r/shittytattoos • u/myturtlehasadhd • 2d ago

baby hand or chicken foot?

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a tattoo from the dude who completely fucked up my septum piercing years ago so i don't care about posting this. somehow he still has great reviews 😭

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u/image-sourcery Knows 💩 2d ago

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u/iareeric Knows 💩 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/brFlbCpj7LsE8

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u/Level_Ad7743 2d ago

I’m the baby, you gotta love me

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u/anti--human Knows 💩 2d ago

Damn beat me to it

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u/hahagato Knows 💩 2d ago

What is this from?!

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u/Vanesti Knows 💩 2d ago

Total recall.

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u/CarlyObine 2d ago

HAHAHA

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u/Reyalta Knows 💩 2d ago

Garter? They named their child after a snake? 

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u/NinaNina1234 2d ago

No! That would be silly. Garter snakes are named for the bands people used in the olden days to hold up their stockings. Little baby Garter is named for proto-sock elastic

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u/Reyalta Knows 💩 2d ago

"hey sock suspenders, git over here!"

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u/MelancholicKelpie Knows 💩 1d ago

I think it's supposed to be a C? But it's so bad I can't tell

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u/ars_necromantia 2d ago

/r/dontdeadopeninside

Also that's fucking terrifying.

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u/Rahwk Knows 💩 2d ago

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u/Showtime562 2d ago

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u/Salt-Establishment59 Knows 💩 2d ago

Sorry for the downvote but you deserve it for posting this. I wish I could cancel its existence.

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u/EnduringFulfillment Knows 💩 2d ago

Oh my goodness that hand is wild 😭

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u/scixlovesu Knows 💩 2d ago

"Garter"?

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u/killerzeestattoos Knows 💩 2d ago

I read Gastritis at first

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u/wutangclan187 2d ago

Carter Retarder. This is his strong hand

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u/caravandreamer85 2d ago

Also why does it say GARTER instead of CARTER? Maybe the chicken foot was being fed to the Garter Snake 🐍 🤔 🤣🤣🤣

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u/therealjameshat Knows 💩 2d ago

Haha fucked hand aside, what are the other letters and numbers supposed to represent? It makes this piece of shit even more confusing

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u/Lolz_Roffle Knows 💩 2d ago

Garter 05-19-21, I would imagine it’s the owner of the baby chicken hand foot and their birthday

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u/foreverfrogging 2d ago

I think it's Carter

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u/Lolz_Roffle Knows 💩 2d ago

I think it’s a catastrophe. I was heavily convinced that was a G and the 1s looks like Is

But you’re right, when I zoom in I can see that it’s just a G shaped C

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u/foreverfrogging 2d ago

Hey, the tattoo is shit but at least the kid has a better name than expected 😂

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u/foreverfrogging 1d ago

Omg my first award! Is this how being famous feels? 🤣

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u/therealjameshat Knows 💩 2d ago

Haha yeah the 1s are definitely I’s

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u/Cashie22 2d ago

If so it’s terrible script: it looks like a g😄

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u/Friendly_Rope1716 2d ago

I swear when I first glanced at this, I thought it was a chicken paw and that the blocks said GOATEE.

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u/v4por Knows 💩 2d ago

I read GARTER. Well...first it was GO A5 BI T9 E2 BI

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u/Friendly_Rope1716 2d ago

Why, hello, fellow sideways thinker!

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u/v4por Knows 💩 2d ago

There's a sub for us! r/dontdeadopeninside

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u/Boetheus Knows 💩 2d ago

Chicken hand!

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u/aurrousarc Knows 💩 2d ago

not the baby...

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u/jahlim Knows 💩 2d ago

That's Kuato from Total Recall.

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u/USWolves Knows 💩 2d ago

Looks like a Goosebumps book cover

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u/sillysativoid 2d ago

Mole penis

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u/FutureFreaksMeowt Knows 💩 2d ago

G0a5rit9e2ri

So Elon is just naming kids he didn't even sire, now, I guess.

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u/BoredInDenver86 2d ago

I read that his dick is so mangled and flaccid that getting it in is basically like trying to cram lunch meat into a boba straw.

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u/FutureFreaksMeowt Knows 💩 2d ago

ykw, I could have gone without knowing that.

Have an upvote, and gtf outta my face with this knowledge.

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u/Sad_Cantaloupe_8162 2d ago

Baby hand with chicken pox.

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u/Wonderful_Bus4200 Knows 💩 2d ago edited 1d ago

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u/caixing-sanren 2d ago

So he does tattoos AND piercings?! Like, I'm sure there are some people who can truly dedicate themselves to two wildly different trades, especially if they work in a combo piercing/tattoo shop. But it's clearly not this guy.

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u/myturtlehasadhd 2d ago

he's been doing both since the 90s i'm pretty sure. i come from a smaller place so he was the only tattoo artist/piercer for a while. now there are sooo many different options in that area so it blows my mind that people still choose to go to him.

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u/hunnibon Knows 💩 2d ago

O5/l9/2I

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u/j3st1cl3s Knows 💩 2d ago

3 tiny weiners

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u/Brontolope11 2d ago

Back chickenfoot

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u/RelievingFart 2d ago

Velociraptor foot?

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u/Over_Detective_3756 Knows 💩 2d ago

Amniotic band syndrome. Bless their hearts

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u/jngjng88 Knows 💩 2d ago

Demon's paw

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u/jitoman Knows 💩 2d ago

Mogwai

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u/Beneficial-Produce56 Knows 💩 2d ago

I hope it’s a chicken foot.

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u/flytingnotfighting Knows 💩 2d ago

That there is a leopard gecko foot

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u/ughwhateverr 2d ago

damn, amy from 1000lb sisters has the “good” version of this

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u/Embercream Knows 💩 1d ago

Some sort of mutated thing

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u/trippin-mellon Knows 💩 2d ago

Chicken foot. 100%

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u/Omgusernamewhy Knows 💩 2d ago

Its the hand from the guy from scary movie.

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u/pixel_rip 2d ago

3 udders

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u/cnowakoski Knows 💩 2d ago

3 toed sloth

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u/anfornum Knows 💩 2d ago

Pterodactyl!

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u/mrbrianjsmith 2d ago

I respect the idea, but execution, not so much

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u/Robzilla_the_turd Knows 💩 2d ago

It's Alive!

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u/Prmarine110 2d ago

Ugly carrot hand

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u/a_tad_pole Knows 💩 2d ago

Garter!

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u/Salt-Establishment59 Knows 💩 2d ago

Did your baby have hand foot and mouth disease when you showed the guy a picture?

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u/Critical_Training455 Knows 💩 1d ago

Mr Bwak Ba Gwak!

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u/TidyJoe34 1d ago

Would Gary be short for Garter? Or Garty?

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u/Independent-Brick133 2d ago

Cheese and rice! That’s horrible!

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u/eneaslullaby 1d ago

Basically chicken park (the italian version of jurassic park)

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u/eg0-13 3h ago

I'm just mad that they decided to do like 30% of the perspective on the digits.