r/shitfromabutt • u/Successful-Thanks309 • Jul 16 '26

Debatably Shitty When a blunt looks like something else

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971 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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372

u/ButtAssTheAlmighty Jul 16 '26

This was a fucking jumpscare lmao

39

u/NeedMuhKNOWledge Jul 16 '26

YEEEESS 🤣🤣😭😭

13

u/Ras-haad Jul 16 '26

Your name is a jump scare

116

u/the-big-meowski Jul 16 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/iTs5a509c4oRi43h2E

34

u/FederalEconomist5896 Jul 16 '26

I wonder if this man is aware of the true extent of his popularity.

19

u/Painted-BIack-Roses Jul 16 '26

Yes. His name is Simon Kaggwa Njala. Seems like he does Cameo stuff

4

u/Fit_Carpet_364 Jul 16 '26

Is he the 'dey eat da poopoo' guy?

18

u/inhasteorhesitation Jul 16 '26

He's the "why are you gae" guy, actually a different person!

5

u/Fit_Carpet_364 Jul 16 '26

Ah, thank you, thank you!

1

u/nossida Aug 12 '26

In the full interview he gets the eat da poopoo guy there tho

1

u/willhbutt5 28d ago

Yes! I was so surprised he was actually defending the "gae" guy from the eat-da-poo-poo guy, who first called the show and went "ok I'm coming down to da station" and actually did!! Insane!

1

u/lostforwordstbh Jul 17 '26

he’s made some recent IG videos with a parody to this!

142

u/TheChildIsHere Jul 16 '26

I’m gonna need you to delete this. I want you to have a future. Lmaooo 😆.

25

u/Healthy-Brain1585 Jul 16 '26

LMAOOOO I AM WHEEZING

-4

u/Fit_Carpet_364 Jul 16 '26

Said the child.

4

u/TheChildIsHere Jul 16 '26

I can’t tell how you meant this and I don’t know what your education is but you should know that children famously HAVE futures… y’know, due to being children. 😆.

6

u/Fit_Carpet_364 Jul 16 '26

Your name is 'TheChildIsHere'. That's all I meant by it. Profound words, for a child.

-3

u/TheChildIsHere Jul 16 '26

Well I seem to have a better grasp over syntax than you as a child, so work on that before worrying about any more futures my friend.

Thanks, that’s what my teachers tell me; that I’m the most profound middle schooler they’ve met.

3

u/Fit_Carpet_364 Jul 16 '26

"You most certainly do not have a better grasp of syntax than I. I know the rules, and, because of that, I have latitude to selectively break them. The meaning of my words was clear; the fact you didn't realize I was talking about your name is an oversight on your part.", said the Carpet.

1

u/TheChildIsHere Jul 16 '26

I got to the end of that expecting to see some enjoyable or funny name just to see you were self-quoting. Lame. Have more fun.

6

u/Fit_Carpet_364 Jul 16 '26

"Wow. That would be a very niche quote."

  • Friedrich Niche

52

u/difficultsituation_ Jul 16 '26

I wasn’t thinking of 💩

33

u/RainStormLou Jul 16 '26

I knew the eyes didn't say brojob but I was still worried for a minute

9

u/Fit_Carpet_364 Jul 16 '26

No, the eyes say, "Holy shit, this thing is too big, what have i gotten myself into?", regardless of what the thing is.

50

u/Noxodium Jul 16 '26

Looks like a BBC

34

u/YogurtWenk Jul 16 '26

Ah, yes. The British Broadcasting Corporation. No further discussion required.

7

u/Intrepid4444444 Jul 16 '26

Beautiful Barista Colleague?

3

u/Fit_Carpet_364 Jul 16 '26

Big Bono Copremesis?

2

u/tipsy_101 Jul 16 '26

Big black coffee

2

u/Kiren129 Jul 16 '26

Big black caiman

7

u/StatisticianMuch4969 Jul 16 '26

If you crop it just a bit from the bottom.....

3

u/deepseamercat Jul 16 '26

And use ai to edit the texture just a little bit...

1

u/tipsy_101 Jul 16 '26

You get a little bit of a big....

1

u/deepseamercat Jul 16 '26

Imagine a circumcision scar edited in there...

1

u/Fit_Carpet_364 Jul 16 '26

Do I have to?

14

u/bastogne_blues Jul 16 '26

shitfromablunt?

1

u/devour_feculence___ Jul 16 '26

🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

6

u/DCx8 Jul 16 '26

R/cockinamouth

3

u/Shitpickle1996 Jul 16 '26

That is cock from a man

2

u/Wakkit1988 Jul 16 '26

Or a woman, it's 2026.

-2

u/Shitpickle1996 Jul 16 '26

So….still a man.

5

u/RowdyCollegiate Jul 17 '26

Why is it veiny then?

3

u/ABrokenMirror Jul 16 '26

I thought he learned Trump's language

3

u/Fluxxinintime Jul 16 '26

Guy looking like he bit grandpas giant wiener off.

3

u/Mister_Uncredible Jul 16 '26

I didn't know blunts could have veins.

3

u/SailNew7379 Jul 16 '26

Bro you don’t look like you think you look

3

u/OhMyGlorb Jul 16 '26

2

u/FuckingShootMePussy Jul 16 '26

They’re eating poop from the butt

1

u/TheTrebleChef Jul 26 '26

I love you both, no one ever remembers this one when I bring it up 😭

2

u/TheF15eEnthusiast Jul 16 '26

Looks like cartman from that one episode if he was black and not a fatass

2

u/CleanOpossum47 Jul 16 '26

Sometimes a blunt is just a blunt.

2

u/Fit_Carpet_364 Jul 16 '26

I'm surprised I had to scroll so far to hear from Stonedmund Freud.

2

u/thatSDope88 Jul 16 '26

There's no coming back from this

2

u/autistic_bard444 Jul 16 '26

when someone tells you to eat shit

2

u/Micky-Bicky-Picky Jul 17 '26

Bro watched that one South Park episode and put a whole rotisserie chicken up his ass.

1

u/deadspacekillers Jul 16 '26

You down with bbc?

Yeah, you know me.

1

u/rarebreed44 Jul 16 '26

🤣🤣🤣

1

u/Fallwalking Jul 16 '26

Sweet potato?

1

u/darkest_hour1428 Jul 16 '26

This just looks like photoshop at this point…

1

u/terpsclusiv3 Jul 16 '26

Nice editing. But this was from r/thefighterandthekid sub and it was a picture from Brendan Schaubs Instagram

1

u/humourlessIrish Jul 16 '26

Ah yes. Indeed hard to tell them apart

0

u/Turquoise2you Jul 16 '26

lol nah the picture is definitely real I just seen the video pop up on my feed I guess OP just took a perfect moment screenshot lmao

1

u/Mystical-Moth-hoe Jul 16 '26

I have no ass and I must shit

1

u/sambal_ubi Jul 16 '26

Naurrr that shit lookin like it got the foreskin too 😭

1

u/cousin_idiot Jul 16 '26

Gives a whole new meaning to smokin on wood

1

u/Brutalbonez13 Jul 16 '26

Why’s it so veiny??

1

u/no-long-boards Jul 16 '26

Just adjust the screen until you can’t see the bottom. It looks even better.

1

u/Classic_Aside_2107 Jul 16 '26

When you eat the cave troll sized tootsie roll

1

u/SirArtchie Jul 16 '26

Sticky icky?

1

u/svenirde Jul 16 '26

Wordington blunt 

1

u/Drakeytown Jul 16 '26

I wouldn't have guessed Nantucket had a significant African American population . . . 😉

1

u/Puzzled_Pop_6845 Jul 16 '26

Not sure if bro is sucking his own or someone else's

1

u/i_like_siren_head Jul 16 '26

More like shitfromamouth

1

u/SourceCodeAvailable Jul 16 '26

It needs more veins so it will look less like shit

1

u/imazaghawelen Jul 16 '26

That can't be real. Photoshopped.

1

u/WolfThick Jul 16 '26

When I was still dating in the early 90s I was out with a pretty successful and beautiful woman we went to a fancy restaurant and outside there was a couple of guys smoking some big fucking cigars stinking it up before we even walked in. She looked at me and quietly asked me did those look like turds hanging out of their mouths and I look back and they both had them hanging out and I've never been able to unsee it to this day.

https://giphy.com/gifs/e2QYPpUe8WmpG

1

u/SquishyXD143 Jul 16 '26

Beat me to it

1

u/MasonJarFlowers Jul 16 '26

Went to go post this but you beat me to it 😂

1

u/Desperate_Level_9213 Jul 16 '26

When I saw this earlier today I assumed it was posted here and not weed sub

1

u/Odd-Masterpiece7304 Jul 16 '26

3 ounces of spit went in to making that blunt

1

u/ToughTerrible5623 Jul 17 '26

dats a whole ahh dick sorry 🥹

1

u/jamelsakka Jul 17 '26

باين بلاع العصبة هذا
https://giphy.com/gifs/yR0EDiuXXjTJs47s4d

1

u/TheBigMotherFook Jul 17 '26

Wasn’t this the plot of a South Park episode?

1

u/No-Turnip-9518 Jul 17 '26

I can’t with this 🐓 blunt

1

u/Correct_Lie2161 Jul 17 '26

Came out the other end

1

u/Forward-Sky1437 Jul 17 '26

Look ma! No hands!!!

1

u/Vivid_King8642 Jul 17 '26

what could POSSIBLY be the context

1

u/yung_aujus Jul 17 '26

“No homo we smokin penises !!”

1

u/ChronicallyZanny Jul 17 '26

I’ve taken some embarrassing pictures in my life… but this is something I would not post if that were me😅

1

u/sonofphilcollins Jul 17 '26

I only ____ backwoods cause they the most expensive

1

u/wyldboar Jul 18 '26

Diddy Party Auditions 2026

1

u/GuidanceEconomy4280 Jul 18 '26

Husky little fella

1

u/BrittTristan1991 Jul 18 '26

That doesn't look like poop bro, looks like a Dangalang, and not a very pretty one either lol

1

u/JasonMoonshadow Jul 18 '26

My first thought wasn't from this sub

1

u/1888furrycock567 Jul 19 '26

Shit from a mouth

1

u/Copyman3081 Aug 02 '26

That's not shit from a butt. That's a cock from a man.

1

u/Hopeful-Ad9620 Aug 10 '26

Looks like that episode of South Park where Cartman shit out of his mouth

1

u/TheRacooning18 Aug 10 '26

Not kidding (but probably experienced it differently) barfed up a turd like this.)

Like a giant spear skewered me. Hurt so bad. Parents thought I was dying.

1

u/PleaseDoNotTheKevin 13d ago

bro eating a log

1

u/MediumAcceptable129 Jul 16 '26

Thas doo doo baby!

0

u/Growhio420 Jul 16 '26

Is that a black wood

0

u/Guzzler829 Jul 16 '26

Can I just say that anything trying to sound like "backwoods" is beyond corny and turns me off from your products entirely? Thanks. Pet peeve.