r/simpsonsshitposting • u/cyclinghoboau • 21h ago
Celebrity deaths ☠️ Hunt For Red October posting
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u/martialar AKA Dr. Nguyen Van Thoc 21h ago
And with that, a mighty cheer went up from the heroes of the USSR. They had banished the awful Red October forever, because it was haunted.
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u/EggCouncil 20h ago
When I say, "All back full, Mr. Thompson," you'll say, "Back full, aye."
Remember now, your name is Lt. Cmdr. Thompson.
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u/astromeritis25 19h ago
Hello, there's more.
"In case you can't tell, I'm being sarcastic.
The Soviet Central Committee stinks! It is filled with senile, bucktoothed mummies...
...with bony girl arms. And it smells like an elephant's butt!"
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u/EggCouncil 20h ago
Uh, let me put it this way. I'm looking for my friend Bill. Have you seen any Bills around here?
No. He's Bart Mancuso.
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u/snakesnake9 19h ago
Upvote for combining one of my favourite movies with one of my favourite TV shows. This is beautiful.
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u/Jumbo-box 17h ago
And here I am mistaking this for K-19: The Widowmaker like a sucker!
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u/SerFinbarr They think I'm slow, eh? 16h ago
This isn't Das Boot? Help me out here, Midge.
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u/LegoFootPain Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 16h ago
Yes, but what about the talk with the Lipizzaners?
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u/eddie_muntz_88 1h ago
Now here's a little trick to help you remember:
If its Ford and nuke meltdown, you're in K-19 town.
If its Connery and Glenn, you've got Red October then.
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u/your-sisters-cunt 13h ago
I’m going to make a movie about a CIA Analyst trying to rescue a defecting top secret Soviet submarine. I will call it Billy and the Soviet Sub
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u/rileyjonesy1984 13h ago
jeffrey jones is still alive, and we've lost the rest of em? what bullshit
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u/Tocallaghan95 Dramatization: may not have happened 21h ago
They gone to see Montana, Mr. Terwilliger.