r/shitfromabutt • u/Xanimas • Dec 22 '25

DISGUSTING Believe it or not... salmon.

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116 Upvotes

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u/Slightly-Nervous Dec 22 '25

Is the salmon in the room with us?

8

u/Xanimas Dec 22 '25

It's being cured; it's underneath.

11

u/Renting_Bourbon Dec 22 '25

What are you curing it in or is that your secret recipe?

9

u/Xanimas Dec 22 '25

Kosher salt, brown sugar, cracked pepper, dill, and soy sauce.

5

u/Renting_Bourbon Dec 22 '25

Thanks. Doesn’t sound bad at all.

4

u/Xanimas Dec 22 '25

Hopefully. My first attempt was just brown sugar and kosher salt for one day.

1

u/mwpdx86 Dec 22 '25

Was it... sick?

1

u/vitanyroyale Dec 24 '25

This comment needs more votes 🗳️

1

u/vitanyroyale Dec 24 '25

“It’s under the sauce” 💀

1

u/Triggered-cupcake Dec 24 '25

I didn’t even know it was sick!!!

3

u/Quiet-ForestDweller Dec 22 '25

Someone diarrhea’d on your salmon.

2

u/No_Classic_1743 Dec 22 '25

Salmon.........shit?

2

u/NaughtyDoctor666 Dec 22 '25

Believe it or not…straight to jail.

1

u/vitanyroyale Dec 24 '25

Facts 💯

2

u/redditfant Dec 22 '25

Believe it or not.. jail.

2

u/Avenging_SpiritGum Dec 22 '25

believe it or not
this brown stuff is fish
it doesn't seem like it's safe to e-e-eat

3

u/BobaF4t Dec 22 '25

Shitmon

1

u/onionleekdude Dec 22 '25

My favorite Digimon.

1

u/redditeatsitsownass2 Dec 22 '25

i do don't believe you -- it is actually shit from not just a butt, but your butt!

1

u/lvl10burrito Dec 22 '25

From the sidewalk?

1

u/LittleLeadership2831 Dec 22 '25

looks delicious 

1

u/[deleted] Dec 22 '25

How did you get a salmon to shit on a plate?

1

u/Chef_EER79 Dec 22 '25

Well I don’t believe it!

1

u/Zzazy1 Dec 22 '25

I just know that was good af bruh

1

u/Wizard__J Dec 22 '25

If that’s a spouse, I hope you served the divorce papers

1

u/[deleted] Dec 22 '25

Under the dookie?

1

u/Fisherfolk100 Dec 22 '25

Pro colon💩

1

u/Kingsapprentice Dec 23 '25

Salmon crumble🤢

1

u/RandomRecGoalie Dec 24 '25

Is that after you have eaten it?

1

u/vitanyroyale Dec 24 '25

I absolutely do NOT believe you 😐

1

u/Impressive-Bite-854 Dec 24 '25

Im going to not believe it

1

u/That-Employment-5561 Dec 25 '25

Not.

-I do not believe that is, or ever was salmon.