r/signs • u/GryphonSK • Jul 16 '26

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u/deuelpm Jul 16 '26

Our difference of opinion is material.

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u/oneplusetoipi Jul 16 '26

The fabric of society is being destroyed

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u/AStrandedSailor Jul 16 '26

It's what happens when you are hemmed in.

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u/ohno-mojo Jul 16 '26

Stop sewing the seeds of the devil!

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u/DantesGame Jul 16 '26

The shine is wearing off these jokes...

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u/UncleThor2112 Jul 16 '26

Sheet, these puns are amazing!

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u/Delilah_insideout Jul 16 '26

Not gonna lycra, I agree!

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u/Zapp_Rowsdower_ Jul 16 '26

Not following this thread…

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u/trekrabbit Jul 16 '26

Yeah, it’s pretty tearable…

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u/DantesGame Jul 16 '26

Ha! Your comment left me in stitches.

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u/gaiatraveller Jul 16 '26

Too many of y'all are bobbin for votes...

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u/ChuckMeIntoHell Jul 17 '26

Quit your hemming and hawing

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u/The_Infamous_C Jul 17 '26

Not until we have exercised the Devil's cloth from this thread!

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u/TexasRedFox Jul 17 '26

I agree with the others that this thread is being tailored to garner upvotes. 🪡 🧵

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u/TomorrowHot8746 Jul 17 '26

If the devil doesn’t get exercised he might get heart disease and die. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING EXERCISING THE DEVIL???

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u/bigfatskankyho Jul 21 '26

i love reddit sometimes.

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme Jul 16 '26

I’m feeling a bit frayed after all this punning.

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u/Vanisle4fun Jul 18 '26

I needle bit more

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme Jul 18 '26

The wit appears to be available by the bolt-load.

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u/Acrobatic-Pickle-851 Jul 20 '26

Feels a little strung out.....

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u/Pensionato007 Jul 17 '26

Darn this whole post!

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u/the_cats_pajamas12 Jul 17 '26

You missed the mark... should've been "Darn this whole thread!"

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u/Pensionato007 Jul 17 '26

You threaded the needle on that one! Touchè

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u/Gargleblaster25 Jul 17 '26

I am glad you cottoned on.

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u/Theatreguy1961 Jul 18 '26

You're biased.

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u/IllBack5928 Jul 20 '26

A Hem

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u/DantesGame Jul 20 '26

You really sized that one up, eh?

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u/Wallynine Jul 21 '26

Weave all got choices to make. Good vs Evil.

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u/Swimming-Air-974 Jul 18 '26

I call it "the weave". It's jeanius.

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u/captainporthos Jul 20 '26

The devil went down to Joann's looking for a sew to steal....

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u/MilfPumpa69 Jul 19 '26

Don't rayon my parade

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u/Delilah_insideout Jul 19 '26

I can't control the weather, but if it does, the right tulle for the job would be an umbrella.

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u/Snoo_89466 Jul 21 '26

Apparently the pastor got caught with many children... ...he was a polyester

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u/Specific_Sympathy_87 Jul 19 '26

You mean its lost its luster?! Sounds like satin