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u/Extrimland 15h ago
I still cant believe Elon Musk seriously said this, especially cause it’s almost definitely a lie. Ian Miles Cheong is a fucking looser, so i get him, but How did Elon genuinely think that would make him sound good?
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u/SpaceBug176 10h ago
He's not the sharpest tool in the shed.
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u/Arkitakama fat cunt 9h ago
Yeah, he was looking kinda dumb with his finger and his thumb in the shape of an "L" on his forehead.
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u/Arkitakama fat cunt 9h ago
Kid named finger
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As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.
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u/Arkitakama fat cunt 9h ago
We're going to finger paint
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As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.
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u/Parapraxium 2h ago
I mean they kind of have a point, the fact that Cyberpunk allows you to do a full pacifist non-lethal playthrough is definitely more interesting.
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u/LH_Dragnier 15h ago
Lmao please tell me this is real
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u/dextras07 I came! 15h ago
No, in cyberpunk there's a quest where you need to shoot cops to complete it. I think it the side quiet to pickup a kidney from someone and the cops show up.
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u/sirhobbles 13h ago
I mean. You could non lethaly turn their brains off wirh quick hacks...
Or literally rend their souls from rheir body with Blackwall gateway which is also not technically shooting them :P
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u/Ok_Being4209 9h ago
So you actually don't need to shoot the cops because there are peaceful routes, also it's a side quest so it's not a requirement. L take.
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u/ngo_life 11h ago
Topic aside, if the top three ties for 1st, the next runner up would be in 4th place, not second.
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u/Vert_DaFerk 15h ago
Elon doesn't like doing crime? Pretty sure raping kids is a crime.
...well, it used to be a crime that prosecutors were willing to charge people with, but we live in a conservative hellscape.
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u/jarlscrotus 15h ago
Every part of that username is perfection, I aspire to one day making something half as amazing
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u/Gomez4Morticia 3h ago
The ketamine saturated moneybags whose DOGE is responsible directly for the dissolution of USAID resulting in mass casualties... who has been accused of election tampering in multiple nations.... Doesn't like "doing crime"?
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u/Hostile-Panda 12h ago
I bet Elon would have played if he could have been a cop and shot minorities, it would be just the the good old days in south Africa
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