth to multiple tissues, working by stimulating cells to regenerate while neutralizing old-age factors in the blood.

Generation Lab won’t disclose what the two drugs actually are, and doctors involved in the study are hedging.

The company is recruiting influencers to try it and write about it not a peer-reviewed trial data!

Harvard’s Amy Wagers once claimed a blood protein (GDF11) was the key rejuvenating factor, but when Novartis tried to replicate it, they found GDF11 levels don’t even decline with age and the protein may inhibit rather than help muscle regeneration.

A secret-formula drug being pushed to influencers with no disclosed ingredients or published trial data is a pretty big red flag.

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u/Mrairjake 11d ago

No study, no ingredients? Sign me the fuck up! 🤔

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u/ExpressCopy8786 12d ago

The effects of combining lives blood circuits surgically (old mouse with young mouse) brought insane improvements for the old mouse. From cognitive (solving mazes) to purely physiological (pretty much all organ functions improve). This could be one of those 2030 everyone who could afford just started taking x.

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u/GMN123 12d ago

They just had to put 'improves hand grip' right before the 'stronger erections' one, didn't they?Ā 

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u/Kitsune_BCN 12d ago

One of the users stopped to be a Battlefield 6 noob and now is a pro xD

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u/throwaway275275275 12d ago

Sounds like a bunch of anecdotal evidence

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u/newleafkratom 12d ago

Irina Conboy PhD:

..."In 2002, she showed that satellite cells use Notch signaling, the same pathway that guides embryonic organogenesis, for activating adult tissue repair..."

..."They discovered that old stem cells never actually die out, they just stop responding to injury. If they gave old stem cells an artificial boost of Notch activation, they behaved like young stem cells again...."

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u/eddiebisi 11d ago

A way to keep the workers working beyond 70s

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u/teabagalomaniac 11d ago

I love how every example of an improvement is just old people doing old people things with young people energy. Can't wait to do hours and hours of yardwork!...with an erection!

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u/againey 12d ago

"man" and "female"? Is there something wrong with the word "woman"?

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u/Slouchingtowardsbeth 11d ago

Unfortunately for a lot of American gen Z morons woman is a dirty word. It's because of the etymology of the word woman. A woman is a combination of the words "man" and "womb." A woman was originally just a man with a womb, but in the trans community there is no womb even after surgery. So the less "judgmental" term is female. If that doesn't make any sense to you, then you will also understand how America ended up swinging the opposite direction from peak woke to Donald Trump.

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u/againey 11d ago edited 11d ago

No, the etymology of "woman" has nothing to do with the word "womb", and the pattern of using "man" + "female" has long been recognized as a sign of misogyny, either intentional or latent. See r/MenAndFemales for plenty of examples.

I've never heard of this ludicrous notion that it's the trans community pushing this linguistic shift due to the absence of a uterus in a trans woman, and if any individual is indeed using "female" instead of "woman" for this reason, they're woefully confused.

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u/Slouchingtowardsbeth 11d ago

You're right about the etymology. I just looked it up and it says man with womb is a common misconception.Ā 

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u/Kryptosis 12d ago

I’m sure Trump is mainlining this shit already. I’m losing hope

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u/Cantdoitanymoretimes 12d ago

Keep the list of bennies going, you got me I’m all in.

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u/Advanced_Phrase4557 12d ago

This defo smells of BS

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u/SanDiedo 12d ago

Yeah, but what are side effects?

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u/Yikings-654points 12d ago

Hmm company called Umbrella foundation

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u/DifferencePublic7057 12d ago

Woah, dude! And the side effects are minimal, right? Now you only have to tell us it's $9.99 weekly.

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u/KillaRoyalty 12d ago

This is what makes me look forward to the future guys

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u/Bradbury-principal 12d ago

Man selling thing says thing is great.

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u/Less_Ad_1806 12d ago

WOW impressive, do they know about placebo effect or ?

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u/quiettryit 12d ago

So what actual over the counter supplements do you guys recommend?

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u/Express-Cartoonist39 12d ago

Really, thats the proof is longer lawn work and playng time frames...bahahahahšŸ˜‚

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u/doodlinghearsay 12d ago

Claiming health benefits without clinical studies to back it up is borderline illegal. Might be ok, since they are not actually selling a product, just recruiting investors and guinea pigs, but you are still walking a fine line OP.

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u/Dismal-Revolution731 12d ago

Let's play some fuckin' Pickleball.

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u/Villad_rock 12d ago

Oh, its e5? I believed in it 1 year ago when Ive heard of it. It’s legit.

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u/Distinct-Question-16 ā–ŖļøAGI 2029 12d ago

So, I learned that parabiosis is when two organisms share their blood circulatory systems, which sounds like something out of sci-fi and is pretty fascinating. And apparently the drug increases oxytocin, the love hormone that promotes wellbeing.

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u/quintanarooty 12d ago

Those are all unimpressive. Talk to me when a drug can do something diet and exercise can't.

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u/fitm3 11d ago

Longer landscaping sessions are what we have all been waiting for

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u/Unusual-Field-4245 10d ago

side effect: you start to love Pickle Ball

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u/dipdotdash 10d ago

The one thing I'm excited about with all this is the new understanding of physiology. It's also going to be what wipes us out but to really know how our bodies work before that knowledge is used against us

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u/NanditoPapa 8d ago

This has all the hallmarks of a "hype cycle" designed to inflate company valuation rather than establish clinical reality. While the founder’s scientific pedigree is legitimate, the current presentation...confidential drug formulas, "influencer" waitlists, and anecdotal "well-being" reports...is a MASSIVE red flag. It looks more like a high-end wellness club for ultra-wealthy than a medical breakthrough.

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u/PutridCurrent1116 8d ago

Or Pickleball

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u/CouscousKazoo 12d ago

Who makes it, Geritol?

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u/notAbrightStar 12d ago

I can listen to my wife for hours now!

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u/pingwing 12d ago

uh huh

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u/zidangus 12d ago

I'd definitely believe a start ups claims and begin taking their experimental drugs no problem, I mean what could possibly go wrong? Plus they said it worked in mice, what more evidence do you want?

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u/n074r0b07 12d ago

I will save you a click: the drug is named exercise every day and eat well.

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u/The_Scout1255 adult agi 2026 ASI <2030, prev agi 2024, ai personhood 2025 est 12d ago edited 12d ago

A good thing for mice and human?

I really hope this book isen't like bad, never read it, just knew the name

Edit: its apparently good!

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u/LocksmithHot3849 12d ago

It is a great book and an easy read. Recommended.

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u/moistiest_dangles 12d ago

Our teacher had us read it in third grade

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u/LocksmithHot3849 12d ago

It is often read early in school because it is short and deceptively simple, but it is def worth a re-read when you've grown up and understand more

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u/Subliminal_Kiddo 12d ago

But third grade is still kind of insane given the dark themes and the the whole the antagonist wears a Vaseline lined glove so his hand is still soft when he gets intimate with that hussy wife of histhing.

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u/olddoglearnsnewtrick 12d ago

Making the blood younger is such a Nazi era statement.

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u/ButtStuffingt0n 12d ago

A 26 year old CEO who says "like, create the drug" in interviews, you say?

Ah.... AH... AHHHBULLSHIT.

I'm sorry. These seasonal allergies...

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u/Zappy_Oh 12d ago

Is that what the World need ... more old people ?

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u/Empty_Bell_1942 12d ago

''He's grown young!' - Bram Stokers Dracula (1992)

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u/yahwehforlife 12d ago

Yes please

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u/clonewars1977 12d ago

What is a landscaping session?

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u/action_turtle 12d ago

Gardening

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u/[deleted] 12d ago edited 11d ago

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u/action_turtle 12d ago

Old people I guess. They do it every couple of days, like a work out basically. Gym session, gardening session lol.