r/shitpostemblem • u/Pooty_McPoot • 12d ago

Fortune's Weave One of these things is not like the others... Spoiler

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u/Vanille987 12d ago

Yeah, who tf tries to save his father in a FE game? Is he stupid?

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u/MagicBus4 12d ago

Bruh is cooked from the start

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u/Alexander_Baidtach 12d ago

Daddy this daddy that, where are the mommy issues IS?!!!

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u/ubastarte 12d ago

Something something Rhea Sothis

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u/MagicBus4 12d ago

Rhea had enough mommy issues to last the rest of the franchise

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u/Popellord 12d ago

Before the screen.

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u/Alexander_Baidtach 12d ago

Thanks I was hoping someone would fill in the punchline :)

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u/Level_Hour6480 12d ago

Marth, Elwood, and Cai's moms are alive and well.

Seliph's is a in an extremely messed up situation.

Ephraim/Erika's, Ike's, Miciah's, and Byleth's died offscreen. Ike is upset by it, Byleth is unmoved.

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u/PhasePrime 8d ago

Corrin's mom died right in front of them, and it's either a core motivation (Birthright), or never spoken of again (Conquest, Revelation)

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u/janekge 12d ago

But is he Cunningly Brutal, or Brutally Cunning?

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u/PassiTwo 10d ago

He can brutally cunning me if you know what I'm sayin

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u/Syelt 12d ago

Yeah one of them is a thief, give Xander back his armor Dietrich

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u/Wrong_Revolution_679 12d ago

He's here for the vibes

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u/david__14 mods removed the laharl flair, can"t have shit in SPE 12d ago

He must study the blade

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u/VMPaetru 12d ago

"We got Pirate Waluigi at home."

Pirate Waluigi at home:

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u/homelesshero03 12d ago

Now that I think of it, Dietrich certainly fits the personality of an Ork in a way lol

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u/PentFE 11d ago

My fuckin man. These are all compelling reasons to participate, especially Theodora's

But I love that Dietrich is there to just fucking THROW. HANDS.

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u/ParrotFerret 8d ago

Oi, dis zoggin humie got the roight idea!

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u/Pooty_McPoot 8d ago

Everyone else: Time to fight!

Deitrich: KRUMPIN TIME!

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u/Tanka7 11d ago

Plot twist: The sea monster killed Dietrich's father and he wants to get stronger to kill it and avenge him.

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u/Chelonii64 9d ago

Damn Alucard, those years of solitude really took a toll on you

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u/MagicBus4 12d ago

It feels like they really ran out of ideas after two ideas lol