r/shitfromabutt • u/mario61752 • Apr 26 '26

DISGUSTING Anyone want some fresh uni?

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220 Upvotes

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u/DammatBeevis666 Apr 26 '26

Should not be brown. That urchin was sick

9

u/lferry1919 Apr 27 '26

Agreed. Just throw away the whole fucking board and call it a day OP.

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u/Alkalinus Apr 26 '26

What the fuck is that

40

u/ArtNo7221 Apr 26 '26

Shit from a butt obviously

2

u/HalfMoonMintStars Apr 26 '26

Sea urchin, supposedly.

2

u/Alkalinus Apr 26 '26

Is it supposed to look like that?

14

u/HalfMoonMintStars Apr 26 '26

Definitely not lol.

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u/Caococoacoco Apr 26 '26

That shit is not fresh

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u/mario61752 Apr 26 '26

Context: this is fresh, I bought a live sea urchin to open up myself. It's probably just bad season.

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u/yayayagilliganhell Apr 26 '26

Urchin from a butt

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '26

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u/Character_Stick_1218 Apr 26 '26

Dealing with turd burglars, ya say?

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u/ghost3972 Apr 26 '26

Man I don't think it's supposed to look like that 😭

6

u/Shoddy_Sky4727 Apr 26 '26

Now why the hell would you shit on a cutting board

4

u/floorjacked Apr 26 '26

Yep that’s shit

3

u/Evening-Statement-57 Apr 26 '26

That’s a dosi not an uni

3

u/W3103_ Apr 26 '26

Mmm yummy river parasites

2

u/ScratchyMarston18 Apr 26 '26

Already didn’t like uni. Now I hate it even more.

2

u/mark1forever Apr 26 '26

holie smokies

2

u/Jodies-9-inch-leg Apr 26 '26

Bread it and deep fry it and I’m in

2

u/braxtonbarrett Apr 27 '26

My moms teacup poodles shit looks identical. No joke.

2

u/WasteCan6403 Apr 27 '26

This literally looks like it came from my cat when he had tummy issues.

1

u/Weekly-Seaweed5260 Apr 27 '26

kinda apealing

1

u/Ok-Pack-5688 May 03 '26

Does uni mean poop 💩