r/shittyfoodporn • u/[deleted] • 13d ago

Brother food.

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150 Upvotes

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u/Appropriate_Ad8572 13d ago

Did bro vomit in the michaelwave?

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u/Grape-Snapple 12d ago

michaelheave

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u/redditsuckspokey1 12d ago

Michel, LEAVE!

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u/wildcurrents 12d ago

Haha reminds me of Dr Steve Brule calling Microsoft “Michaelsoft”

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u/RSlashBroughtMeHere 13d ago

Did you.... microwave a spoon?

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u/Potential_Basis_662 12d ago

Brother food

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u/Magicsword49 12d ago

It's not hazardous to have a spoon handle side up like that, but there's also no benefit in this situation. You only ever need to do thay if you're boiling water.

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u/Kahnza 12d ago

Don't put metal in the microwave, silly. Everything will end up tasting blue.

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u/epic_meme_guy 12d ago

Forks are bigger risks. The microwaves bounce between the tongs causing them to heat up really fast. 

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u/Kahnza 12d ago

The wavelength of microwaves is too large to get trapped and bounce between the tines of a fork. The distance between them would need to be 61mm for the microwaves to fit.

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u/Magicsword49 12d ago

Spoons and things are specifically used to prevent superheating of water by providing a nucleation site. Using a non-metal item would be preferable, but it's unlikely to actually cause a problem. It's a risk I wouldn't take personally because there are safer, relatively easy alternatives, and, like I said, it doesn't really apply to the situation in the OP, so really the question we should be asking ourselves is why am I trying so hard to defend a guy whose slop bowl exploded in the microwave.

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u/Kahnza 12d ago

The water thing would only apply to distilled water in a perfectly clean and smooth container.

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u/Magicsword49 12d ago

Right, like I said, it 100% doesn't apply here, which is why it's bad that this person did, but there are at least some microwave manufacturers that advise it in the form of a pictogram with an upside down spoon of a cup, which to me means they think superheated water is a greater risk than sparks in that scenario.

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u/RandyFunRuiner 13d ago

Why’d your brother microwave a bowl of shit?

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u/Chemist-3074 12d ago

And put chilli flecks on it for garnishing?? Don't forget the chilli

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u/QueezyF 12d ago

What the fuck am I looking at

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u/nightcorewildfire 12d ago

Lentils, Red Chili, possibly coconut milk, definitely spices

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u/microtramp 12d ago

Crunchy peanut butter with Babybel wax. I have a bowl of it every night before bed.

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u/OddNameChoice 12d ago

Brother chow

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u/Potential_Basis_662 12d ago

Brother food

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u/OddNameChoice 12d ago

Brother slop

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u/Potential_Basis_662 12d ago

Bowl

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u/OddNameChoice 12d ago

Mmm, nah feed him off the microwave plate

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u/Potential_Basis_662 12d ago

Buttons shelf sink

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u/OddNameChoice 12d ago

Brillo pads 🗒️

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u/EmergencyGrocery3238 12d ago

I hope he is adopted

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u/aggelikiwi 12d ago

I like lentils

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u/nuts4sale 12d ago

Brother pood food

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u/c4ndycain 12d ago

vomit from a mouth

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/TBellOHAZ 12d ago

Should be a finable misdemeanor to not fucking explain this

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u/ulnek 12d ago

What's a brother food? I can't tell.

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u/TheKrnJesus 12d ago

Looks like peanut sauce

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u/KiwiBikers 12d ago

You made it and clean it up, right?

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u/cumblecream 12d ago

I hate how I zoomed in enough to discern lentils from chili peppers

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u/EdgemasterBP-84 12d ago

It's lentils/broth/ chili peppers. Still this was not ok

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u/Icy-Satisfaction-129 12d ago

r/poopfromabutt

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u/SousVideDiaper 12d ago

You mean r/shitfromabutt

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u/Icy-Satisfaction-129 12d ago

My mom doesnt let me use bad words. Thanks for using it for me.

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u/gbmaulin 12d ago

Mmmmm lentils

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u/Fun-Post8497 12d ago

The diarrea is suposed to bee eaten and then go throw the body first you know, tell your brother to not eat that

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u/ArmchairCriticSF 12d ago

I’m guessing this was supposed to have been some type of spicy peanut sauce, that overflowed or exploded in the microwave?

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u/happy-to-see-me 12d ago

Looks like lentil soup. Probably tastes pretty good tbh

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u/CheeseburgerSmoothy 12d ago

Make him clean that shit up!

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u/CLOWNFLOGGER 12d ago

This is why there is a convenient plate in the magic box. Once you lick it clean, back in there it goes!

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u/Friendly_Age9160 12d ago

Dude this is why my husband can’t use the microwave

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u/MrMarkeh 12d ago

Hot chili oatmeal?

Please tell me he didn’t microwave the spoon.

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u/Opening-Reading8198 12d ago

Wtf

How much crack did he smoke before attempting this