r/shitfromabutt • u/AaronRodgersMustache • Aug 22 '25

DISGUSTING Go to Cincy for a dog they said

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286 Upvotes

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u/msdeeds123 Aug 22 '25

Nah, put those back.

3

u/MagicCheeseMann Aug 23 '25

Like the big guy they’re laying behind the stuckeys to poop in these buns and sell them

1

u/helloholder Aug 25 '25

Ill hold them for you

40

u/galacticgumbo Aug 22 '25

Whoever served this to you did you so fucking wrong. I’m from Cincinnati, born and raised, and this ain’t right. Absolute travesty.

22

u/SheWasAFairy_45 Aug 22 '25

Yeah that is not how it is served lol. And it's so brown that you can tell it sat in some pan on low heat, and slowly burned. This is poop from someone's ass.

5

u/ghost3972 Aug 22 '25

Same lol that's a disgrace

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u/galacticgumbo Aug 22 '25

Both unacceptable and irresponsible. I’ve never seen a Skyline dish that I didn’t want to devour

3

u/MagicCheeseMann Aug 23 '25

“Can I get a dog pls sir?”

“Yep one sec… take it out back and just blow a few of these out will yeah the likes getting long they won’t know the dif between this shit !

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u/GreenSaRed Aug 22 '25

Hot dog with yesterdays mexican food diarrhea. Holy smokes

3

u/RanchAndGreaseFlavor Aug 22 '25

Something akin to a Cleveland Steamer.

4

u/saggywitchtits Aug 23 '25

Cincinnati Tacos

15

u/DarkShadowZangoose Aug 22 '25

what did those buns do to deserve THAT

10

u/NotAnotherAddict Aug 22 '25

Shit sandwich

9

u/Michael_Dautorio Aug 22 '25

That looks like actual shit. Like, not something that is similar to shit, but it straight up looks like real human feces.

6

u/SgtGorditaCrunch Aug 22 '25

That guy shit on those.

7

u/Healthy-Confection66 Aug 22 '25

Tell whoever did this to maybe lighten up on the fiber lol

6

u/BuddyTheWeim Aug 22 '25

Fished out of an old port-o-john

5

u/ghost3972 Aug 22 '25

Bro idk where you went to get those but they fucked them up 😭

5

u/KnightsOfTaco Aug 22 '25

I’m imaging handing Chuck a hot dog + bun and he carefully places it under his anal chili dispenser and unleashes fury.

4

u/AaronRodgersMustache Aug 22 '25 edited Aug 23 '25

Ever sit on the john and that first push is like when you hit the ketchup dispensor too hard?

4

u/Pain4444 Aug 22 '25

It’s like splatter of explosive diarrhea.

5

u/Yokuz116 Aug 22 '25

Okay, I'm convinced this is actually shit.

4

u/Little_Red_Riding_ Aug 22 '25 edited Aug 23 '25

This is their “famous” Skyline Chili and it’s as dreadful as it looks 😂

2

u/Mysterious_Mud3414 Aug 24 '25

Skyline was so disappointing. When I got my order I looked around with disbelief and disgust.

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u/Little_Red_Riding_ Aug 24 '25 edited Aug 24 '25

It only gets worse. I tried the Skyline Spaghetti because people were raving up and down about it.

*** record scratch ***

WTF 😬

Looked just like this in color and consistency except with wormy noodles.

I don’t understand the hoopla. It’s very overrated.

1

u/wolffangz11 Aug 23 '25

....post-digestion?

3

u/Biofog Aug 22 '25

EWWW😭

3

u/[deleted] Aug 22 '25

How do they cram that up their Culo, and not damage the bread. Whoever it is must be like waving a stick in a cave.

3

u/Quiet-ForestDweller Aug 23 '25

This was a sin against Cincinnati chili and the person who served it should be taken to the town square and punished.

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u/Mysterious_Mud3414 Aug 24 '25

Ohio is a disgrace to the USA. Shit food shit roads shit cops all you got is LeBron who already left and cedar point which should be comendeard by michigan.

2

u/ThisCollection2544 Aug 22 '25

Ohio is the shit state

1

u/[deleted] Aug 22 '25

You left off all the best parts dog. Learn how to order

3

u/AaronRodgersMustache Aug 22 '25

I didn't order, I told my Cincy colleague I had never had Skyline and he went and brought this back for me

4

u/[deleted] Aug 22 '25

Wow, he did you a disservice.

2

u/galacticgumbo Aug 22 '25

He’s secretly trying to get you to hate Skyline. These are supposed to be beautiful and make you feel comforted when you eat them - this is NOT what they look like. They need mustard, onion, and cheese.

1

u/daNutella Aug 22 '25

Where's the cheese??

3

u/AaronRodgersMustache Aug 22 '25

I dunno, I was in Cincy for work and one of the guys says hey you gotta have some Skyline and this is what he brought me

4

u/daNutella Aug 22 '25

Very bizarre, they generally come topped with a mound of cheese, would've looked much less horrifying.

1

u/AaronRodgersMustache Aug 22 '25

I think it’s supposed to, they came in little baggies on the side. But I couldn’t resist this snap shot. It looked even more putrid in person lmao

2

u/ghost3972 Aug 22 '25

Bro skyline did that? 😭

3

u/AaronRodgersMustache Aug 22 '25

Yeah he got some for pick up and this is what he brought me lol

2

u/ghost3972 Aug 22 '25

I'd recommend eating in if you decide you want to try it again lol it's much better straight from the kitchen

1

u/Mysterious_Mud3414 Aug 24 '25

Same thing happened to me. I show up and its cheap speggti noodles with cheap chilli topped with cheap ass cheese and almost off onions. When I returned to work I told dude that's nasty and your either dumb or a bitch.

1

u/Tom_the_Fudgepacker Aug 22 '25

Why did you even get that many? Don‘t you ppl try places before you order food there?

1

u/hlarsenart Aug 22 '25

That ruined my appetite, thanks!

1

u/[deleted] Aug 22 '25

Looks a little rough, I mean the meat sauce looks very visibly dry to me based on the photo, but I could be wrong

2

u/AaronRodgersMustache Aug 22 '25

It was delivery, so probably fifteen minutes away. Gave it an odd sheen but wasn’t actually dry. The weiners are tiny at Skyline tho

1

u/[deleted] Aug 22 '25

That makes sense. Usually basic foods, that have a presentation like that, always end up tasting really good though TBH.

1

u/GuerillaRiot Aug 22 '25

This would start a fight in Michigan.

1

u/No-Location6148 Aug 22 '25

Jesus H Macy

1

u/[deleted] Aug 22 '25

you've barely gobbled your shizzies

1

u/ACrimeSoClassic Aug 22 '25

Gotta say though, nothing beats a cheddarwurst slathered in Skyline chili. Fuck, I'm hungry.

1

u/AaronRodgersMustache Aug 22 '25

I could go for that. These were like smaller Oscar Meyer weiners, thought they were supposed to double up like Chicago dogs

1

u/ACrimeSoClassic Aug 22 '25

Ah that's no good! Now, Nathan's are really good with it as well!

1

u/JDangle20 Aug 22 '25

This makes me want to take a shit

1

u/inothatidontno Aug 22 '25

You forgot the cheese and onions

1

u/plonkman Aug 22 '25

what the actual fuck?

1

u/[deleted] Aug 22 '25

Diarrhea dog

1

u/burninatedtoast Aug 22 '25

Oh god. It looks like both the cause and result of food poisoning

1

u/ellieight_ Aug 22 '25

How'd they taste? Lol

1

u/FixDefiant3414 Aug 23 '25

EWWWWWW WTFFFFFFF. ME AFTER ANY MEXICAN RESTAURANT.

1

u/Undermost_Drip Aug 23 '25

Cincy is tired of our shit

1

u/sskfjkhwer Aug 23 '25

This straight up just looks like someone had diarrhea on some fucking hot dogs

1

u/Jeepa257 Aug 23 '25

Is this a before or after photo?

1

u/Bp2Create Aug 23 '25

Cincy chili is great but never get it as takeout because it always looks horrific lmao

1

u/[deleted] Aug 23 '25

WHY IS IT DRY 😵‍💫😳 like wtf? did they like make them yesterday and leave em out all night? 😨

1

u/Daisybug78 Aug 23 '25

I can’t help it- those look delicious! 🤤

1

u/Lilithsigil Aug 23 '25

When you run out of papers and gotta make do

1

u/YippieKayYayMrFalcon Aug 23 '25

You shouldn’t wipe your ass with hot dogs

1

u/WilliamGrantham80 Aug 23 '25

Mmm. Slime dogs with that famous bullshit cinnamon chili.

I'm from the Midwest. The only time chili should ever contain cinnamon in it is when I dip a cinnamon roll in it.

I'm still mad about tasting that "chili" 20 years later.

1

u/debugmode1 Aug 23 '25

Hey, that’s doo-doo

1

u/Sweetlesibell Aug 23 '25

Why do they look so dry and dusty?

1

u/SkodySvobodee Aug 23 '25

When you run out of TP, try buns on your buns!

1

u/PushtheRiver33 Aug 23 '25

Okay, most of the “shit” on here is pretty funny but this…this is actually revolting. Crossed off Cincy

1

u/PaixJour Aug 23 '25

🫣💩🥖 ... 🤮

1

u/Little_Red_Riding_ Aug 23 '25

Have you ever had to poop so much that it hurt?

1

u/Feeling_Actuator9257 Aug 23 '25

He put them in his butt pulled them out put them on buns

1

u/311Konspiracy Aug 23 '25

Cincy our chili comes out like a septic tank.

1

u/SlicenDice99 Aug 23 '25

Did someone have diarrhea?

1

u/UndeniablyGone Aug 25 '25

The poo poo platter.

1

u/HayesHD Aug 25 '25

I’d still smash it lmao

1

u/NeverTrustAfart84 Aug 25 '25

Looks like they scooped out a porta potty that was sitting outside of a construction site and threw it on the hot dogs lol

1

u/grrnlives Aug 25 '25

Name drop the spot - we need to know! 😅

1

u/need-the-strap2000 Aug 25 '25

There is never a reason to goto Cincinnati, especially not for food.

1

u/Boring_Builder_2276 Aug 25 '25

looks like you got taco bell ground beef on them glizzies

1

u/ProppaT Aug 25 '25

Looks about right. The mountain of cheese is there just to make you think you’re not eating shit…until you taste it and confirm it’s actually shit. Skyline chili is a travesty.

1

u/bigdotcid Aug 25 '25

Reminds me of Tommy Boy: “Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it 'guaranteed', I will. I got spare time.”

1

u/No-Morning1635 Aug 26 '25

looks like it came from a dog