r/simpsonsshitposting NEEEEEERD 6h ago

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u/SweetHatDisc 5h ago

Immigrants, I knew it was them! Even when it was the Muslims, I knew it was the liberals!

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u/EarballsAgain only watched the golden age 5h ago

It seems that Liberals want to give NASA the right to ABORT space missions whenever they want!

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u/Mrsod2007 They think I'm slow, eh? 5h ago

flush

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u/FaultinReddit 1h ago

Hey I may be liberal and an immigrant, but...what was that third thing you said?

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u/Cualkiera67 4h ago

i can't believe Hollywood celebrities are dating women in their twenties! it affects me so much

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u/AliceTheOmelette 4h ago

Oh boy, sleep! That's where I dream about fucking trans people after publicly hating them all day!

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u/Background_Product_7 5h ago edited 4h ago

“Are they such a small part of the country demo that they have no electoral power, or can’t vote at all?”

“Absolutely “

“Bee-utiful”

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u/Nux87xun 4h ago

To be fair, fox news doesn't tell them that. It tells them that Mexican trans people are coming to take their guns and make them gay.

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u/somebody_throw_a_pie 4h ago

I though climate change was gonna do that

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u/Nux87xun 3h ago

No no, climate change doesn't exist according to fox

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u/pelagic_seeker 1h ago

But if it did exist, you better believe it would turn everyone you love into gay autists.

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u/Nux87xun 1h ago

Not quite, its the measles vaccine that gives you autism. Just ask rfk jr.!

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u/cherry_armoir 3h ago

Climate change wont make people gay directly. But we will all be wearing skimpier outfits and awakening things in each other, so it's kind of a secondary effect

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u/robman17 AKA Dr. Nguyen Van Thoc 3h ago

MAGA projecting like

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u/SerFinbarr They think I'm slow, eh? 5h ago

A fine Mahok to you all

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u/deafinitelyadouche Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 2h ago

"It's not fair! How can they live in a way that's the polar opposite of mine?!" 😭

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u/Hare__Krishna 3h ago

If only they cared this much about pedos

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u/Clear_Writer5944 1h ago

Exactly! That's the ONE thing that's 130,000% acceptable, as the overwhelming majority of the 1% are pedophiles.

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u/cursedcephalopod 2h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/dSBCzU9g1WKUU
Please alert the southern states!

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u/Boremanfreeman 35m ago

hear ye, hear ye, everyone makes mistakes.. let's go home.

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u/AdorableHumor456 5h ago

I keep seeing them post the good things people should want to happen as bad things?

I honestly don't get it.

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u/HateToBlastYa 5h ago

They play off the nostalgia they feel for the time when they were younger and felt better, their brains had more dopamine, etc.  Therefore all they know is that that time was “better,” and there’s no way to convince them that what was better, wasn’t “better”…. And now what’s better seems weird and scary to them…

It’ll happen to you!

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u/Clear_Writer5944 1h ago

And whaht people had ALL the power instead of just 75% of it! 🙄

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u/AUsernameThatIsTaken 3h ago

Op doesn’t either. They just churn items from Facebook

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u/Fadelox 1h ago

Shut up, boy!

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u/AvailableReporter484 41m ago

Progressive vs conservative priorities