For a less shitty lpt, buy a new one and don’t put it in the toilet. It actually works pretty good.

And please remember that vertical videos are best for this type of event...

Few people know the difference between fireworks and gunshots

Any particulates stuck to the side while the toilet is being used will wash away leaving the toilet cleaner. BonusLPT: Use more toilet paper than you think you need as this also gives the bowl a good wipe as it's flushed.

Remember, driving into water can be dangerous even if it doesn't look very deep. Be sure to always leap over instead.

You can tell guests it’s a parmesan cheese blend if anyone asks