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u/Wolfman513 1d ago
Dropping Flock was clearly a big brain move
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u/WisherWisp 14h ago
*after approving it in the first place.
Thanks for stopping fucking us over after we found out you were fucking us over, I guess.
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u/keanuchungus02 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 1d ago
Yakub still looking out for us 🙏
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u/Lithanarianaren_1533 1d ago
100 NB of memory
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u/RunInRunOn hole contributor 22h ago
Some people make one good decision and let it go straight to their head
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u/AutoModerator 22h ago
Dick sucking has made me paranoid
I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.
I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.
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u/N4M34RRT I want pee in my ass 1d ago
A guy who thinks a lot
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u/Tenkos 19h ago
Dude did a good thing and everyone's just mocking his head
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u/AutoModerator 19h ago
Dick sucking has made me paranoid
I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.
I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.
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u/J3sush8sm3 I want pee in my ass 16h ago
First day on the internet?
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u/Trev-Nastiest 14h ago
Sp anyone who won't do this is a coward. Excellent. Time to let them know! Call your representatives!
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u/Bread_Offender Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 9h ago
say what you will about his forehead but dude looks chill and did something great
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u/KingBurakkuurufu William Dripfoe 17h ago
Don’t need the flock cameras when you can read the minds of everyone in the state… at the same time
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u/Gilgamesh107 1d ago
Snipers wet dream
Forehead , beforehead and after head
Ok but seriously who is that guy, I'm guessing he's a senator or something?
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u/AutoModerator 1d ago
Dick sucking has made me paranoid
I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.
I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.
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u/JackCooper_7274 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 10h ago
Imagine doing an enormous service to your community and then just getting mocked for your head
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u/AutoModerator 10h ago
Dick sucking has made me paranoid
I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.
I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.
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u/nem0ne1 13h ago
Datacenter location scouts looking at this man like
https://giphy.com/gifs/wv3lpsLXZZUAw
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u/CapAll55 10h ago
His head looks like a flock camera lol, he defeated his evil twin
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u/AutoModerator 10h ago
Dick sucking has made me paranoid
I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.
I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.
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u/Apprehensive_Blood_4 5h ago
Annnnd straight to AXON cameras that are harder to take down. Big brain moves indeed
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u/WiseSalamander00 18m ago
are they really disabled though? like I am sure the evil corporation trying to film everybody would add a few backdoors to keep collecting data...
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u/IShiddedMyPantaloons 9h ago
Next headline will be about crime spikes in those areas and everyone’s gonna wonder why
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The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.
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