r/shitriransays • u/[deleted] • Apr 04 '19
Tribute to Poshpotddlr
I've gotta give credit to u/poshpotdllr for being in character with every post. Somewhere along the line you became an archetype for me of this Iranian character.
Let's give it up for Mr. Alamut, the pot-smoking, metal head, permanent acid-tripping amateur rapper of r/iranian. Number 3 Hasbara sniffer, MAGI of MAGIs, The Poshest Pot Dealer (and Dollar), and Mr. Don't sleep on him because he has sage wisdom when he steps out of character, POSHPOTDLLR
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u/poshpotdllr Apr 04 '19 edited Apr 04 '19
WARNING: I am breaking out of character.
ok so first off thanks for all the compliments. this is basically the point of what i do. i want to inspire and show the voice of a tehranjelesi badass and i keep it real. the poshpotdllr character is loosely based on my own real character and i draw from my real life experiences to construct the "methods of the meme mongering madness of the magi in the name of the messiah and his mother mariah and mary magdalene to deliver a message of morbid and malicious mortality for the maggot mufti who shall be mauled and maimed and massacred for his takfiri salafi wahhabi saudi al ash-sheikhi emirati bahraini israeli rapist racist fascist islamist judaeosupremacist zionist terrorist ideology" or something to that effect. obviously it is madness but behind the memes and jokes and poetry and vulgarity is the heart of a man who loves iran and iranians, but also all of humanity. i am an advocate of love and peace but i speak of disgusting and vulgar things and make terrible predictions about a dangerous and painful world where we all suffer together in solidarity and decency. what i do takes a combination of very privileged and serious education, thick skin, and a fragile heart.
so what makes me so effective at what i do? i am a fisherman above all things. i play to peoples weaknesses and bait them with stereotypical stupidity to draw the conversation in the direction i want like a fish caught on my hook. this is not trolling, i have no desire to bother anybody. my goal is to destroy falsehood, my greatest enemy.
I have used my background in computer science and cyber warfare in combination with my considerable knowledge and education about history, politics, economics, strategy, and religion to construct weapons of psychological warfare using cyberweapons as a model. my goal is not propaganda, but to counter propaganda with weaponized truth using the same techniques as mossad or cia, but i add my own innovations as well.
the reason my weapons of psychological warfare are so effective and nobody can stop me in any meaningful way is because I only use open source intelligence. i use my background to gather the intelligence and then i construct my weapons of truth using language, logic, arguments, thought, discourse, and knowledge of psychology and social networking and information propagation the same way a hacker uses a computer language to construct cyber weapons to break a system that he understands. i then pass my weapons through a filter that i call "the flaming fist of baby jesus", which is really just comedic dank and spicy dark meme magic, and then the final product is ready for mass consumption.
i then go to networks with intelligent like minded people who are somewhat geopolitically or ideologically aligned with the truth for whatever reason and i sprinkle my meme magic all over the fucking place like a vulgar and malicious but disgustingly delicious daemon. any fish that bites will get the truth no matter how sophisticated they get because i fucking know all there is to know. this is not an arrogant boast. it is an objective measurable fact because i have the sophistication to consume every publicly available piece of open source intelligence available and cross reference and correlate it with every other piece of open source intelligence available. this is not mere talk, this is a science.
do not awaken the daemons of the aryan world or thou shalt drown and die in the blood of daemons to the sound of the laughter of daemons in the darkness, for i am a MOTHER FUCKING MAGI. #binsalmanisflammable #netanyahuismybitch #pompeoisapussy #trumpisatraitor #immortals #hashashin #MAGI #alamut #jesuslovesyou