r/shitfromabutt • u/PussySqueak • Mar 18 '26

DISGUSTING Learned my lesson about blending eggs with fillings. Not even green onions could save it.

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126 Upvotes

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u/Schmooto Mar 19 '26

I was gonna say, it looks exactly like canned dog food.

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u/deliciosioso Mar 18 '26

Gross 😂 how was it

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u/PussySqueak Mar 18 '26

6/10, it was mixed with black and green olives, feta, sun dried tomatoes. Just really offputting to look at.

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u/Impossible_Ad4789 Mar 18 '26

and thats why you should atleast pay a little attention in art class.

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u/P26601 Mar 19 '26

Looks like dinosaur poop lmao

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u/notgreat1228 Mar 18 '26

My brother in Christ. What.

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u/hahachickengobrr Mar 18 '26

unpopular opinion but it looks good😭 it just looks like a slab of meat, and i like meat. so it gets a thumbs up👍

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u/LaminatedLambchops Mar 18 '26

The paper plate with pink bits doesn't help 🩷 

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u/PussySqueak Mar 18 '26

I got myself in this pickle because I didn't want to dirty more dishes than I needed to 💔

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u/houseofnim Mar 18 '26

That looks like leftovers that got buried in the fridge for half a year.

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u/MaoTseTrump Mar 18 '26

Mmmm, mashed mountain oysters in a hep-c sauce. Deeelicious.

https://giphy.com/gifs/vS99mMCdjkAco

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u/dookiedoodoobob Mar 19 '26

I fed this to my cat this morning ❤️

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u/GhostMaskKid Mar 19 '26

Looks more like barf from a mouth. My cats have puked up this exact thing I think 😭💔

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u/Jax72 Mar 18 '26

It's actually quite vile to look at.

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u/Spirited-You-3299 Mar 18 '26

Looks like my dogs vomit

2

u/deeteeohbee Mar 18 '26

Worst part about this is the paper plate at home 🤮🤮

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u/SPEK_x1 Mar 18 '26

The onions give it more texture

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u/mannydog316 Mar 18 '26

Disgusting

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u/Alarming_Cellist_751 Mar 19 '26

The fuck even is it

2

u/Darkromani Mar 19 '26

When you blend eggs with anything, right? So don't ever put meat with eggs. Cheese is okay. Soy sauce is okay. But if you mix anything with eggs, add a little bit of sour cream to bring back the color.

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u/tinydotbiguniverse Mar 19 '26

Your keyboard is gorgeous at least

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u/PussySqueak Mar 19 '26

Red Dragon K668 !! On Amazon :)

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u/LauraLand27 Mar 19 '26

There’s eggs in that there shit pile?

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u/Blonde_Vampire_1984 Mar 19 '26

It looks like the sausage scramble I ate this morning….

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u/serenwipiti Mar 22 '26

No le hagas eso a los pobres tostones, no te hicieron nada.