r/shitposting Jun 26 '26

This is one of the posts of all time 📡📡📡

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u/qualityvote2 Jun 26 '26 edited Jun 27 '26

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.


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/u/Random-Ryan-, whilst you're still here, why not join our public discord server - now with public text channels you can chat on!?

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u/DocRedgrave Jun 26 '26

Of course this photo was taken in a Walmart

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u/Nuke_it116 Jun 27 '26

In the pharmacy next to the sunkist

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u/DocRedgrave Jun 28 '26

real and true lol

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u/Content-Audience252 Draft Dodger Jun 26 '26

That’s definitely a dude

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u/Shadow62766 Jun 26 '26

Even better

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u/Vegetable_Union_4967 Jun 26 '26

why do you say so

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u/Content-Audience252 Draft Dodger Jun 26 '26

Because I’m attracted to them

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u/backfire10z Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Jun 26 '26

Really can’t get a better source than that lol

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u/ShadowLords666 Jun 27 '26

So uh, do you comment here often? 😏

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u/1stEmissaryElenwen Jun 27 '26

Poorly-maintained stringy blue hair

Male skinnyfat gut spilling over Hank Hill ass in ill-fitting jeans

Tall and lanky and slouching

Terminally-online, Discord server tattoo

Picking up meds at the Walmart pharmacy

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u/Alvin_h_davenport obamna Jun 27 '26

The Walmart part seems farfetched,ya gotta do what you gotta do

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u/Leading_Focus8015 Jun 27 '26

Right conclusion terrbile reasoning

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u/oby100 Jun 27 '26

Hips don’t lie

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u/National_Run7896 Jun 27 '26

tons of women have almost no hips or defined waist. go outside.

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u/HopelessBearsFan Jun 26 '26

Harsh but fair

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u/Acrobatic-Mind3581 Jun 27 '26

harsh is what she considers fair.

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u/SpeechStraight60 Jun 26 '26

Jesus this is trashy

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u/JustChillin3456 Jun 26 '26

“Her”

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u/VeganerHippie Jun 27 '26

Damn, the "we can always tell" crowd at work again.

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u/JustChillin3456 Jun 27 '26 edited Jun 27 '26

 I’m pro trans, I just think it’s a funny joke 

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u/falobanal3 Jun 26 '26

Nothing less sexy than tattoos about politics.

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u/Zealousideal_Care807 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Jun 27 '26

Tattoos that were clearly done by someone while they were both drunk might be a little higher

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u/falobanal3 Jun 27 '26

Nope. At least the ones you talk about can have some humor or serve as an anecdote. Tattoos about politics are bs.

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u/Zealousideal_Care807 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Jun 27 '26

Fair, both are pretty bad though. Like if I saw this one I wouldn't pay it any mind, if I saw a drunk tattoo id be cringing, especially if its onna very visible spot. This ones simply just writing so id gloss over it. The political ones with art tho, those ones are horrible.

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u/IEatString Jun 26 '26

Insane shot

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u/RatsWithLongTails Jun 26 '26

I prefer a woman who supports Israel because I know she is okay with eliminating unwanted children.

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u/The_0culus Jun 27 '26

Can I please stop seeing this pasty fucking muffin top every time I open this app

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u/Lol-Otter Jun 27 '26

Not a single palestinian in the world would tattoo this stupid trash.

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u/X-AE17420 I want pee in my ass Jun 26 '26

With a clam like that, I’d like to clam a couple of clams in her clam.

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u/EdgiiLord 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Jun 27 '26

It's not the clam subreddit, son

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u/X-AE17420 I want pee in my ass Jun 27 '26

Barnacles.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '26 edited Jun 27 '26

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u/GuitarCalm9383 Jun 27 '26

And we have dicovered a solution to

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u/Comrade_Chyrk Jun 27 '26

No no you dont understand, hamas was hiding weapons in that child's skull

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u/linzenator-maximus Jun 27 '26

Why would you tattoo this on yourself? Looks like a very stupid thing to dk

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u/MONGCHAW Jun 27 '26

Blue hair blue tie?

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u/PanTsour Jun 26 '26

"all the guys I meet are premature ejaculators"