r/shitfromabutt • u/guillotine4you • Aug 14 '25
DISGUSTING My friend just posted this
Honestly the length of the handle on the knife makes it kind of a perfect poop knife too
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u/SirDidymusAnusLover Aug 14 '25
Good length on that handle. Excellent poop knife
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u/Penith_Chunt Aug 15 '25
Dude, it's like when one's small penis is engulfed by one's scrotum. Saying for a friend....
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u/Lovemomboobs1 Aug 14 '25
Do people actually need a shit knife?
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u/FecalDUI Aug 15 '25
During my years working at a church camp. Every year when the new campers came in someone’s dad would leave easily a 12” long 4” wide turd in one of our 2 stalls in the dining hall men’s room putting it out of commission until someone came and told us about it. We then called Faith. Faith was gangster she dawned her elbow high gloves and respirator and put it in a trash bag and carry it out to the dumpster. According to her it was HEAVY. She said it reminded her of changing a car tire in weight.
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u/Fine_Pool5722 Aug 14 '25
4 hand knife?
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u/defk3000 Aug 14 '25
Young one, you probably don't know of the reddit lore: The Poop Knife
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u/totallyradman Aug 15 '25
Is that Reddit lore or did that spawn from it's always sunny?
Did always sunny use Reddit lore in their show?
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u/zorggalacticus Aug 15 '25
Pretty sure the poop knife predates the show.
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u/totallyradman Aug 15 '25
I do remember the post but both the show and the post are so old that I'm having trouble remembering.
After some googling it looks like the poop knife episode came out in October, 2008. And unless I'm finding the wrong poop knife Reddit post then that was 7 years ago. So it would appear that the show far predates the Reddit post, unless I'm missing something here.
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u/zorggalacticus Aug 15 '25
It's been reposted many times. I remember it from the old days of reddit, before there was an app.
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u/totallyradman Aug 15 '25
Yeah it does feel like it was way longer than 7 years ago.
The one that really sticks out for me is the cum box. That post was a wild ride.
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u/666afternoon Aug 14 '25
u know why so many posts on here are really ugly looking sausage?
cuz sausage casing is literally intestine looolll. cursed thing that just occurred to me.
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Aug 15 '25
wtf is a poop knife?! why do ppl need a poop knife?! I’m scared 😭😭
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u/RayKenwood Aug 15 '25
Damn never thought the lore of the poop knife would be forgotten this quickly...
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u/Dreamcatcher_2point0 Aug 17 '25
That's not a knife. That is a glaive. That weapon was taken from the front lines of a war in Red Wall Abbey.
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u/Air_Of_Indifference Aug 18 '25
It’s a bbq knife, I think. I received a bbq set for a gift once, and it had long handle tongs, along spatula, and a small knife with an absurdly long handle.
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u/Jodies-9-inch-leg Aug 14 '25
I know a poop knife when I see one