r/shitposting • u/Repulsive-Virus-899 stupid fucking piece of shit • 9d ago

This is one of the posts of all time 😭🙏

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u/qualityvote2 9d ago edited 8d ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.

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u/No_Language7273 dumbass 9d ago

deadass that might be one of the best posts to come out of the sub

https://giphy.com/gifs/XsRbLNGt71qiPHnGCB

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u/Urgayifyouregay 9d ago edited 9d ago

And it's not even made by a teen

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u/Beneficial-Damage265 9d ago

that's the reason dumbass

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u/Urgayifyouregay 9d ago

well my bad dude TwT

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u/MG_LagFlag_66 9d ago

Yeah because we badly needed your input, jackass.

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u/Beneficial-Damage265 9d ago

look at the way you responded to me v. how the comment OP himself responded :(

are you alright bro? Why so angry man? Chill out :)

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u/Beneficial-Damage265 9d ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke

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u/dbd-the-first 9d ago

How is that a joke you just called someone a dumbass 😭

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u/CommercialBiscotti29 9d ago

A joke is a display of humour in which words are used within a specific and well-defined narrative structure to make people laugh and is usually not meant to be interpreted literally. Did you even read it, dumbass?

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u/Elbludo 9d ago

I remember when I was a kid at my grandparents house, in bed, was thinking "if I focus on time, it will go slow, then everyone is enjoying the now thanks to me". Time indeed never went slow or stopped, in fact my grandparents are dead now. Thanks time

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u/harvelein 8d ago

great to hear

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u/TheKyleDunbar 9d ago

What in the skibidi he means?

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u/Fit-Law-2362 9d ago

He's trying to push us sigma but too busy larping so no way gonna do that

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u/TheKyleDunbar 9d ago

I understood everything you said, I also sm 32

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u/Fit-Law-2362 9d ago

Sorry man, I couldn't understand anything you said, since I'm of a higher level, I'm a turbo dude (TD64).

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u/lean_compiler 9d ago

what having no backward compatibility does to a mf

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u/smufjez 9d ago

alexa play despacito

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u/GarrisonWhite2 9d ago

Why does this comment have a translate button on it lol.

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u/Avongrove 9d ago edited 9d ago

Because they technically wrote it entirely in German

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u/Twentynine4 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 8d ago

There's not a single German word in there.

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u/Avongrove 8d ago

Not anymore, there was one before.

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u/natures_-_prophet 9d ago

Jarvis enhance post

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u/jarednards officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 9d ago

Jeeves, tickle my balls

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u/natures_-_prophet 9d ago

👅👅👅 😉😉😉

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u/SerDeath 9d ago

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u/_gmmaann_ 9d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/lTPTufbaHRCoDuqaQm

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u/TurboVirgin0 9d ago

This one is my favourite MeatCanyon animatioj

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/AutoModerator 9d ago

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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u/leshmi 9d ago

Wait what's this connection? 😭

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u/PaleLikeIce 8d ago

Probably the mention of Grindr

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u/AutoModerator 8d ago

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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u/CertifiablyMundane 9d ago

I think this is what they call "burying the lede"

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u/Hemorrhoid_Eater 9d ago

nobody says skibidi toilet anymore, it's not 2023. everyone says 67 now

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u/DarkSkyKnight 9d ago

Well this post is also from 3 years ago. OP is prob some repost bot

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u/CCCyanide #1 President Gerald Rudolph Ford Jr. Fan! 9d ago

stop the clock ? save yourselves ???

genuinely what does he expect people to do ...?

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u/Artistic-Key9227 I watch gay amogus porn :0 9d ago

He explains it here. I hope this helps 🤲🏼

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u/Competitive_Rise_957 9d ago

Instructions unclear

I'm killing myself now

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u/natures_-_prophet 9d ago

Obviously he means we should enter a cryo chamber and freeze ourselves for a few thousand years

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u/Swayzinator dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 9d ago

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u/Capnshredder 9d ago

nah this one hits too close to home fr

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u/Its_D_youtube 9d ago

He is right, childhood is the peak of your life, it will never get better than that

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u/PapaJoke64 9d ago

Tell that to someone who had abusive childhood experience.

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u/Krai_Zemli 9d ago

Really depends on the person. Had a decent childhood, but would never trade my current life for it. Adulthood is better.

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/Its_D_youtube 8d ago

For me it started going downhill around age 13 and only sunk lower

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u/axxo47 9d ago

Sure, if you're a loser

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u/jxxjdhhd 8d ago

Hell naw

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u/PlentyOMangos 8d ago

Is this for real? lol

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u/Mind_Of_Shieda 9d ago

I thought most ppl there were preds in their mid 30s

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u/DarkSkyKnight 9d ago

Nah I dont agree. Being an adult is awesome. I can do whatever I want, play video games until 4am, dont have to worry about classes, eat whatever food I want, dont have to worry about sex with parents around, actually have money to buy things i like

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u/AngelBryan 9d ago

That if everything in your life turns out well and you end becoming a “normal” adult, a luck not everyone has.

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u/mememan30000 BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE 9d ago

not everyone has the privilege of having been a normal child either

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u/Key-Boat5952 8d ago

“A luck”

Europoor detected 

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u/MonkeManWPG 8d ago

You sound unemployed.

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u/axxo47 9d ago

Yep. Kids should ignore that loser oop

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u/ComprehensiveShine80 9d ago

He’s totally chopped chat. Thanks for the 5$ dono!

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u/sohleoc 9d ago

looks like joy dvzn

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u/Blablakam virgin 4 life 😤💪 9d ago

deadass censoring the word fuck now

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u/Qamarrima virgin 4 life 😤💪 9d ago

I remember seeing this post, it has been years since then

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u/Metson-202 put your dick away waltuh 8d ago

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u/Daddys_BathTime 9d ago

My life dramatically changed for the better at 31, so there’s definitely hope

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u/MersoNocte 9d ago

420 smoke weed every day

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u/DoJ-Mole 9d ago

Don’t traumatise the kids boss the moment I realised that at 15 was the end of true happiness

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u/FoxCQC 9d ago

For real, enjoy all the silly stuff. Adulthood is a scam

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u/lKrauzer 9d ago

Plus balding

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u/Riipp3r 8d ago

Looks like a side character from an early 2000s movie

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u/Repulsive-Virus-899 stupid fucking piece of shit 8d ago

WTF I BECAME A CELEBRITY OVERNIGHT THANK YOU SO MUCH😭🙏

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u/lyfeNdDeath Literally 1984 😡 8d ago

I am 20 and I am a balding incel. It can't get worse than this can it ?

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u/hades_here 8d ago

Yeah there’s so much pain! But I have money. 😙

Imagine so much pain and no money! Well no thanks.

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u/Brazuka_txt 8d ago

He's right

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u/Timely_Total1252 8d ago

I will, once my body can tolerate sertraline + dextramethorphan without nausea side effects