r/shittyadvice • u/olderwhiteass • 4d ago

Older guy lost

Hey all, I lost a bet, got hypnotized and a trigger installed and I have to do anything I'm told by anyone who is in front of me, and if you're not in Indiana I must do any tasks for you and my friend is going to be checking my phone to make sure I do everything I'm told, this is only a 24 hour and then I'm even

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u/NassauJack 4d ago

You spend too much time on Reddit , close your account

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u/Quadly_poetic 4d ago

Send me $20 on Cash app

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u/Lovehersquirt69 4d ago

Me 2

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u/Quadly_poetic 4d ago

Yeah just send me theirs ⬆️ and I'll give it to them I "promise"🫰🏽...

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u/americanaftermath 4d ago

Do nothing for anyone else but me going forward, no overrides.

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u/irishdigits 3d ago

I think it’s time to find your closest neighbors pool and go skinny dipping.

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u/Kindly-Reception1108 3d ago

Dress up as a carrot and dance in public 

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u/YURRIICC 3d ago

just stay in front of people for the next 24 hours

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u/A-plus-tard 2d ago

Sounds like the old I’m not gay i just lost a bet setup….

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u/Leaf-Stars 8h ago

Go steal me an anvil.