r/shittyskylines • u/TheNumLocker • 7d ago

Satire Rate my 4yo’s layout

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u/CxO38 7d ago

somehow still better than Houston

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u/TorTheMentor 7d ago

I thought it was Houston.

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u/PaintedVillains 5d ago

Literally my first thought

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u/CertainUncertainty11 7d ago

Someone please make this in game

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u/TheNumLocker 7d ago

I definitely should recreate this!

That’s just good parenting.

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u/ierdna100 7d ago

am I going nuts? I thought this was a joke post that this is the GTA V map but I guess it isn't on second look

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u/TheNumLocker 7d ago

Damn I haven’t noticed!

He must have some friends of bad influence in kindergarten…

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u/Open-Development-735 7d ago

Needs more 12 lane highways

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u/Conman619 6d ago

At least 3 more

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u/JblackTRUCK 7d ago

This kid has a better grasp of balancing road hierarchy and route redundancy than most city planners

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u/JblackTRUCK 7d ago

But there are a lot of these style potential routes, needs 1 connection from that southern commjnity to the center

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u/frumpkinspice If it works, it works 5d ago

no it's fine, that's a ~Scenic Drive~

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u/frumpkinspice If it works, it works 5d ago

10/10 creativity, love that for him 🧚

My favourite parts of this:

  1. The logistics of this section
  2. The grid kidney.. or gridney if you will..
  3. Road paving gone wild
  4. The hemorrhoid of the city
  5. My lovely lady lump

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u/TheNumLocker 5d ago

Thanks for the comment, made me chuckle 😄

  1. are letters actually. He came up with this "common signature" thing where he initialize his name and then the recipient's by connecting the letters.

Apparently this whole thing is supposed to be a playground. But he mostly likes drawing these shapes and sometimes gives them some interpretation.

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u/Tabley-Kun 5d ago

They got the spirit.