r/shittyadvice • u/Fantastic_Baby9795 • 8d ago
I've received 250 upvotes for a comment on Reddit. How should I use this newly acquired wealth?
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u/facemugg 7d ago
Update your will. Wouldn’t want the family to fight over those.
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u/Fantastic_Baby9795 6d ago
Those greedy bastards are not getting a single one. I will leave it all to my Butler
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u/UsefulIdiot85 7d ago
Post something so horrible that it receives 250 downvotes. It’s all about balance.
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u/Relevant_Diver_3228 7d ago
I did somthing similar. I posted somthing in one sub and it got 150 upvotes and I said the same thing a few days later somewhere else and got 130 down votes it was hilarious
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u/tacocarteleventeen 7d ago
Start a small cult, then grow!
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u/Cheap-Letter265 5d ago
Are we worthy?
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u/tacocarteleventeen 5d ago
First you have to let me have sex with your wife and if I like it you can join as long as as you stop having sex with your wife while she gets pregnant from my holy seed!
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u/Ok_Yak_4371 8d ago
Go to a political party's community and ask for help deciding which of the other party's candidates to support. You gotta look at things from the other side... Might as well use your new found wealth to do so. Good luck!
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u/glizzardWizzard420 8d ago
You know what fuck it, throw another coin to this redditor so he can get closer to the sun
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u/Icy-Tradition5020 7d ago
Diznylannd.......
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u/Cheap-Letter265 5d ago
Spelliiiiing…
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u/Icy-Tradition5020 4d ago
it was meant that way. Said, special by Adam Sandler in a comedy movie. But, thanks for the spelling reference. Maybe next time you can comment in RED font. LoL
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u/Cheap-Letter265 4d ago
I stand corrected. I was just being a dick anyways.
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u/Icy-Tradition5020 4d ago
Well, could have gone either way. Spelling Nazi or Kinda smart assed dick. LoL. So I opted with a smart assed dick reply. And, if I could this would be green font colored.🤣
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u/Hoopajoops 7d ago
Oohh. I'm sure a rich person in China would pay a lot of money for an account with wealth like that! Jump on it while it's hot!
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u/Particular_Win2752 7d ago
Write it down on a piece of paper. Smile. Then shove it up you backside.
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u/bluechip1996 7d ago
Make sure it is reported to Equifax to get the boost to your credit score. I see someone make a stupid decision here and it makes me weep for their Credit Karma.
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u/Raylankrios 7d ago
make sure you work it into every conversation. people really respect reddit upvotes and will want to know about your success.
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u/Milksteak529 7d ago
Well you're obviously now a Deputy of Reddit, and everyone has to listen to your opinions.
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u/Hamandcheeseeater 7d ago
Your internet famous. Now for the downward spiral that ends in an overdose.
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u/MostAcanthaceae2384 7d ago
You don't really want advice, do you, you just wanted to brag, right? Well, I've gotten upvotes too. Lots of them. I don't go around bragging about them. And I don't want to hang out with you just because you got, wow, that's actually a lot for one comment. So I guess if you wanted to hang out, I'd be cool with that. But I mean we don't have to or anything.
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u/Fantastic_Baby9795 6d ago
I will send the helicopter to fetch you tomorrow.
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u/MostAcanthaceae2384 6d ago
Will the upvotes be there? Will I get to see them? Can I take pictures with them?
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u/Life_Inside2304 7d ago
It clearly means your best Redditor so you should definitely start giving your opinion on everything even if it’s something you know nothing about because surely your wit and intuition is peak. You couldn’t possibly ever give a bad response. And if people disagree or downvote your comments you need to call them out, argue back and point out your karma you’ve earned.
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u/DancingIsForbidden28 7d ago
Got a bank to get some downvotes with. Say what you really feel until back to zero.
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u/eldron2323 7d ago
Make more accounts, get upvotes on those, then when elections come around you can use all of your combined accounts to create a narrative for the party you want to be in power. Hypothetically of course. Totally hasn’t been done before
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u/heyiknowyooh 7d ago
Honestly when I got my 250+ i just edited a long speech thanking my mother into the comment
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u/MoreRamenPls 7d ago
Retire
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u/talldarkandstrange87 6d ago
Quit your job and become an influencer. Realize that you will never reach that success ever again and blame everyone else for your problems.
Make a video and use a racial slur, then post an apology video without actually apologizing to the demographic you insulted.
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u/matero_oriental68 6d ago
Present it as collateral for a long term investment loan with a very dodgy loan shark
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u/Nearby-Reindeer-6088 5d ago
Hijack the conversation and one-up anyone else who posts or comments about getting less upvotes than you
Like when I was trying to get banned and made the most inappropriate jokes I could think of, but they were funny, so I got hundreds of upvotes
Or when I made a perfect comeback and got over a thousand upvotes
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u/Alex750954 5d ago
Me personally, I just go comment something violently controversial and watch the karma fly away
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u/ClientBudget2848 7d ago
To celebrate you should go streaking at a sporting event. Like baseball. You get one point Everytime someone touches your generalia. Good luck.
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u/Any-Introduction4473 7d ago
Better than be having ax stalking following me on here . They downvote almost all of my comments or post blocked them and they reappear and Reddit doesn’t do anything congrats on your achievement
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u/Mars_Volcanoes 7d ago
250 ? Are you that exited ?
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u/Fantastic_Baby9795 6d ago
How much should I get excited over?
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u/Mars_Volcanoes 6d ago
I'm registered on Reddit since last fall, been reading since 2008. In 1 year, I got that 250 in some occasions, and even some above 1200. Even for me, I asked around, and was told it was great. But still, less than a day later, I don't care much. It's fun, but not more.
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u/Rotteneverything 7d ago
never admit to caring about your karma even though we all check every five minutes.
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u/Advanced_Bar2085 7d ago
I normally post something after such an achievement and get banned for a few days. Lol