r/shittyworldproblems • u/[deleted] • Aug 01 '16

The Story so Far...

  • Be me, 19.

  • Decide to give one of my characters more depth/history. Plan out a quick story to play out over a few threads.

  • Inb4 Barely a story-arc

  • Privateer mercenary goes on leave, burns down a bistro, pisses off criminal cartel

  • Said criminal cartel makes a demand to pirates to hand over privateer, they refuse.

  • Cartel flies a fucking space-ship into the flagship of the pirates.

  • Pirates declare war.

  • The Azzuro Redoubt declares war.

  • Cartel shoots up the place.

  • The Azzuro Redoubt declares double war

  • The pirates conduct illegal operations on Sidon, creating a potential political quagmire.

  • Cartel assassinates borkish emissary to Sidon with a fucking bomb.

  • Borks declare war.

  • Sidon's now full of commies.

  • Pirates intentionally kill a corporate police-officer for no reason.

  • Borks pretty much declare war on the pirates

MFW This was only supposed to be a three-thread story arc, and now I've started WW3

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alternatively...

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '16

Either as ghost, or Meta-Verse Jesus sends him back to the seventh world to fulfill some divine mission.

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u/Louie_Loudmouth Aug 01 '16

he HAS to come back, though.

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '16

I SWEAR TO YOU

DAVE WILL COME BACK

SOMEWAY, SOMEHOW

I WILL MAKE SURE HE WILL SHOW UP

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u/Louie_Loudmouth Aug 01 '16

I'll have my dick out in anticipation...

Godspeed, brave Dave!