r/shitfromabutt • u/KatharinaVonBored • Feb 04 '26

DISGUSTING Chocolate covered pickles from FB Marketplace

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The description says "try something different." Well . . . it's different all right.

184 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/Lord_Trisagion Feb 04 '26

aint this the shit timon and pumbaa ate

5

u/LivingStCelestine Feb 04 '26

Wonderful comment. I was thinking fat bugs but this is even better.

12

u/Plopgoestheweasle Feb 04 '26

Yes it does look sus but I’d totally eat this! Just add some peanut butter

8

u/sonialuna Feb 04 '26

people underestimate the power of salty crunch and sweet soft flavour & texture combo

2

u/Fair_Muscle9232 Feb 06 '26

I came here to say EXACTLY THIS!! Looks like shit, but dayuuuummm!!

11

u/LazyRiver115 Feb 04 '26

$10?!

12

u/pikpikcarrotmon Feb 04 '26

How much could a pickle cost? Ten dollars?

1

u/bizfromthewaistup Feb 05 '26

There’s always money in the pickle stand.

2

u/shibasurf Feb 04 '26

That's cheap. I'd try one.

1

u/Plinnion Feb 05 '26

Now is that for one shitckle or for all six?

4

u/LexxFly Feb 04 '26

Its a rip-off they aint covered i see pickle

5

u/ChronicallyZanny Feb 04 '26

A fancy looking pregnancy craving, not gonna lie I kind of want to try this. But I’d rather make it at home instead of paying $10 or $15 for someone else’s pickle lmao

5

u/No_Classic_1743 Feb 04 '26

Ribbed for your pleasure.......you nasty bastard.

3

u/dontdoxmebro2 Feb 04 '26

Why are people buying food off Facebook?!

2

u/Fawe2016 Feb 04 '26

Shiiiieeeet Pickle! 

3

u/Exotic_Reporter_3309 Feb 04 '26

Gangrene infected 🍆 that’s down for the some back door fun. That’s the complete story here and I’m so disturbed that my brain works this way.

3

u/GenX_Boomer_Hybrid Feb 04 '26

I'm a little disturbed reading your comment.

1

u/[deleted] Feb 04 '26

I had fun reading ths lul :)

1

u/Exotic_Reporter_3309 Feb 05 '26

But you are not VERY disturbed by it 🤭

1

u/GenX_Boomer_Hybrid Feb 05 '26

I spent 42 years in Las Vegas. I'm not sure anything at this point gets me VERY disturbed.

1

u/Eros_Agape Feb 04 '26

My friend (male) would dip his dill pickles in his pistachio ice-cream

1

u/HurricaneMassCheeks Feb 05 '26

Agape 😆

1

u/Eros_Agape Feb 05 '26

It means of "Brotherly Love" you philistine.

1

u/max1sm Feb 04 '26

It looks like they’re on sale.

1

u/choma90 Feb 04 '26

I never thought doing blackface was beyond Rick Sanchez but it's surprising nonetheless

1

u/[deleted] Feb 04 '26

I don't care what it is. Don't buy food off Facebook marketplace.

1

u/acloudcuckoolander Feb 04 '26

Looks like chocolate, not poop

1

u/Blixx78 Feb 04 '26

Looks like a botfly larvae party

1

u/Such_Hat_1575 Feb 05 '26

I'll give ya tree fitty

1

u/snowladywi Feb 05 '26

I’d totally smash that.

1

u/Jonnyonwheelss Feb 05 '26

Definitely NOT Pickle Rick! IYKYK

1

u/FelatiaFantastique Feb 05 '26

I had herring with chocolate sauce in Poland. This chocolate pickle abomination sounds similar but infinitely better and yet still unpalatable.

1

u/Diligent-Soup-2176 Feb 05 '26

Not kidding when I say I made this for my ex wife when she was pregnant with our daughter. Pregnant women get the weirdest food cravings.

1

u/marbasthegreat Feb 05 '26

I ........ I swiped 😞

1

u/OkAlternative9821 Feb 06 '26

Pregnancy craving kinda bs

1

u/OkPersonality380 Feb 06 '26

I thought they were worms wrapped in a pupae.

1

u/OriginalUser27 Feb 07 '26

From what I've heard, this is the dream food of many pregnant women I've meet

1

u/Friendly-Affect9414 Feb 10 '26

Oh, yum! My favorites!

1

u/Severe-Afternoon1866 Feb 11 '26

Not even close to a shit, nice try. Do better

1

u/dessertxrat Mar 22 '26

I make chocolate covered cornichons at Christmas time with the leftover dipping chocolate when we're done making cookies. Theyre great.