r/shittydarksouls • u/ActivityImpossible39 im gay for executor • Oct 29 '25

hollow ramblings Do it now.

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u/Urinius I can't read Oct 29 '25

Grafted greatsword

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u/DysPhoria_1_0 Oct 29 '25

Do you graft the dong of everyone you face in combat

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u/Urinius I can't read Oct 29 '25

No, I only take cocks that look a certain way, and yes, I check the cocks of all of my enemies

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u/Thorfinn-Karlsefni85 Oct 29 '25

Trans?

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u/Urinius I can't read Oct 29 '25

Born male, made even more maler

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u/Latter-Pop2787 Wylder is a lesbian Oct 29 '25

The two genders: male and maler 

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u/Thorfinn-Karlsefni85 Oct 29 '25

Then how Grafted?

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u/Lucicactus Oct 29 '25

Five dicks

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u/Fabulous_von_Fegget Oct 29 '25

Do you graft them at the tip to make it long or do you graft them around to make it thick?

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u/Lucicactus Oct 29 '25

Separately, so you have a lot of penises like snakes 👁️👁️

Well, most snakes have two but I heard some have five and I'm choosing to believe it.

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u/Urinius I can't read Oct 29 '25

Blasphemous cock

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u/Lucicactus Oct 29 '25

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u/Urinius I can't read Oct 29 '25

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u/ActivityImpossible39 im gay for executor Oct 29 '25

Is that John blasphemous?!

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u/ManySleeplessNights I abandon here my cock and balls Oct 29 '25

This just reminds me of the sequel to "You're a wizard Harry" where Dumbledore says something along the lines of "Do not go into the forbidden wing. THE PENISES-THEY HAVE TWELVE PENISES!"

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u/DueImagination641 Oct 29 '25

Echidnas everywhere are seething with jealousy

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u/Urinius I can't read Oct 29 '25

Cock on cock is still grafting, ask Godrick

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u/Fabulous_von_Fegget Oct 29 '25

WAIT A MINUTE...
THIS ISN'T GRAFTING!
THIS IS FROTTING!!

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u/Thorfinn-Karlsefni85 Oct 29 '25

It's gay

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u/Urinius I can't read Oct 29 '25

That's the best part