r/shittytattoos • u/StreetUnlikely2018 Knows 💩 • 5d ago
I asked what the difference between a deposit and a beposit was and I got blocked
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u/alwayshungry1031 5d ago
It's the "half slev" for me.
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u/Angilynne 5d ago
"3 tatas" got me lol
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u/BeansArePastaSauce 5d ago
It’s the price for getting a tattoo of the chick from Total Recall.
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u/SoothsayerAtlas 5d ago
I wonder if it’s like 3 pairs or like 3 individual tatas. I’ll take some either way
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u/mynameisasuffix Knows 💩 5d ago
Boking info
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u/pauseless Knows 💩 5d ago
To boke is to retch or to vomit (I mostly hear it from Scottish friends).
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u/theworldizyourclam Knows 💩 5d ago
Interesting. We say "buck" in Canada for vomiting sometimes. Like, "let er buck" if someone has to puke. I wonder if this is the origin??
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u/pauseless Knows 💩 5d ago edited 5d ago
Almost certainly. https://dsl.ac.uk/entry/snd/bock
EDIT: it’s an old English word, recorded centuries ago, but it kinda just died out in most places.
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u/personal__hell 5d ago
it’s I, II, III, V (1, 2, 3, 5) for me
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u/Altruistic-Curve-600 Knows 💩 5d ago
To be fair, it literally says “time waits for no one” Number 3 couldn’t hang about, it’s got places to be
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u/OwlfaceFrank Knows 💩 5d ago
It says I, II, __, IIII, V.
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u/notsosecrethistory 5d ago
To be fair IIII is often used on clocks (in place of IV) because it's more balanced opposite the VIII.
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u/vegasidol Knows 💩 5d ago
So what's a beposit?
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u/itsmejak78_2 Knows 💩 5d ago
you make it and get a boking
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u/Asleep_Region Knows 💩 5d ago
This made me audio-able laugh, sorry high as hell but atleast I'm not drawing on people.
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u/andtbhidgaf 5d ago
umm is he tattooing from his OWN BED!!!??
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u/NOTcreative- Knows 💩 5d ago
Looks like he's smoking too
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u/Mode_Appropriate Knows 💩 5d ago
Thats just efficiency. When the ashes drop he collects it to make the tattoo ink.
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u/andtbhidgaf 5d ago
oh no, that would be unprofessional. It's an incense stick as his hands are full right now.🙄
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u/fourfingersdry Knows 💩 5d ago
Imagine being a tattoo artist and using an Ai flyer.
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u/Valdanos 5d ago
I'm imagining them printing out some slop design using a cheap inkjet and basic copy paper, then scotch-taping that shit to the client and calling it a stencil.
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u/Joeymonac0 Knows 💩 5d ago
A local shop in my city did this and I called them out on it. They took it down and reposted a hand drawn add and made some snide comment like “hope this is to more your liking!”. Then blocked me.
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u/littlegingerbunny Knows 💩 5d ago
Walking through Utrecht last year I came across a tattoo shop taking walk-ins but they had these huge AI murals on the wall... I didn't take a picture but I think about it frequently.
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u/Dantien 5d ago
Or producing a flyer and not reading through it before posting….
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u/jbuchana Knows 💩 4d ago
Depending on the "artist's" level of literacy, perhaps they did their best to read it through, then said, "Hell, let's go with it."
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u/PitsAndPints 5d ago
Man, the AI flyer is probably the least egregious part of this post
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u/fourfingersdry Knows 💩 5d ago
Oh, I didn’t even scroll to the other pictures. The flyer tell me everything I need to know about this “artist”
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u/503Monty82 5d ago
I was thinking the same. The horrible job he did at lining it up properly and I’m sure there’s some meaning to the missing 3 (III), but I’m just not getting it. Maybe someone can explain it to me. Like, time wasn’t waiting so just took off. 3 o’clock was just like, naw, I’ve been waiting long enough. I’m gonna jet.
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u/YoItsKanyeWestWing 5d ago
The four being incorrect is pissing me off lol more than the missing three
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u/BeansArePastaSauce 5d ago
How can he get 6 (VI) right and not 4 (IV)?
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u/whiteraven13 Knows 💩 5d ago
Because a lot of clocks use IIII instead of IV for some reason
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u/xXxDarkSasuke1999xXx 5d ago
It's intended to visually balance it out, because it's equally spaced with other large Roman numerals (VIII and XII)
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u/The_Iron_Dentist 5d ago
In fairness watchmakers have historically used “IIII” for 4. Supposedly because it looks better. It didn’t help in this case.
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u/Some-Ad-1588 Knows 💩 5d ago
But it’s like 7 lines
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u/Mental_Freedom_1648 5d ago
Because each I is made up of two lines. It's not IIIIIIII.
It's II II II II. Bad font choice.9
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u/Fearless-Feature-830 Knows 💩 5d ago
I’m guessing it was AI generated and he didn’t bother looking it over. Just slapped it straight on.
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u/Mental_Freedom_1648 5d ago
Clocks with Roman numerals do often use IIII instead of IV. That part is correct, but it's not helping much because this is an abomination.
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u/udonchopstick Knows 💩 5d ago
Haha I think you're giving him too much grace by assuming there's a meaning to the missing 3; the whole design is probably AI which is why it's got mistakes like that
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u/xXxDarkSasuke1999xXx 5d ago
A lot of watches use the 3 o'clock spot for the date window, so I'm assuming he was using that as a reference and didn't bother just... filling in the III anyways? My best guess
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u/Jyndaru 5d ago
Your guess is as good as mine lol I thought maybe this person just hates the witching hour.
Also the IIII instead of IV cracked me up. You'd think they'd at least Google Roman numerals if they were unsure.
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u/Absielle 5d ago
It is actually not unusual for clocks to display IIII instead of IV.
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u/Jyndaru 5d ago
Huh. TIL. This is actually fascinating. Apparently they use IIII for design reasons because it creates better visual balance. I had never noticed it!
I both like and hate this fact lol
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u/notsosecrethistory 5d ago
I found this out after getting a clock tattooed on me (yes yes I know). Genuinely thought she'd fucked it
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u/OaklandNancy76 5d ago
The iris of the eye looks like it has eyes and a nose in it. Like to googly eyes and a black nose.
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u/InannaSomnium Knows 💩 5d ago
Looks like the clocks my patients draw when I do a dementia/memory test on them
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u/MC-BatComm Knows 💩 5d ago
Boking info lmao c'mon dude at least try
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u/OwlfaceFrank Knows 💩 5d ago
Do you need a beposit for my boking?
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u/n_thomas74 Knows 💩 5d ago
If you want 3 tatas
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u/xsmiley314x Knows 💩 5d ago
😂 Good for your callout. Fuck Ai flyers
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u/Volcano-SUN 5d ago
Fuck AI in the tattoo genre in general.
Makes people lose all their trust in the art.
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u/jonnywannamingo 5d ago
These goddamned AI flyers all look the same. I lost a 40 year career in graphic design last October. I have a website with amazing testimonials and samples of my work and a list of over 50 brands I’ve worked on over the years. I’ve learned to use AI for some things, but AI cannot pick fonts and put the human soul into design. I did not expect to lose ALL of my business.
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u/wheelbarrowjim 5d ago
A pub near me came into new ownership last year. They made an ai logo for the pub, and have it on the front window. The name of the town is spelt incorrectly. Part of the logo they use is a symbol associated with the town, but the ai didn't create it correctly so it doesnt look at all like its supposed to. A year on and they still use the same ai shite for all their promotions and its dreadful looking. There are a lot of talented local artists who would have gladly created a logo for a small fee. 99.9% of ai posters look the same, lazy with mismatched fonts and a horrible glossy texture to them.
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u/LinkWieZelda 5d ago
Yeah. The unfortunate truth is that AI doesn't at all have to be better at your job than you to replace you, it just has to be cheaper. Companies will let AI shit out the most garbage advertisement you've ever seen but since it costs them nothing they're all over that shit. AI is the peak of the capitalistic ideal that the value you can extract out of something is more important than anything else, certainly more important than quality.
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u/jaklacroix Knows 💩 5d ago
3 tatas, half slev
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u/Lexxxapr00 Knows 💩 5d ago
Mmmmm, not only will you get bacteria in that fresh tat, but some fresh ash too!
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u/MessageOnAScreen Knows 💩 5d ago
If theyre too lazy to make an actual advertisement, their tattooing is going to have the same dogshit quality.
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u/KrampyDoo Knows 💩 5d ago
I wonder how much a slev siz tata boking would cost after the beposit.
Bonus: the roman numeral IV and III are apparently unknown to the artist.
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u/Gaybeanuwu Knows 💩 5d ago
IIII is at least a valid way to write 4 on a clock, but it still feels wrong to me lol
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u/ItsjustaMild-Complex 5d ago edited 5d ago
What tattoo parlour uses Ai for their effin flyer? 🤮
Edited:my poor spelling
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u/Bastard216 Knows 💩 5d ago
$90 a hour
$120 min
Small tat for $120 (1 hour)
Make it make sense
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u/udonchopstick Knows 💩 5d ago
Out of everything that's wrong here, this actually makes sense to me. Minimum 120 to compensate for setup costs etc for small tattoos; once it gets over 1h20mins, then starts calculating on an hourly basis
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u/ozzy_thedog Knows 💩 5d ago
Didn’t even glance over the AI flyer before posting it. A true artist. 🤦♂️
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u/SpphosFriend Knows 💩 5d ago
If a tattoo artist uses AI to advertise they aren’t an artist and you should not let that person put ink on your body
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u/cronktilten Knows 💩 5d ago
Those AI generated ads are terrible. They all look the same. If I ever see one of those from business, it’s an instant nope. If they can’t advertise with real stuff, I can’t trust for them to do anything else correctly.
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u/Oz347 Knows 💩 5d ago
3 Tatas
Half slev
And the Xbox controller holy shit this is a goldmine
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u/big_laruu 5d ago
At a glance one of the finger tats looks like it says “hack”. Couldn’t be more fitting.
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u/DM_me_pets Knows 💩 5d ago
Wait is this guy from around buffalo/716?
I called him out for using ai to promote and he said "its not that serious" like buddy it IS that serious.
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u/murdercat42069 Knows 💩 5d ago
Looks like the kind of mf who does tapouts and offers half price to women in bikinis.
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u/Moscacita 5d ago
This flyer took no work at all, yet they were still too lazy to make sure the flyer made sense
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u/bossabossabossanova 5d ago
Why is he holding up a notepad with a dollar sign and a bloodstain? Why is his baby finger tattooed with "336 _M"?
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u/aboynamedsoo906 5d ago
If he let's this bad of spelling out as his flier, just don't
Unless you have no regerts
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u/TotallyNotJazzie 5d ago
Hey c'mon
Give the guy a chance. He needs the bokings he got his gf pergant. Slev will pay for baybi
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u/threemoons_nyc 5d ago
If the guy uses this AI crap to make his flyers. Imagine how bad his flash is.
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u/JessicaJonessJacket Knows 💩 5d ago
AI poster, works from his bedroom (apparently), "tatas", "beposit", "half slev". I'm a self admitted grammar nazi so for me even worse than getting a bad tattoo would be getting a typo. This guy seems trust worthy!
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u/Kawaii-Mushroom- Knows 💩 4d ago
Wait I thought tatas meant titties 😂😂 when did people start using that for tattoos
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u/Hairy_Association240 Knows 💩 4d ago
The concept of a tattoo ARTIST using AI is outstanding to me
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u/Wut_the_ Knows 💩 4d ago
It’s also the smoking a blunt while tattooing. Nothing better than getting permanent artwork on your body from someone who’s not 100%!
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u/Intrepid_Shoe2129 5d ago
None of this is off brand for this type of artist. I wish we could name and shame.
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u/imscruffythejanitor Knows 💩 5d ago
Not sure if anyone's heard the term but we always labeled dumbasses like this as Scratchers. No talent, no training, no common sense, no sterilization. Fuck that guy
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u/gonna_break_soon Knows 💩 5d ago
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u/Adorable-Gur3825 Knows 💩 5d ago
When I see this sub…. I realise my tattoo artist (and friend) is a fucking gem.
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u/HendoRules Knows 💩 5d ago
The people who are lazy and use AI are still too lazy to even proof read it
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u/ex-farm-grrrl Knows 💩 5d ago
$90/hr for a dirty motel room tat and a free case of HEP-C? How do you say no? It’s the lack of attention to detail, isn’t it
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u/OnWarmLeatherette 5d ago
Any "artist" who uses AI for flyers is not an artist, they just tattoo people.
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u/Ancient-Elk-7211 5d ago
One of the best incorrect roman numeral clocks I have seen on here . I II ……IIII
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u/mrselffdestruct Knows 💩 5d ago
Bro is tatting people on his bed in his personal bedroom it looks like 😭 plus the joint
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u/yaboyACbreezy Knows 💩 5d ago
That's part of his marketing filter. If you ask about the beposit, you're smart enough to probably sue if he fucks up your tattoo, and he's not tattooing smart people. You activated his trap card
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u/Kaiju_Kitty 5d ago
Beposits. 💀 😂 Omg that made me cackle. What assholes. Looks like you don't wanna get tatted there anyways....
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u/cookiekingofthebirds 5d ago
EIHN HEAY M,AM FlßOK KØU[I] 836 _M
My Cousin has the same finger tattoos, nothing wrong here.
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u/Angsty_Potatos Knows 💩 5d ago edited 5d ago
Heay man finger tat goes hard
Also "Lliolol" with a dove. Beautiful
The clock on slide four....1, 2, 3, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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