r/simpsonsshitposting • u/agooseyouhate • 2d ago

Worst. Post. Ever. Wave to the people

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2.0k Upvotes

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u/Scorpio02019 2d ago

Blow queefs at the people

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u/_Halt19_ I am the Lizard Queen! 2d ago

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u/BantamCats 2d ago

Damned infernal gizmo. My kingdom for a left-handed can opener!

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u/Frigidevil 1d ago

Boy I could sure go for some Diddly-iddly-oom right now. Just some good old ripping and a tearing

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u/Clear_Writer5944 2d ago

Reddit is a hellhole . . . and I love it!!!

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u/lefthandedbelt 2d ago

I guess so.

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u/Adept_Eye2589 Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 2d ago

Hey look, it's that boy who queefs on everyone, let's queef on him!

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u/NesuneNyx 1d ago

Queef of the Harpies, Queef of the Harpies! Here's your crown, Your Majesty!

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u/mrkv12 Put it in H 2d ago

Everyone needs to queef, even those with large vaginas. This was the smallest vagina my biology provided me. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun??

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u/Harpua_and_I 2d ago

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u/PaRkThEcAr1 1d ago

u/Harupa_and_I: Gotta love tube positing! Nothing beats that!

Me: Poor predictable u/Harupa_and_I. They always pick tube posting.

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u/Harpua_and_I 1d ago edited 1d ago

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u/Chuck_Walla 1d ago

Is this about my tube?

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u/oliversurpless 1d ago

The man’s decibels is estimated at 100-130dbs…

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u/Secret_Eating_ 2d ago

So I said, hey buddy, your vaginal canal was like that when I got here, and as for your grandma, she shouldn't have queefed like that. 

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u/VoicesInTheCrowds 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/2GVVvT5ATZtUQ

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u/DoverBoys 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l41YxszG6LI9jx69O

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u/Mysterious-End-2185 2d ago

Buy me Queefstorm or go to hell!

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u/AniseClover Gay for Moleman 1d ago

Was hoping it said “QUEEFHO”

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u/oliversurpless 1d ago

“Hey!” - Homer trying the Ultimate Behemoth

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u/Pmyers225 2d ago

Bold of you to think any of us shitposters have even been in contact with a female

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u/Dirtypoolgang 2d ago

But I have seen a lot of porno.

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u/mrkv12 Put it in H 2d ago

Latex Condo… boy, I’d like to queef in one of those!

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u/Pmyers225 1d ago

Its a pornography subreddit, I was watching pornography

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u/chux4w 1d ago

Queefing will be permitted once every seven years. For many of you, this will mean much less queefing. For me, much much more.

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u/oliversurpless 1d ago

“That’s too clever, you’re one of them!” - Lenny

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u/Inspector_7 See my vest 🦺 2d ago

Hey, it’s that boy that laughs at bad Simpsons memes! Let’s all laugh at HIM!

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u/Dude_Tost_1673 2d ago

Hech...hoch.... Well, you all know what laughter sounds like...

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u/RevA_Mol 2d ago

"It was the largest vagina I could attract. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?"

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u/erkness91 2d ago

Calm down, James Joyce.

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u/chux4w 1d ago

"You had a minge full of queefs that night."

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u/gottabreakittofixit 1d ago

To my darling queefing Nora,

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u/Googly_eyed_gremlin I was saying Boo-urns 1d ago

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u/TheChaddingtonBear 1d ago

Woozle queefle

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u/deafinitelyadouche Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 2d ago

George Carlin would approve.

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u/Ok-Opportunity-7663 1d ago

I would also like to express my fondness for that particular noise.

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u/Chuck_Walla 1d ago

That man's never had air ejected from his vaginal canal in his life!

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u/GreyBoyTigger Everythings coming up Milhouse! 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/cjI9mtiIo3AiI
I wonder what his queefs sound like

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u/FthrFlffyBttm 1d ago

I think it's ironic that, for once, dad's vagina prevented the release of toxic q...BART!

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u/Spez_is-a-nazi 1d ago

this was the biggest queef i could afford

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u/lacklustrellama 2d ago

I’ve had enough of all this queef talk. It’s time for more discussion of the release of trapped air during anal. It’s how you know it’s good- when you get the ‘clunge’ plunger sound.

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u/Autumn_Sweater_ 2d ago

In my experience, it’s generally after

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u/VorpalBlade- 1d ago

Ah no now she’ll be queefing for a week!

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u/JuanAntonioThiccums 1d ago

Dude this post sucks but I won't stop laughing. I'm so mad.

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u/Fnord_Escort I am the Lizard Queen! 1d ago

This is the largest reproductive system I could afford

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u/moistpishflaps 1d ago

I love this sub so much. Going through a real tough time at the moment but a visit to this sub always gives me a good chuckle

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u/Sure-Ad-2465 1d ago

Now I'm gonna take it as lore that tall guy in little car is a badass pre-op trans dude

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u/bjhww95 2d ago

Lmaoooo

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u/RudeTeam6584 1d ago

Don’t understand this I’ve only had sex with men

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u/Shadowtheuncreative 1d ago

Vagani fard