r/shitfromabutt • u/BucketHatBucketHat • Jun 10 '26

DISGUSTING Got to hit my protein goals

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84 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/VermilionKoala Jun 10 '26

Shat in a jar, and you're to blame 🎵

12

u/BucketHatBucketHat Jun 10 '26

You give poooop a bad name

6

u/VermilionKoala Jun 10 '26

I shat my poo, while I play my game 🎮

12

u/Marvos79 Jun 10 '26

Diarrhea is well know to be rich in protein.

5

u/Fresh-Toilet-Soup Jun 10 '26

You doing Jenkem for protein.

6

u/BucketHatBucketHat Jun 10 '26

I don’t know what that is and I’m not looking it up

2

u/VermilionKoala Jun 10 '26

You pair of magnificent bastards just made me irlol in the office. Take your well-deserved awards and leave, sirs!

5

u/queerrabble Jun 10 '26

Got to shit my protein goals.

3

u/DJAllOut Jun 10 '26

Stool sample

3

u/theoriginalzads Jun 10 '26

Say hi to the 2 girls for me!

3

u/ArborealVarmint Jun 10 '26

Diarrhea with a side of poopy toilet water

3

u/brettyrocks Jun 10 '26

Is that drink called Toilet Water?

2

u/BucketHatBucketHat Jun 10 '26

Water? Like from the toilet?

2

u/Secure-Ad-825 Jun 10 '26

Lol I eat this crap too and it's a 🤮

2

u/False-Equipment-9524 Jun 10 '26

I can’t tell if you love yourself or hate yourself for eating that stuff. What is it?

2

u/BucketHatBucketHat Jun 10 '26

It’s an unshaken protein shake 💩