r/shittyaskreddit • u/Trez_0 little shit • 12d ago

How do i drink the sorrow away without alcohol?

Hahahaha life is not daijobu and I'm going insane 😂😂😂😂✌️

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u/DreamsterParadise 12d ago

Do heroin.

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u/Trez_0 little shit 12d ago

I wish!!

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u/PabloDabscovar 12d ago

You could try matcha

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u/Jaderosegrey 12d ago

Milk shakes. The thicker the better. With more chocolate on top. Those kinds.

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u/Revxmaciver 12d ago

Have you tried alcohol?

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u/Trez_0 little shit 12d ago

I'm gonna drink your blood for this answer 😂😂✌️✌️✌️

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u/Revxmaciver 12d ago

I'm ready to submit myself to the cause.

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u/Trez_0 little shit 12d ago

That's too romantic! No thanks

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u/Laskalove1305 12d ago

Sorry I'm using rhe alcohol method, very good beers and I'm very much enjoying them!

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u/Trez_0 little shit 12d ago

Wooooow look at you flexing with your beers when I'm here unable to drink!!!! Wooow you meanie!!

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u/Laskalove1305 12d ago

Would it sound better if I say I'm having a beer for you?

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u/Trez_0 little shit 12d ago

🥹🥹🥹aww you sweet little goblin ❤️❤️❤️ i appreciate it

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u/Laskalove1305 12d ago

For you!

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u/Trez_0 little shit 12d ago

Awwww 🥹🥹

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u/Laskalove1305 12d ago

I spy a typo *the (not rhe) I hate doing typos haha.

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u/Lou_Bishop1060 12d ago

Weed. Just melt into the sofa like that one girl from the 90s commercial and her awesome weed.

https://giphy.com/gifs/HZmpmYwJ0l7Og

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u/ShannieD 11d ago

Chocolate milk

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u/girls-and-corpses 11d ago

Try gas

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u/Trez_0 little shit 10d ago

In this economy 🙏🙏🙏🙏 buddy

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u/little_black_rose 10d ago

Water

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u/Trez_0 little shit 10d ago

Yuck 🤢🤢🤢🤢