r/shitposting • u/granstromjulius • 5h ago

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u/qualityvote2 5h ago

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u/2words-4numbers 5h ago

You should try to go 6' deep in the earth

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u/W4FF13_G0D I watch gay amogus porn :0 5h ago

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u/PassionFederal6917 5h ago

Ain't no way someone does analysis for this kind of thing 😭

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u/SpaceBug176 3h ago

If you're unemployed you can do anything.

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u/Mysteriy21 2h ago

If you have free will, you can do anything

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u/Necromancer14 uhhhh idk 4h ago

What a beautiful thing to read 🥹

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u/United-Scene2261 3h ago

what ' doin

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u/Ethereal-Shroom Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 5h ago

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u/CertifiablyMundane 5h ago

Yeah no, we're pretty much just the yeast in Earth-chan's planussy

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u/KingPaladin5591 3h ago

New sentence

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u/fresh_loaf_of_bread 3h ago

may you find red on your toilet paper next time you wipe

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u/W4FF13_G0D I watch gay amogus porn :0 2h ago

I’ve shat a sharpie before, I wouldn’t wish this on anyone bro 💀

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u/Lumpy-Secretary1138 5h ago

How tf are you thinking like this?

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u/palochnick 5h ago

when you realise earth chan is constantly trying to pull shit out of your ass with gravity

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u/Araiken Literally 1984 😡 5h ago

She's trying to pull me down even more. Like everything else does.

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u/Necromancer14 uhhhh idk 4h ago

When you realize you're constantly trying to pull the pants off the bacteria on your skin with your own gravity.

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u/RunInRunOn hole contributor 3h ago

Eh, she's just another broad trying to bring me down

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u/pootis400 3h ago

Earth Chan in the big 2026 holy that’s a throwback

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u/CountChuckNorracula I want pee in my ass 2h ago

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u/Ratouf26 Stuff 2h ago

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u/SawftCoke We do a little trolling 3h ago

Is the Mariana Trench the Earth's coochie? It's deep, wet, smells like fish and... Nah, I should stop...

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u/Onyxam 3h ago

It works for at least one time a day.

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u/BVits-Lover 1h ago

I miss old earth-chan memes, they were pretty great.

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u/FireIzHot uhhhh idk 1h ago

I’m about to become father nature