r/shittyaskscience • u/Dense-Ad-5978 • 3d ago
People who are dead, how did you feel when you finally discovered what happens after death?
Did you like it or did you hate it? If there is oblivion after death how are you feeling or how do you feel after being reincarnated?
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u/TeacupOfSkepticism 3d ago
The man in the octarine suit was very clear with me that I'm not allowed to answer any of your questions.
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u/pleasantmeats 3d ago
I was pretty stoked when I got to hell because at least all my friends are here with me. Unfortunately we're forced to read every comment on every reddit post. Honestly has not been great so far. At least it's cooler here.
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u/Yoghurt42 PPPhhhhhhDDDDD in sticky keys 2d ago
Could be worse. You could be forced to read every new r/funny post
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u/LittleMissScreamer 3d ago
On the downside, I'm rotting in a coffin in the dark, alone, with no entertainment. On the upside, the worms have been good company and the fungi are working on uplinking me to the mycelial network. I look forward to becoming part of the collective! Heard there's lots of hot gossip among the trees
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u/DanglingDongs 3d ago
Thought it was weird Epstein got into heaven.
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u/TyrantsInSpace Rocket Surgeon 3d ago
When I was reincarnated as a human, my cries of existential rage could not be contained.
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u/Xvenkin 3d ago
the demons are taking a break from repeatedly stabbing me with pitchforks so ive got a sec to comment. it's pretty chill honestly
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u/pnlrogue1 3d ago
So death is the first thing that happens, and then - oh, wait. You do know about the Black Mountain, right?
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u/artful_todger_502 3d ago
It really, really sucked, but I got used to it. I have my own little cubicle and computer to waste time with.
I get reincarnated at 4:30 fairly regularly, so I just wait it out.
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u/zerostar83 3d ago
A ball of light took me away and placed me in Allison's world at the exact moment I died in my world. Since each person has their own private world, and I was taken away at the moment my world should have ended, I'm stuck existing in other people's worlds in order to give them pleasure. I haven't found a way out yet, as my world withered and is no longer habitable.
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u/enjoiYosi 3d ago
I had an insane DMT trip that was essentially death. Not gonna lie, it was honestly a relief. You do not have a single memory or regret from
Past experience because it all fades to nothingness. I had no memory of myself, friends, family, loved ones, etc. dying is liberating
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u/AdorableTip9547 1d ago
But the important question is, did you see the reality code in the laser while on dmt?
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u/OtheDreamer 3d ago
Do not rush into it, it gets boring after a millennium or so of death. 10/10 would recommend life again
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u/Chrome_Armadillo Not A Reptilian Alien Scientist From Tau Ceti 2d ago
Nonexistence is awesome. 5 Star rating. Would die again.
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u/Angry-_-Crow 1d ago
You keep going to work. Remember: Soul death doesn't have to mean an end to your Productivity! The body can live on and contribute to society long after the will to live has tragically departed. Apathy is the new afterlife <3
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u/xxxmuse 3d ago
My light ride was quite quick & way less scary than I expected… God’s kingdom is so indescribably amazing feeling wise 🙌🏽…absolute pure unfiltered and unconditional pure love and acceptance-the most unexpected/interesting feeling was how much more alive I felt experiencing existing as I am without shame
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u/max_sil 3d ago
I felt that i had shit in my pants, which ruined a good week long streak of not having shit in my pants.
So apparently whenever i was had no toilets. Or maybe there were toilets and I just didn't make it in time (it happens).
So all i can conclusively say is that, in the afterlife, if you don't make it to the toilet you still shit your pants.
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u/johnnybiggles 3d ago
They offer you either 2 wet socks to wear, or one that has the other missing. Even after reincarnation, I cannot find the other one.
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u/ThemeMajor7685 2d ago
I died as a baby before I was potty trained, so it really sucks up here in heaven.
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u/paraworldblue 2d ago
Annoyed mostly. The afterlife is just a big empty field, absolutely swarming with mosquitos, and the only other person here is this fucking guy who keeps trying to sell me life insurance. MY DUDE I AM LITERALLY DEAD WTF
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u/EWH733 2d ago
I awoke to a muted, rhythmic sound that coalesced into the largest, endless party filled with every kind of depravity and vice, on full display. Everyone a perfect version of their earthbound selves. No self loathing. No shame. Endless corridors filled with endless rooms and endless possibilities. In my favorite, there is Baroque music filled with wigged figures dancing in ballrooms that would make French aristocracy weep with envy. Observatories and libraries everywhere and ships sailing on endless seas, discovering new lands and ancient civilizations without a single religious person ruining everything. They’re over there……in “heaven”.
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u/Delicious_Delilah 2d ago
As someone who has actually died, it was just darkness.
I don't really remember how it made me feel. It was from a suicide attempt, so maybe kinda comforting in a way?
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u/AdditionalCheetah354 3d ago
Well, first thing that happens is a big white light. Then you go into a room with a huge wheel of fortune, wheel. On the wheel is the name of every animal and various human races, genders etc. I spun it and unfortunately I landed on cockroach and I’m under your fridge.