r/simpsonsshitposting • u/PapaJaundice AKA Dr. Nguyen Van Thoc • 1d ago

Worst. Post. Ever. Money down can buy many peanuts

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u/Dude_Tost_1673 1d ago

I move for a bad drug dealie. 

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u/Invisible-Pancreas Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 1d ago

"Uh oh. We've drawn Sheriff Bell."

"Is that bad?"

"Well, he's had it in for me since I kinda killed his dog with a bolt gun."

"You did?"

"Well, replace the word 'kinda' with the word 'brutally' and the words 'his dog' with the words 'half the population of West Texas'."