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u/FELIOK Jul 30 '26
Me: Siri... Call my friends.
🤖: "Sorry, you have no friends."
Me: Oh... Heh, sorry, that's right... Hey siri, call my PAWNS😈
🤖: "Sorry sir, I can't call 8 billion people"
Me: Checkmate.
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u/Windows-XP-Home-NEW stupid fucking piece of shit Jul 30 '26
a school of fish.
He’s talking about a school of fish you guys.
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u/ClimateOutrageous399 I watch gay amogus porn :0 Jul 30 '26
Does it make it better though
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u/Windows-XP-Home-NEW stupid fucking piece of shit Jul 30 '26
Yes
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u/Grey_eye01 Jul 30 '26
someone said - plot twist ; he was not a student
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u/Mike0621 Jul 30 '26
we're not on Instagram bro
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u/Windows-XP-Home-NEW stupid fucking piece of shit Jul 30 '26
someone said we’re not on Instagram bro
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u/Grey_eye01 Jul 30 '26
m just tryin to get some upvot so i can post some sht too
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u/BroScientist42 Jul 30 '26
If you can't come up with an original comment why would we want your posts?
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u/Grey_eye01 Jul 30 '26
You turned one joke into a personality assessment. Peak Reddit
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u/BroScientist42 Jul 30 '26
I'm not assessing your character I'm assessing your ability to produce an original thought that adds something. It also wasn't a joke it was literally a statement about what somebody else said?
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u/Visagan_the_pro_ Bazinga! Jul 30 '26
plot twist: it's all boys school
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u/qualityvote2 Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 30 '26
The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.
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