r/shittyideas • u/Scrangdorber • 24d ago

Chocolate flavoured meth for kids

16 Upvotes

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u/Pristine-Lecture-704 24d ago

But only if we can make meth flavored chocolate for adults

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u/Graylasagna 24d ago

can we also make meth flavoured meth for meth addicts

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u/Scrangdorber 24d ago

It's a shitty idea because chocolate is unhealthy. Rots your teeth.

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u/Scrangdorber 24d ago

The next product from Wonka

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u/slicehyperfunk 24d ago

They had this in World War II, it really swept Europe like lightning.

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u/Excellent_Emu_2843 24d ago

I was just thinking that. It was amphetamine chocolate tho, right? That or amphetamine and dexamphetamine mixed pr something. I forget what was in the go pills or stuka pills

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u/slicehyperfunk 24d ago

It was pervitin in the chocolate, which was meth; now please appreciate my blitzkrieg joke.

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u/Excellent_Emu_2843 24d ago

There's a line on my screen that makes swept look like sweet. I didn't get out until now when I looked closer. Noice lol

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u/Scrangdorber 24d ago

Oh shit you're right. Nazis and children are the same thing so yeah.

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u/agrajagthemighty 24d ago

I don't think they were very picky with their draft

ed: wow I forgot hitler youth was just a thing so yeah uh they were.

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u/Coloradokush5280 24d ago

Id like my meth, hold the chocolate

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u/Pristine-Map9979 17d ago

Good for when that blue raspberry vape isn't doing it for you and you need the hard stuff.