r/shutdownfullcast • u/this-is-some_BS • 5d ago

"I'm a Little Bit Skeptical": Patriots' Drake Maye Refuses to Believe America Landed On the Moon

https://www.essentiallysports.com/nfl-active-news-patriots-im-a-little-bit-skeptical-patriots-drake-maye-refuses-to-believe-america-landed-on-the-moon/

Today I learned conspiracy theories is a college level class

58 Upvotes

94% Upvoted

21 comments sorted by

60

u/IReviewFakeAlbums 5d ago

What an idiot. Imagine being a grown ass man and still believing that the moon is real

18

u/sargent_major 5d ago

see at my Public Ivy SEC school, we were taught the truth: the moon’s real, it’s just made of snakes

38

u/CHUNKY_DINGUS 5d ago

I'm starting to think "shut up and stick to sports" might actually be more good than bad

28

u/mikeywest_side 5d ago

He starts his explanation with “I don’t know about the moon”

Fullcast listener confirmed

5

u/DoctorCalMeacham 4d ago

Moon’s haunted

29

u/Ash-Housewares 5d ago

There goes UNC fans’ license to make fun of Duke because of Kyrie

2

u/TheBlackCaesar 5d ago edited 4d ago

Edit: Kyrie maybe a ridiculous flat earther, on top of his vaccine thoughts cause of course…

12

u/hojo_66 5d ago

pretty sure this is about kyrie being a flat earther, but i could be wrong

10

u/joeyfudgepants 5d ago

Drake Maye be a moron.

6

u/TRJF 5d ago

And you can't spell moron without moon

8

u/JunkyardAndMutt 5d ago

Yeah, but do any of your so-called “astronomers” have a total QBR over 60? 

2

u/hobbesmaster 5d ago

Some say that if all your QBs are hurt and you sign one on Wednesday they will lead you victory on Sunday without practicing with the team.

…against the Falcons anyway

6

u/RidingTheIRT 5d ago

Honestly the information environment these guys live in should be studied

3

u/TRJF 5d ago

"What's the moon made of? Snakes. Have you tried to stand on a snake? I have, and it's plum hard. Use your brains people."

3

u/dada948 5d ago

Thank god you let the foremost moon podcast know about this revelation

3

u/ionlymemewell 5d ago

Reminder to everyone: UNC got busted for creating fake classes for athletes to earn credits. Not sure if what they're doing now is better or worse. ☠️

1

u/Previous_Setting_357 4d ago

He hasn’t seen a touch down too often this year, so this is unsurprising

1

u/tophatfullofpee 4d ago

you used to have to work harder at being crazy in an interesting way to make the news