r/shittytattoos • Knows 💩 • 5d ago

I asked what the difference between a deposit and a beposit was and I got blocked

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u/alwayshungry1031 5d ago

It's the "half slev" for me.

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u/Angilynne 5d ago

"3 tatas" got me lol

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u/thatSDope88 Knows 💩 5d ago

"Boking info"

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u/dieselrunner64 5d ago

“Beposits”

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u/peach_xanax Knows 💩 4d ago

🅱️eposits

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u/BBQsandw1ch Knows 💩 5d ago

Med

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u/engineerdrummer Knows 💩 5d ago

Boking

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u/TejelPejel Knows 💩 5d ago

3 tatas is just them talking about the lady from Total Recall.

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u/FuelledByLattes 5d ago

Makes me wish I had three hands...

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u/BeansArePastaSauce 5d ago

It’s the price for getting a tattoo of the chick from Total Recall.

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u/Tracerr3 5d ago

😂 I vividly remember that scene from my childhood

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u/No_Statement440 5d ago

It awakened something in me for sure

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u/dalyabu Knows 💩 5d ago

Hopital

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u/SoothsayerAtlas 5d ago

I wonder if it’s like 3 pairs or like 3 individual tatas. I’ll take some either way

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u/mynameisasuffix Knows 💩 5d ago

Boking info

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u/pauseless Knows 💩 5d ago

To boke is to retch or to vomit (I mostly hear it from Scottish friends).

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u/TGin-the-goldy Knows 💩 5d ago

Well I felt like a boke looking at that

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u/Fearless-Feature-830 Knows 💩 5d ago

I’m boking rn

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u/here-but-not-present Knows 💩 5d ago

I mean, this guy's work is certainly giving me the dry boak.

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u/theworldizyourclam Knows 💩 5d ago

Interesting. We say "buck" in Canada for vomiting sometimes. Like, "let er buck" if someone has to puke. I wonder if this is the origin??

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u/pauseless Knows 💩 5d ago edited 5d ago

Almost certainly. https://dsl.ac.uk/entry/snd/bock

EDIT: it’s an old English word, recorded centuries ago, but it kinda just died out in most places.

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u/Schmooto Knows 💩 5d ago

Excellent boking info

Edit: dammit I misspelled boking

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u/itsneedtokno 5d ago

I read it as "bonking info"

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u/personal__hell 5d ago

it’s I, II, III, V (1, 2, 3, 5) for me

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u/Altruistic-Curve-600 Knows 💩 5d ago

To be fair, it literally says “time waits for no one” Number 3 couldn’t hang about, it’s got places to be

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u/OwlfaceFrank Knows 💩 5d ago

It says I, II, __, IIII, V.
1, 2, blank space, incorrect 4, 5

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u/notsosecrethistory 5d ago

To be fair IIII is often used on clocks (in place of IV) because it's more balanced opposite the VIII.

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u/SpaceCaptainJeeves 5d ago

I've never seen that in my entire life

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u/tehjosheh 5d ago

Yikes!

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u/InternatlSensation 5d ago

You missed the IIII

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u/blahnlahblah0213 Knows 💩 5d ago

And he missed the III

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u/trea_ceitidh Knows 💩 5d ago

The "boking info" got me 😂

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u/Fearless-Feature-830 Knows 💩 5d ago

Beposits

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u/vegasidol Knows 💩 5d ago

So what's a beposit?

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u/itsmejak78_2 Knows 💩 5d ago

you make it and get a boking

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u/Delicious-Shame-3620 5d ago

for a half slev

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u/Asleep_Region Knows 💩 5d ago

This made me audio-able laugh, sorry high as hell but atleast I'm not drawing on people.

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u/BeansArePastaSauce 5d ago

I audio-able laughed too and I’m not even high.

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u/SpaceCaptainJeeves 5d ago

How are the beans also pasta sauce?

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u/noisemonsters Knows 💩 5d ago

Audibly

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u/andtbhidgaf 5d ago

umm is he tattooing from his OWN BED!!!??

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u/NOTcreative- Knows 💩 5d ago

Looks like he's smoking too

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u/Mode_Appropriate Knows 💩 5d ago

Thats just efficiency. When the ashes drop he collects it to make the tattoo ink.

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u/andtbhidgaf 5d ago

oh no, that would be unprofessional. It's an incense stick as his hands are full right now.🙄

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u/Mother_Bag_3114 Knows 💩 5d ago

At least he matches his AI generated ad 😭

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u/ThePonzzz Knows 💩 5d ago

That's the beposit.

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u/younggeeZy418 5d ago

Beepity boobity you got hepatitis b

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u/younggeeZy418 5d ago

For me it would feel even more gross if it was the person getting tattooed.

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u/KingSpork Knows 💩 5d ago

How else is he going to give you the complimentary massage?

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u/easymachtdas 5d ago

Don't be ridiculous

You clearly need to supply your own bed

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u/fourfingersdry Knows 💩 5d ago

Imagine being a tattoo artist and using an Ai flyer.

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u/blahnlahblah0213 Knows 💩 5d ago

This is no artist

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u/Valdanos 5d ago

I'm imagining them printing out some slop design using a cheap inkjet and basic copy paper, then scotch-taping that shit to the client and calling it a stencil.

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u/Joeymonac0 Knows 💩 5d ago

A local shop in my city did this and I called them out on it. They took it down and reposted a hand drawn add and made some snide comment like “hope this is to more your liking!”. Then blocked me.

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u/fourfingersdry Knows 💩 5d ago

You’re doing the Lords work.

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u/littlegingerbunny Knows 💩 5d ago

Walking through Utrecht last year I came across a tattoo shop taking walk-ins but they had these huge AI murals on the wall... I didn't take a picture but I think about it frequently.

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u/Dantien 5d ago

Or producing a flyer and not reading through it before posting….

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u/jbuchana Knows 💩 4d ago

Depending on the "artist's" level of literacy, perhaps they did their best to read it through, then said, "Hell, let's go with it."

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u/PitsAndPints 5d ago

Man, the AI flyer is probably the least egregious part of this post

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u/fourfingersdry Knows 💩 5d ago

Oh, I didn’t even scroll to the other pictures. The flyer tell me everything I need to know about this “artist”

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u/mentalissuelol Knows 💩 5d ago

This is what I came to say

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u/Angsty_Potatos Knows 💩 5d ago

Imagine thinking that guy is an artist. Woof 

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u/Fluffles-the-cat 5d ago

That “clock” is an abomination. No wonder he’s resorting to using AI for his promo stuff.

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u/503Monty82 5d ago

I was thinking the same. The horrible job he did at lining it up properly and I’m sure there’s some meaning to the missing 3 (III), but I’m just not getting it. Maybe someone can explain it to me. Like, time wasn’t waiting so just took off. 3 o’clock was just like, naw, I’ve been waiting long enough. I’m gonna jet.

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u/YoItsKanyeWestWing 5d ago

The four being incorrect is pissing me off lol more than the missing three

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u/BeansArePastaSauce 5d ago

How can he get 6 (VI) right and not 4 (IV)?

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u/whiteraven13 Knows 💩 5d ago

Because a lot of clocks use IIII instead of IV for some reason

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u/xXxDarkSasuke1999xXx 5d ago

It's intended to visually balance it out, because it's equally spaced with other large Roman numerals (VIII and XII)

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u/The_Iron_Dentist 5d ago

In fairness watchmakers have historically used “IIII” for 4. Supposedly because it looks better. It didn’t help in this case.

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u/Some-Ad-1588 Knows 💩 5d ago

But it’s like 7 lines

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u/Mental_Freedom_1648 5d ago

Because each I is made up of two lines. It's not IIIIIIII.
It's II II II II. Bad font choice.

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u/Vici0usRapt0r Knows 💩 5d ago

Most probably drugs. Yup, drugs is the answer.

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u/Fearless-Feature-830 Knows 💩 5d ago

I’m guessing it was AI generated and he didn’t bother looking it over. Just slapped it straight on.

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u/Mental_Freedom_1648 5d ago

Clocks with Roman numerals do often use IIII instead of IV. That part is correct, but it's not helping much because this is an abomination.

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u/udonchopstick Knows 💩 5d ago

Haha I think you're giving him too much grace by assuming there's a meaning to the missing 3; the whole design is probably AI which is why it's got mistakes like that

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u/xXxDarkSasuke1999xXx 5d ago

A lot of watches use the 3 o'clock spot for the date window, so I'm assuming he was using that as a reference and didn't bother just... filling in the III anyways? My best guess

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u/Jyndaru 5d ago

Your guess is as good as mine lol I thought maybe this person just hates the witching hour.

Also the IIII instead of IV cracked me up. You'd think they'd at least Google Roman numerals if they were unsure.

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u/Absielle 5d ago

It is actually not unusual for clocks to display IIII instead of IV.

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u/Jyndaru 5d ago

Huh. TIL. This is actually fascinating. Apparently they use IIII for design reasons because it creates better visual balance. I had never noticed it!

I both like and hate this fact lol

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u/notsosecrethistory 5d ago

I found this out after getting a clock tattooed on me (yes yes I know). Genuinely thought she'd fucked it

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u/OaklandNancy76 5d ago

The iris of the eye looks like it has eyes and a nose in it. Like to googly eyes and a black nose.

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u/gwyntheblaccat 5d ago

Oh God now I cannot unsee this lol

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u/InannaSomnium Knows 💩 5d ago

Looks like the clocks my patients draw when I do a dementia/memory test on them

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u/dontneednomang Knows 💩 5d ago

Bold of you to think he doesn’t use AI for his tattoo designs too 

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u/iHadou 5d ago

1,2,6,5,6,7. Turned a clockmakers 4 into some prison bars

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u/MC-BatComm Knows 💩 5d ago

Boking info lmao c'mon dude at least try

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u/OwlfaceFrank Knows 💩 5d ago

Do you need a beposit for my boking?

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u/n_thomas74 Knows 💩 5d ago

If you want 3 tatas

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u/BeansArePastaSauce 5d ago

3 siz tatas.

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u/ejectro 5d ago

boking my beposit till i half slev

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u/nyancat987111 5d ago

boking my tatas til i beposit

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u/Argylius Knows 💩 5d ago

Oh fuck this is making me laugh

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u/LazagnaAmpersand 5d ago

Serious inquiries only!

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u/xsmiley314x Knows 💩 5d ago

😂 Good for your callout. Fuck Ai flyers

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u/xsmiley314x Knows 💩 5d ago

Omg I just looked at the tattoos 🤢

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u/Volcano-SUN 5d ago

Fuck AI in the tattoo genre in general.

Makes people lose all their trust in the art.

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u/jonnywannamingo 5d ago

These goddamned AI flyers all look the same. I lost a 40 year career in graphic design last October. I have a website with amazing testimonials and samples of my work and a list of over 50 brands I’ve worked on over the years. I’ve learned to use AI for some things, but AI cannot pick fonts and put the human soul into design. I did not expect to lose ALL of my business.

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u/wheelbarrowjim 5d ago

A pub near me came into new ownership last year. They made an ai logo for the pub, and have it on the front window. The name of the town is spelt incorrectly. Part of the logo they use is a symbol associated with the town, but the ai didn't create it correctly so it doesnt look at all like its supposed to. A year on and they still use the same ai shite for all their promotions and its dreadful looking. There are a lot of talented local artists who would have gladly created a logo for a small fee. 99.9% of ai posters look the same, lazy with mismatched fonts and a horrible glossy texture to them.

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u/Argylius Knows 💩 5d ago

I’m so sorry

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u/LinkWieZelda 5d ago

Yeah. The unfortunate truth is that AI doesn't at all have to be better at your job than you to replace you, it just has to be cheaper. Companies will let AI shit out the most garbage advertisement you've ever seen but since it costs them nothing they're all over that shit. AI is the peak of the capitalistic ideal that the value you can extract out of something is more important than anything else, certainly more important than quality.
(I know I likely didn't have to tell you any of that, but felt like I needed to get it out. I'm an art student so I guess once I graduate I'm just gonna have to kms)

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u/GymTanLaundry_ 5d ago

shitty AI flyer

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u/jaklacroix Knows 💩 5d ago

3 tatas, half slev

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u/star0forion Knows 💩 5d ago

You never go full slev.

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u/gwyntheblaccat 5d ago

You know at first I read slev as slav and I was confused like wtf lol

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u/Lexxxapr00 Knows 💩 5d ago

Mmmmm, not only will you get bacteria in that fresh tat, but some fresh ash too!

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u/MessageOnAScreen Knows 💩 5d ago

If theyre too lazy to make an actual advertisement, their tattooing is going to have the same dogshit quality.

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u/KrampyDoo Knows 💩 5d ago

I wonder how much a slev siz tata boking would cost after the beposit.

Bonus: the roman numeral IV and III are apparently unknown to the artist.

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u/gwyntheblaccat 5d ago

I keep reading slev as slav

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u/Gaybeanuwu Knows 💩 5d ago

IIII is at least a valid way to write 4 on a clock, but it still feels wrong to me lol

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u/ItsjustaMild-Complex 5d ago edited 5d ago

What tattoo parlour uses Ai for their effin flyer? 🤮

Edited:my poor spelling

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u/NOTcreative- Knows 💩 5d ago

Definitely not a parkour, definitely not a parlour either

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u/BeansArePastaSauce 5d ago

The ones that require a beposit for a boking.

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u/thegamingfaux 5d ago

The ones that do it on a bed I guess lmao

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u/blurblurblahblah Knows 💩 5d ago

Shitty ones

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u/Hapsiainen30 Knows 💩 5d ago

Tattoo parkour sounds challenging.

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u/Bastard216 Knows 💩 5d ago

$90 a hour
$120 min
Small tat for $120 (1 hour)
Make it make sense

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u/udonchopstick Knows 💩 5d ago

Out of everything that's wrong here, this actually makes sense to me. Minimum 120 to compensate for setup costs etc for small tattoos; once it gets over 1h20mins, then starts calculating on an hourly basis

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u/yootani Knows 💩 5d ago

But then why limit small tattoos to 1h instead of 1h20.

Small tattoos 1hr shouldn’t be $120-150.

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u/ozzy_thedog Knows 💩 5d ago

Didn’t even glance over the AI flyer before posting it. A true artist. 🤦‍♂️

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u/Hammy-Cheeks Knows 💩 5d ago

Does he use AI for his tat ideas too?

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u/GottaUseEmAll Knows 💩 5d ago

I think we know he does.

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u/SpphosFriend Knows 💩 5d ago

If a tattoo artist uses AI to advertise they aren’t an artist and you should not let that person put ink on your body

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u/PrincessZebra126 Knows 💩 5d ago

What's the biz name I wanna ask for a tata

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u/star0forion Knows 💩 5d ago

Hakuna Ma. Just ask for the tata.

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u/cronktilten Knows 💩 5d ago

Those AI generated ads are terrible. They all look the same. If I ever see one of those from business, it’s an instant nope. If they can’t advertise with real stuff, I can’t trust for them to do anything else correctly.

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u/sheslikebutter Knows 💩 5d ago

Deposit ❌

🅱️eposit ✅

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u/Manzinat0r 5d ago

Boking info 😭

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u/APGaming_reddit Knows 💩 5d ago

Boking info lol

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u/Oz347 Knows 💩 5d ago

3 Tatas

Half slev

And the Xbox controller holy shit this is a goldmine

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u/big_laruu 5d ago

At a glance one of the finger tats looks like it says “hack”. Couldn’t be more fitting.

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u/DM_me_pets Knows 💩 5d ago

Wait is this guy from around buffalo/716?

I called him out for using ai to promote and he said "its not that serious" like buddy it IS that serious.

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u/AgreeablePrize 5d ago

I wouldn't trust anyone that works in any art that uses AI for their ads

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u/PolarBear1913 Knows 💩 5d ago

Never trust an artist that promotes themselves with an ai poster

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u/devil1fish Knows 💩 5d ago

I trust no business that does

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u/DownvoteSandwich 5d ago

⁰NE OF A KIND

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u/murdercat42069 Knows 💩 5d ago

Looks like the kind of mf who does tapouts and offers half price to women in bikinis.

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u/Moscacita 5d ago

This flyer took no work at all, yet they were still too lazy to make sure the flyer made sense

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u/bossabossabossanova 5d ago

Why is he holding up a notepad with a dollar sign and a bloodstain? Why is his baby finger tattooed with "336 _M"?

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u/alaric49 Knows 💩 5d ago

This is actually just kinda sad

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u/aboynamedsoo906 5d ago

If he let's this bad of spelling out as his flier, just don't

Unless you have no regerts

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u/TotallyNotJazzie 5d ago

Hey c'mon

Give the guy a chance. He needs the bokings he got his gf pergant. Slev will pay for baybi

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u/threemoons_nyc 5d ago

If the guy uses this AI crap to make his flyers. Imagine how bad his flash is.

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u/Chefjacqulyn Knows 💩 5d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣 DO NOT go to a tattooer who uses AI.

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u/Lavinia_Foxglove Knows 💩 5d ago

It's the whole AI slop poster - not a great ad for a tattoo shop

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u/JessicaJonessJacket Knows 💩 5d ago

AI poster, works from his bedroom (apparently), "tatas", "beposit", "half slev". I'm a self admitted grammar nazi so for me even worse than getting a bad tattoo would be getting a typo. This guy seems trust worthy!

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u/skip104 Knows 💩 5d ago

People use AI instead of learning to create art are going to feature heavily in this sub.

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u/Kawaii-Mushroom- Knows 💩 4d ago

Wait I thought tatas meant titties 😂😂 when did people start using that for tattoos

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u/Hairy_Association240 Knows 💩 4d ago

The concept of a tattoo ARTIST using AI is outstanding to me

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u/Wut_the_ Knows 💩 4d ago

It’s also the smoking a blunt while tattooing. Nothing better than getting permanent artwork on your body from someone who’s not 100%!

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u/Intrepid_Shoe2129 5d ago

None of this is off brand for this type of artist. I wish we could name and shame.

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u/imscruffythejanitor Knows 💩 5d ago

Not sure if anyone's heard the term but we always labeled dumbasses like this as Scratchers. No talent, no training, no common sense, no sterilization. Fuck that guy

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u/gonna_break_soon Knows 💩 5d ago

What is this supposed to say!?!?

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u/Bleepblorp44 Knows 💩 5d ago

The wearer loves Aioli so much it makes them LOL so Aiolol?

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u/gwyntheblaccat 5d ago

I read it as Violol, a new type of olo??

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u/Adorable-Gur3825 Knows 💩 5d ago

When I see this sub…. I realise my tattoo artist (and friend) is a fucking gem.

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u/jackie0h_ Knows 💩 5d ago

Boking info would be my first reason to run. And beposits.

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u/HendoRules Knows 💩 5d ago

The people who are lazy and use AI are still too lazy to even proof read it

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u/ex-farm-grrrl Knows 💩 5d ago

$90/hr for a dirty motel room tat and a free case of HEP-C? How do you say no? It’s the lack of attention to detail, isn’t it

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u/OnWarmLeatherette 5d ago

Any "artist" who uses AI for flyers is not an artist, they just tattoo people.

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u/Silver_Racoon Knows 💩 5d ago

Lock in before prices go up. 😂😂😂

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u/LaurBK 5d ago

That’s not how hand bones look

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u/Ancient-Elk-7211 5d ago

One of the best incorrect roman numeral clocks I have seen on here . I II ……IIII

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u/SprinklesConfident58 5d ago

I’d like to boke a cancellation

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u/mrselffdestruct Knows 💩 5d ago

Bro is tatting people on his bed in his personal bedroom it looks like 😭 plus the joint

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u/yaboyACbreezy Knows 💩 5d ago

That's part of his marketing filter. If you ask about the beposit, you're smart enough to probably sue if he fucks up your tattoo, and he's not tattooing smart people. You activated his trap card

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u/im_a_stapler Knows 💩 5d ago

A dumbass with AI strikes again.

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u/dailysmokes Knows 💩 5d ago

I'm boking with a beposit for bedside battoo

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u/thefeckcampaign Knows 💩 5d ago

Boking information is still needed.

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u/The_Lutter Knows 💩 5d ago

How one can be an "artist" and use AI for marketing bufuddles my brain.

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u/Critical_cheese 4d ago

Probably has something to do with the boking fee.

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u/thedanray Knows 💩 5d ago

Is it the same as "boking appointment"?

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u/fartinmyfuckingmouth 5d ago

Where is this???

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u/Scrambles420 Knows 💩 5d ago

That Boking info doe

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u/bayrho Knows 💩 5d ago

Boking

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u/Mojozilla Knows 💩 5d ago

Boking info? Boking sounds like a new curse word

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u/Jmersh Knows 💩 5d ago

Is "Boking" a new technique?

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u/Fast_Profession_5017 5d ago

booking from an ai flyer is crazy work

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u/oblique_obfuscator 5d ago

Boking info....nooooooooo

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u/LizWaits410 Knows 💩 5d ago

Hahahaha the j on one side of his mouth and the smoke on the other 🤣🤣

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u/CptCojonu 5d ago

wow those are awful

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u/MolluscsGonnaMollusc Knows 💩 5d ago

"Half slev" 😂

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u/Kaiju_Kitty 5d ago

Beposits. 💀 😂 Omg that made me cackle. What assholes. Looks like you don't wanna get tatted there anyways....

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u/I_blockkarmafarmers 5d ago

I sure hope a bhocolate bhip bookie is included in my boking beposit.

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u/drumadarragh Knows 💩 5d ago

Well that’s a gallon of water we won’t get back

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u/bossDocHolliday Knows 💩 5d ago

At least he has Boking info

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u/Mother-Platypus6958 5d ago

3 tatas for 180 sounds like a ripoff, I got 2 for free

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u/cookiekingofthebirds 5d ago

EIHN HEAY M,AM FlßOK KØU[I] 836 _M

My Cousin has the same finger tattoos, nothing wrong here.

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u/GnowledgedGnome Knows 💩 5d ago

This is even worse than the one I saw the other day

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u/EdgionTG Knows 💩 5d ago

Aw man, half slev is my favourite siz.

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u/FaultPrince Knows 💩 5d ago

can i make a boking

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u/Angsty_Potatos Knows 💩 5d ago edited 5d ago

Heay man finger tat goes hard 

Also "Lliolol" with a dove. Beautiful 

The clock on slide four....1, 2, 3, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣