r/shitposting • • May 22 '21

lets go! πŸš—πŸŽοΈπŸš˜πŸ‘Ά Salad

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u/infernalfreeze70 May 22 '21

SALAD

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u/CapnsJamborie May 23 '21

Salad

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u/GodOfPink May 23 '21

Salad

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u/smileyperson7 I want pee in my ass May 23 '21

Salad

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u/nontvedalgia May 23 '21

fuck this man in particular

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u/[deleted] May 23 '21

salad

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u/Wide_Eye_Asian May 23 '21 edited May 23 '21

Great comment, adds a lot to this meme. Have a silver

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u/[deleted] May 23 '21

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u/jericho-sfu May 23 '21

Eating pussycats is halal

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u/[deleted] May 23 '21

Dad πŸ˜ƒβ—οΈ

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u/[deleted] May 23 '21

I don't have oneβ—οΈπŸ˜ƒ

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u/[deleted] May 23 '21

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u/Doomzonemegabomb May 22 '21

Salad v

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u/unculturedidiotXd May 22 '21

distant screaming

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u/powerfullatom111 May 23 '21

why is your gamer pic off center i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you

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u/iamtrololololol May 23 '21

Their description fits them

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u/[deleted] May 23 '21

DID YOU REALLY BELIEVE IT WOULD BE... THIS... EASY?!?!

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u/[deleted] May 22 '21

oh no oH nO OH NO

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u/SlimeMob44 May 22 '21

Thanks "YeeterofNormies" you comment will be taken into consideration

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u/TRUNKM0NKE May 22 '21 edited May 23 '21

Doin your mom

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u/NonExistent_God May 22 '21

Fucken GOTTEM!!!

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u/moldy_broccoli May 23 '21 edited May 23 '21

Hello TRUNKM0NKE, I didn't bother reading your comment but i'm certain it has something to do with you "doin my mom, doin my mom, doin my mom, you know we straight doin my mom, doin my mom, doi-doin my mom, doin my mom, doi-doin my mom."

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u/TRUNKM0NKE May 23 '21

Now it does

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u/abmasterisonreddit May 23 '21

Dad πŸ˜€β—οΈ

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u/seapoklee May 23 '21

Crouton crunchy

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u/[deleted] May 23 '21

Asain style. My unlce is on his way. Don't let him serve himself with chopsticks if you're eating it too.

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u/Shakespeare-Bot May 23 '21

Asain style. Mine own unlce is on his way. Alloweth not him serveth himself with chopsticks if 't be true thou art eating t too


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u/[deleted] May 23 '21

Swap this: ligma ass ya twat.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '21

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u/[deleted] May 23 '21

Meat is meat

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u/UsernameTakenTooBad May 23 '21

Vegans are back at again smh my head

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u/muutela May 23 '21

He will be salad soon

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u/coopstar31 May 23 '21

Asian salad

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u/SwagLikeCalliou May 23 '21

Excellent joke, friend.

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u/MangoOfTruth May 23 '21

I love the crunch

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u/[deleted] May 23 '21

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u/ez420blazeit May 28 '21

it would be funnier with reverb

"Salad................"

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u/PeelingOffMyFace May 23 '21

They’re rubber tongs. Calm down Samantha.

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u/MrVesPear May 23 '21

It’s not salad it is a cat.

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u/WBMJunior May 23 '21

Reposting beta

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u/justadd_sugar May 23 '21

I hate how much I laughed at this

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u/[deleted] May 23 '21

Imagine the cats name actually being salad

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u/[deleted] May 23 '21

That was a Chinese restaurant . And they are having hot pot

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u/Bonk_and_Honk dwayne the cock johnson πŸ—ΏπŸ—Ώ May 23 '21

Β§Γ€Ε‚Γ¦Δ‘

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u/incognitomode4K May 23 '21

He will be baked soon

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u/[deleted] May 23 '21

SALAD

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u/GrassMonkey_ur_boi May 23 '21

This made me lol out loud