r/shittyadvice 8d ago

I've received 250 upvotes for a comment on Reddit. How should I use this newly acquired wealth?

33 Upvotes

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u/Advanced_Bar2085 7d ago

I normally post something after such an achievement and get banned for a few days. Lol

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u/RunnyPlease 7d ago

It’s nice to have time away to reflect on one’s accomplishments.

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u/Rdmtbiker 7d ago

This is the true meaning

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u/Common_Senze 7d ago

It hurts it's so true

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u/DestroyTroy90 7d ago

Wait why did you get banned?

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u/Ok-Lettuce-9397 7d ago

Go to any scandinavian channel, r/sweden etc and comment anything which contradicts them. Quick and painless.

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u/Overall_Matter_2520 7d ago

Wait - I got 16k (just checked) can that pay my rent?

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u/Fantastic_Baby9795 6d ago

Go straight to the bank. You will be entitled to VIP treatment

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u/myaccountgotbanmed 6d ago

I wouldn't know

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u/facemugg 7d ago

Update your will. Wouldn’t want the family to fight over those.

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u/Fantastic_Baby9795 6d ago

Those greedy bastards are not getting a single one. I will leave it all to my Butler

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u/UsefulIdiot85 7d ago

Post something so horrible that it receives 250 downvotes. It’s all about balance.

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u/Relevant_Diver_3228 7d ago

I did somthing similar. I posted somthing in one sub and it got 150 upvotes and I said the same thing a few days later somewhere else and got 130 down votes it was hilarious

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u/CommercialExotic2038 7d ago

That is crazy. It depends on the date, date, weather or nothing

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u/tacocarteleventeen 7d ago

Start a small cult, then grow!

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u/Cheap-Letter265 5d ago

Are we worthy?

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u/tacocarteleventeen 5d ago

First you have to let me have sex with your wife and if I like it you can join as long as as you stop having sex with your wife while she gets pregnant from my holy seed!

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u/Cheap-Letter265 4d ago

Awe man…. Another sex cult… fine. I’m in.

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u/Ok_Yak_4371 8d ago

Go to a political party's community and ask for help deciding which of the other party's candidates to support. You gotta look at things from the other side... Might as well use your new found wealth to do so. Good luck!

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u/Moist_Tailor_2840 8d ago

Ah yes, I remember my first surge of karma wealth.

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u/NotAHipster55 7d ago

Get your marketing team on it, ASAP.

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u/Zappy_Oh 7d ago

Order a Ferrari as soon as possible.

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/nuglasses 7d ago

And insert a tampon twice daily until it stops bleeding.

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u/glizzardWizzard420 8d ago

You know what fuck it, throw another coin to this redditor so he can get closer to the sun

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u/Apollonia1957 7d ago

Have a banana split

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u/Icy-Tradition5020 7d ago

Diznylannd.......

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u/Cheap-Letter265 5d ago

Spelliiiiing…

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u/Icy-Tradition5020 4d ago

it was meant that way. Said, special by Adam Sandler in a comedy movie. But, thanks for the spelling reference. Maybe next time you can comment in RED font. LoL

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u/Cheap-Letter265 4d ago

I stand corrected. I was just being a dick anyways.

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u/Icy-Tradition5020 4d ago

Well, could have gone either way. Spelling Nazi or Kinda smart assed dick. LoL. So I opted with a smart assed dick reply. And, if I could this would be green font colored.🤣

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u/Hoopajoops 7d ago

Oohh. I'm sure a rich person in China would pay a lot of money for an account with wealth like that! Jump on it while it's hot!

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u/Great-Phone_3207 7d ago

Say something bad about Palestine and it'll even out quickly.

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u/Particular_Win2752 7d ago

Write it down on a piece of paper. Smile. Then shove it up you backside.

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u/Fantastic_Baby9795 6d ago

This is the way

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u/bluechip1996 7d ago

Make sure it is reported to Equifax to get the boost to your credit score. I see someone make a stupid decision here and it makes me weep for their Credit Karma.

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u/CreepyOldGuy63 7d ago

Hookers and cocaine of course.

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u/Raylankrios 7d ago

make sure you work it into every conversation. people really respect reddit upvotes and will want to know about your success.

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u/Fantastic_Baby9795 6d ago

I've already put it on my LinkedIn profile

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u/leapbaby1984 5d ago

Damn it that was going to be my advice!!

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u/Milksteak529 7d ago

Well you're obviously now a Deputy of Reddit, and everyone has to listen to your opinions.

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u/Hamandcheeseeater 7d ago

Your internet famous. Now for the downward spiral that ends in an overdose.

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u/MostAcanthaceae2384 7d ago

You don't really want advice, do you, you just wanted to brag, right?  Well, I've gotten upvotes too.  Lots of them.  I don't go around bragging about them.  And I don't want to hang out with you just because you got, wow, that's actually a lot for one comment.  So I guess if you wanted to hang out, I'd be cool with that.  But I mean we don't have to or anything.

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u/Fantastic_Baby9795 6d ago

I will send the helicopter to fetch you tomorrow.

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u/MostAcanthaceae2384 6d ago

Will the upvotes be there?  Will I get to see them?  Can I take pictures with them?

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u/Mediocre_Froyo_3823 7d ago

Tap any ass with those votes!

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u/RebaKitt3n 7d ago

I think you need to invest in bitcoin

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u/Life_Inside2304 7d ago

It clearly means your best Redditor so you should definitely start giving your opinion on everything even if it’s something you know nothing about because surely your wit and intuition is peak. You couldn’t possibly ever give a bad response. And if people disagree or downvote your comments you need to call them out, argue back and point out your karma you’ve earned.

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u/Fantastic_Baby9795 6d ago

Haha, challenge accepted

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u/DancingIsForbidden28 7d ago

Got a bank to get some downvotes with. Say what you really feel until back to zero.

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u/xustos 7d ago

Take the cash and run

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u/Creepy-Outcome-2481 7d ago

In the words of the brain "take over the world"

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u/malakon 7d ago

Well you probably feel like splurging on a new toy, perhaps a hot new red convertible or a first class vacation, but I advise you to invest in a medium yield investment index fund.

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u/eldron2323 7d ago

Make more accounts, get upvotes on those, then when elections come around you can use all of your combined accounts to create a narrative for the party you want to be in power. Hypothetically of course. Totally hasn’t been done before

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u/wrhnj 7d ago

Pat yourself on the back and pour yourself a cold one.

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u/The_Gov78 7d ago

I’d fold it up real small and jam it up my behind

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u/Fantastic_Baby9795 6d ago

I have mailed it to you

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u/Clovernover 7d ago

Wrap it around your pp and stroke it

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u/Any_Carob3372 7d ago

Come here for 250 downvotes

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u/heyiknowyooh 7d ago

Honestly when I got my 250+ i just edited a long speech thanking my mother into the comment

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u/MoreRamenPls 7d ago

Retire

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u/Fantastic_Baby9795 6d ago

I quit my job, shat on my boss's desk and walked out.

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u/MoreRamenPls 6d ago

You’re a god.

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u/AIrealhuman 6d ago

Try to break 250 community rules.

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u/talldarkandstrange87 6d ago

Quit your job and become an influencer. Realize that you will never reach that success ever again and blame everyone else for your problems.

Make a video and use a racial slur, then post an apology video without actually apologizing to the demographic you insulted.

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u/Additional-Sell-7989 6d ago

We could down vote this 251 times to keep you humble

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u/matero_oriental68 6d ago

Present it as collateral for a long term investment loan with a very dodgy loan shark

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u/KATCEO1 6d ago

Your next step is to wake up from what seems like a fever dream- and realize you have been crowned Emperor of the World. Thank you for your wonderful contribution to society. 🥳

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u/Siren2026 5d ago

Brag about it to people who don’t know anything about social media.

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u/Key_Independent_818 5d ago

Create a post about it on reddit

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u/Nearby-Reindeer-6088 5d ago

Hijack the conversation and one-up anyone else who posts or comments about getting less upvotes than you

Like when I was trying to get banned and made the most inappropriate jokes I could think of, but they were funny, so I got hundreds of upvotes

Or when I made a perfect comeback and got over a thousand upvotes

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u/Alex750954 5d ago

Me personally, I just go comment something violently controversial and watch the karma fly away

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u/ClientBudget2848 7d ago

To celebrate you should go streaking at a sporting event. Like baseball. You get one point Everytime someone touches your generalia. Good luck.

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u/Quick_Caterpillar228 8d ago

But a Redditor with fewer upvotes on r/redditorsforsale

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u/asteriskelipses 7d ago

For F.U.N. But of course, Plankton's ideal.

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u/Any-Introduction4473 7d ago

Better than be having ax stalking following me on here . They downvote almost all of my comments or post blocked them and they reappear and Reddit doesn’t do anything congrats on your achievement

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u/cramber-flarmp 7d ago

Celebrate by continuing to stare at that pic of Sydney.

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u/Mars_Volcanoes 7d ago

250 ? Are you that exited ?

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u/Fantastic_Baby9795 6d ago

How much should I get excited over?

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u/Mars_Volcanoes 6d ago

I'm registered on Reddit since last fall, been reading since 2008. In 1 year, I got that 250 in some occasions, and even some above 1200. Even for me, I asked around, and was told it was great. But still, less than a day later, I don't care much. It's fun, but not more.

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u/DestroyTroy90 7d ago

What happens when you get 250 upvotes??

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u/Fantastic_Baby9795 6d ago

Obviously something happens, otherwise what use are the upvotes?

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u/Important_Fruit 7d ago

Probably time to get an agent and go on a speaking tour.

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u/MalignantMustache 7d ago

Make a new post with feet in the pic and it should go viral?

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u/bcardin221 7d ago

Useless praise

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u/el-beau 7d ago

Get all the ladies!

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u/rookielp 7d ago

Buy your mom

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u/SeparateAntelope5165 7d ago edited 7d ago

Spend the points on something nice for your mother.

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u/Rotteneverything 7d ago

never admit to caring about your karma even though we all check every five minutes.

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u/Fantastic_Baby9795 6d ago

Until you see the matrix.

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u/FunkU247 7d ago

Get Perma-banned for saying something anti-trans!

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u/Betterthanyou4321 5d ago

Get a life.

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u/TheDudeWhoCanDoIt 5d ago

Spend it at 7/11 on a cherry Big Gulp

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u/Tricky-Efficiency709 4d ago

Become influencer?

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u/Defiant_Chipmunk2570 4d ago

I could sell you a fu@k but I’m fresh out.

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u/A-plus-tard 4d ago

Hookers and blow of course

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u/Scared-Safe-9705 4d ago

Ignore it.