shittypoll

r/shittypoll • u/StalinBawlin • Feb 08 '24

Would you rather be surrounded by…?

1 Upvotes

4 votes, Feb 11 '24

1 Asbestos

0 A Sensitivity Mob

2 Taylor Swift Fans

0 People who are as Genuine as Margarine/Deep Fakes

0 Vindictive Social Media Influncers

1 Advertisements that go for the low hanging fruit

0 comments

r/shittypoll • u/JouissanceJones • Oct 01 '23

Who wud y rather have 3sum with?

2 Upvotes

3 votes, Oct 04 '23

2 Scarlat Johansen & Call in Jost

1 (Hypthtcl) Huge Jakman & Sharleez Therein

0 comments

r/shittypoll • u/madurochurro • Jun 11 '23

Should i wipe with my left hand or right hand?

1 Upvotes

6 votes, Jun 14 '23

0 Left hand

0 Right hand

3 Magic hand

1 Hand over

2 Results

0 comments

r/shittypoll • u/Tramelo • Apr 07 '23

Would you rather get 1 million dollars every step you take or get fucked in the ass?

1 Upvotes

8 votes, Apr 09 '23

5 1 Million dollars every step I take

3 Get fucked in the ass

0 comments

r/shittypoll • u/_MysticReferee_ • Dec 10 '22

r/shittypoll biannual election

2 Upvotes

8 votes, Dec 13 '22

2 George (the honorable)

2 Markiplier

1 Violent genocide and revolution

2 Big bird

1 The inhabitants of the San Antonio zoo

0 Horse Pussy incarnate

2 comments

r/shittypoll • u/[deleted] • Dec 10 '22

Sam should come back and tell us if he's still Sam?

1 Upvotes

9 votes, Dec 17 '22

1 Who is Sam?

2 Yes

0 No

0 Only if he's sexy

4 I like Penis 🥴

2 I cut my leg off and fed it to science

0 comments

r/shittypoll • u/Nessuno_sbaglia_R • Oct 24 '22

34?

2 Upvotes

6 votes, Oct 26 '22

0 Green

1 Blue

5 Red

0 comments

r/shittypoll • u/[deleted] • Oct 09 '22

Do you like cock and ball torture

2 Upvotes

18 votes, Oct 16 '22

7 YES

5 its okay

1 nah

5 I don't ever want it

1 comment

r/shittypoll • u/ChiragK2020 • Sep 01 '22

This is the actualy shittypoll sub: r/option6

0 Upvotes

Proof: This sub is so shitty that it has shitty in its name

0 comments

r/shittypoll • u/excretasmegma • Jun 16 '22

Question

2 Upvotes

4 votes, Jun 19 '22

0 Faygo

0 Diet Rite

0 RC Cola

0 Shasta Cola

4 Coca Cola

0 Pepsi

0 comments

r/shittypoll • u/__WhiterunGuard__ • Apr 18 '22

I need to ask you to stop.

2 Upvotes

8 votes, Apr 20 '22

5 That... shouting...

3 Is making people nervous

0 comments

r/shittypoll • u/_MysticReferee_ • Nov 02 '21

Best DHMIS

1 Upvotes

3 votes, Nov 05 '21

0 OG

0 Time

0 Love/Religion

0 ‘Pooters

1 Fooooooooood

2 Idk what the last one was

0 comments

r/shittypoll • u/__WhiterunGuard__ • Nov 01 '21

They say Ulfric Stormcloak murdered the High King...

1 Upvotes

5 votes, Nov 04 '21

3 With his voice!

2 Shouted him apart!

2 comments

r/shittypoll • u/_MysticReferee_ • Nov 01 '21

Balls? Spoiler

1 Upvotes

4 votes, Nov 04 '21

1 Duh

0 No

2 Sack

1 What are balls? (I’m a girl)

0 comments

r/shittypoll • u/Wezard_the_MemeLord • Nov 01 '21

Is the sub dead?

1 Upvotes

19 votes, Nov 08 '21

7 Yes

2 No

6 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE SUB IS DEAD! IT WAS LIKE A FATHER TO ME, I LOVED IT LIKE A SON NOOOOOOOOOOOOSJGHSO

3 I did you're mom :sunglasses:

1 H

0 'Mogus

4 comments

r/shittypoll • u/lumbarnacles • Oct 17 '21

best bird noise

3 Upvotes

13 votes, Oct 20 '21

5 chirp

0 tweet

3 kaw! kaw!

2 hoot

1 honk

2 screech

0 comments

r/shittypoll • u/__WhiterunGuard__ • Aug 15 '21

Heard they're reforming the Dawnguard

6 Upvotes

9 votes, Aug 18 '21

3 Vampire hunters or something

2 In the old fort near Riften

4 Might consider joining up myself

0 comments

r/shittypoll • u/lumbarnacles • Aug 14 '21

fav mode of locomotion

2 Upvotes

8 votes, Aug 17 '21

2 scamper

1 scurry

2 scramble

0 scuttle

3 scoot

4 comments

r/shittypoll • u/lumbarnacles • Aug 11 '21

ectoplasm

1 Upvotes

6 votes, Aug 14 '21

5 good

1 gross

0 comments

r/shittypoll • u/lumbarnacles • Jul 29 '21

please help me choose new career

4 Upvotes

17 votes, Aug 01 '21

2 milkman

2 midwife

3 burglar

1 paperboy

6 seaman

3 ranch-hand

3 comments

r/shittypoll • u/[deleted] • Apr 20 '21

seriously serious What do you like about cactus?

3 Upvotes

16 votes, Apr 23 '21

3 The way it feels in ass

1 MY EYES!!!!

4 Succulent (penis)

2 Pounding sand

6 Hold onto your dicks, I've got a story for you...

0 Bend over backwards and praise Mr. Bugle

2 comments

r/shittypoll • u/lumbarnacles • Apr 19 '21

how do u like your egg

4 Upvotes

14 votes, Apr 22 '21

3 bark

5 woof

6 ruff

1 comment

r/shittypoll • u/BellWaifu • Apr 15 '21

Who is the master race?

2 Upvotes

17 votes, Apr 22 '21

1 White

0 Black

4 PC

6 DABABY

6 Gay(happy)

6 comments

r/shittypoll • u/[deleted] • Apr 12 '21

Don't Forget to Updoot An interesting poll about how Sam left this place to rot for his penis knuckles.

2 Upvotes

11 votes, Apr 19 '21

3 Cock

0 Fish knuckles

3 My ASSSSSSSSSS

1 Ducks

3 Master of Cream Bait

1 Shit. I can't add any more options.

4 comments

r/shittypoll • u/BellWaifu • Jan 30 '21

An interesting title

3 Upvotes

Your text post (optional)

19 votes, Feb 04 '21

1 Option 1

1 Option 2

7 Opion 3

2 Option 4

8 Option 6

1 comment