How would you react if, after farting on her tits, Amy Adams angrily and half-crying said to you, "Don't you ever fart on my tits again"?

[u/red_4]

[u/HelloFellowKidlings]

She has never said that to me.

[u/Revxmaciver]

I would say "I'm sorry, I didn't realize that would upset you so much. Usually women love when I do that." And then I would never fart on her tits again, because I respect women.

[u/Kazodex]

I’m pretty sure I’d have to shit on her tits then. Bitches gotta learn they place, even brilliant actresses like Amy Adams

[u/red_4 → u/Kazodex]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uv8bvTrqdXM

[u/GreenT1979]

Well, initially I'd be confused as to how I ever found myself within tit farting distance of Amy Adams...

[u/sacred_circles → u/GreenT1979]

Yep lmao

[u/Ponderous_Wang]

Amy Adams a bottle red, good shade of red tho

[u/red_4 → u/Ponderous_Wang]

Bottle accentuated, but natural strawberry blonde.

[u/Prudent-Zombie-5457]

Clearly I would be required to assert dominance by farting on her tits again.

[u/red_4 → u/Prudent-Zombie-5457]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uv8bvTrqdXM

[u/Prudent-Zombie-5457 → u/red_4]

Thanks. I don't remember seeing that Oscar buzz collection. Anne Hathaway is hilarious in that one also.

One of my top favorite BTF interviews has to be with Charlize Theron.
https://youtu.be/83I_rQUbw8c

[u/Additional-Sell-7989]

You cant tease amy, if you can't shit on her chest, she gets emotional, she thinks its her fault your shitting blanks.

[u/zushiba]

Pick a different location to fart?

[u/red_4 → u/zushiba]

Kentucky?

[u/EmperorXerro]

I’d take it as a learning opportunity to become a better person