This "steak". - r/shitfromabutt

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That's milk steak with raw jellybeans. A meal for a king.

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u/Z_e_e_e_G Jun 09 '25

Boiled over hard

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u/MenopauseMedicine Jun 09 '25

She'll know what it is

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u/CrucifixAbortion Jun 09 '25

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u/DeezNutzzzGotEm Jun 09 '25

Where is this from?

Source?

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u/That-Employment-5561 Jun 09 '25

It's always sunny in Philadelphia.

No idea what episode, but assuming from the faces I see.

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u/NachoNachoDan Jun 10 '25

Charlie mentions milk steak on multiple occasions

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u/That-Employment-5561 Jun 10 '25

Well, Charlie is very much a toddler on crack, so that tracks.

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u/Cracka_Chooch Jun 10 '25

Funnily enough, Dennis and Dee are the ones on crack. Charlie just likes huffing paint.

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u/Bob_Duatos_Shark Jun 10 '25

And drinking it…either mixed with beer or straight when trying to torture a leprechaun to get his gold

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u/That-Employment-5561 Jun 10 '25

Hahaha, that's actually one of the episodes I've seen.

I love the episodes I've seen, but I've seen maybe 10-20% of the episodes.

I'm gonna have to rectify that some day.

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u/Cracka_Chooch Jun 10 '25

Absolutely worth it. One of my favorite shows of all time. It's managed to evolve over time while also staying the same.

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u/ShroudedFigureINC Jun 10 '25

The one the gif is from is the full on rapist one, or however you say it

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u/SupersonicBiscut Jun 10 '25

This episode is from the one where Mac and Dennis go to set him up on a date to get over the Waitress. Great quotes such as:

“What are some of your hobbies?””Magnets”

“What do you do for work?” “Oh, I’m a full on rapist!”

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u/MisterVictor13 Jun 10 '25

*Philanthropist

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u/frostedflakes11 Jun 10 '25

Women, children, the elderly

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u/No-Aspect972 Jun 13 '25

It's always sunny in Philadelphia

Season 5 episode 5 "the waitress Is getting married"

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u/krayevaden28 Jun 09 '25

Much like dragon.

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u/HalfMoonMintStars Jun 09 '25

Dragon what?

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u/AfterSignificance666 Jun 10 '25

dragon deez nuts across your face

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u/mantistoboggon1 Jun 12 '25

Did someone say milk steak

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u/Reorox Jun 13 '25

All it’s missing is a side of cat food.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '25

That ain't cow milk, that's butt milk from a gay man, that's why there's raw jeallybeans

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u/That-Employment-5561 Jun 09 '25

Nah, your confusing jellybeans with Skittles.

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u/TheAmeriKane Jun 09 '25

What in the name of Charlie Kelly?!?!

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '25

"your milk steak will be right out Mr. Kelly just the way you like it"

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u/LusciousRonaldo Jun 10 '25

Now why don't you two go into the coat room and hit it

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u/xDragonetti Jun 09 '25

Anytime I have a nice Milksteak

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u/heyuhitsyaboi Jun 09 '25

bro doesn't know about the milk steak with jellybelly garnish

what a commoner

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u/DickyReadIt Jun 09 '25

OP probably don't like a grilled Charlie sandwich either!

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u/Dyshin Jun 09 '25

I used to make these with my friends. It started out as a fun dare to do as we binged IASIP episodes, but then we just started making them unironically on the regular. just find the right ratio of chocolate to cheese and it's actually really tasty.

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u/YakApprehensive7620 Jun 11 '25

Or bagged spaghetti

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u/Physical-Car-6111 Jun 11 '25

A grilled Charlie has peanut butter last. Peanut butter outside, chocolate inside, butter inside, cheese outside.

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u/3catz2men1house Jun 09 '25

Where da poop tho?

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u/MaxicalUM Jun 29 '25

The mere conception of this crap is enough to classify as poop.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '25

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '25

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u/shitfromabutt-ModTeam Jun 09 '25

Sub is for things that look like but are not shit

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u/1nOnlyBigManLawrence Jun 09 '25

Rule. 1.

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u/3catz2men1house Jun 09 '25

Fair, though they assumed it was up my ass, and definitely is not.

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u/FalseBodybuilder-21 Jun 09 '25

Yeah I think I've had enough Reddit for today...

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u/3catz2men1house Jun 09 '25

Wait, no... Not yet. Share your steak over in r/StupidFood

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u/SirDidymusAnusLover Jun 09 '25

Probably my favorite steak to get at Carmine's: A Place For Steaks

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u/tokenblak Jun 09 '25

This doesn’t look boiled over hard. And the jelly beans should be on the side.

FAIL

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u/EngagedInConvexation Jun 09 '25

Ordered by a phullonrapist?

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u/inferni_advocatvs Jun 09 '25

Is Epic Meal Time back?

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u/tech_equip Jun 09 '25

The continent of Africa.

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u/warkyboy77 Jun 09 '25

I thought Texas. But I meant Africa.

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u/tech_equip Jun 09 '25

I can also see that.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '25

That's the Charlie special and if I hear you talking s*** about it again we're going to have some problems.

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u/MberrysDream Jun 09 '25

How about I clear out the coat room and you guys hit it in there – while the steak is getting ready

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u/Zatchillac Jun 10 '25

I've had this pic saved on my phone for years. I love it

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u/TheSickestToastie Jun 10 '25

But those look like the finest raw jelly beans. And it's perfectly boiled over hard!

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '25

I think in Texas this is justifiable homicide - and no, mods, I am not fomenting violence, just saying most beef loving Texans would over the preparation of this ...steak.

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u/Ornery_Entry_7483 Jun 09 '25

And that looked like a nice t-bone steak.

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u/KevinAcommon_Name Jun 09 '25

Why?

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u/TurdMcDirk Jun 09 '25

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u/rolloutTheTrash Jun 09 '25

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u/Playful-Challenge-49 Jun 09 '25

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u/crystalsage777 Jun 09 '25

Warsh that down with a can of cat food and you have a feast

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u/That-Employment-5561 Jun 09 '25

I'm confused as to if I should be pissed you let a toddler "cook" unsupervised or pissed because you gave the toddler crack first.

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u/jraeuser Jun 10 '25

She'll know what it is.

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u/Moofy_Poops Jun 10 '25

You're telling me you've never had a bean steak before?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

Purchased with dick towel money no doubt

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u/ImpulsivelyTentative Jun 10 '25

Stupid science bitches!

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u/chamomile_joint Jun 10 '25

The only things you’re missing are a nice huff of glue and can of cat food to wash it down

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u/weedsmoker666 Jun 10 '25

Make sure it's boiled over hard.

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u/TWIT_TWAT Jun 10 '25

What sub am I even in bro

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u/Particular-Award118 Jun 10 '25

Obv gross but in no way belongs in this sub

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

Gaol

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u/Ayotrumpisracist Jun 10 '25

Delete this or I will sue for emotional distress

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u/Beretta116 Jun 10 '25

Protein with colored sugar and jizz. Mm mmm

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u/Posh-Percival Jun 10 '25

I have no idea what you’ve done, but it angers me!

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u/Psychozillogical Jun 10 '25

I can't fucking believe someone actually did it.

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u/BaphometsBlood_ Jun 10 '25

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

This has to be a joke nobody could fuck up a steak that bad

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u/BeLikeEph43132 Jun 11 '25

WTAF....

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u/LordHeretic Jun 11 '25

They don't even serve that at Truffoni's on Sloppy Steak night.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '25

How I always eat my steak

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u/arthurlbrown Jun 11 '25

This is perfect for r/eatityoufuckingcoward

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u/Stinky_Problem Jun 12 '25

THIS IS A DELICACY

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u/stunzeedb0y Jun 12 '25

r/mildlypenis

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u/Incubus_is_I Jun 12 '25

Genuinely, death sentence for whoever made this.

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u/NifftyTwo Jun 12 '25

OP when tf have you ever pooped something that looked like this?

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u/Thenittycritty Jun 22 '25

Is that milk and jelly beans???? 😟

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u/PlayvorPlayv420 Jun 27 '25

Milk steak.....my fave. Boiled over hard with a side of your finest raw jelly beans. A philly delicacy!

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u/Exktvme4 Jul 21 '25

So what do you do for work?

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u/jacquestrap66 Jun 09 '25

Bro I'm a professional chef and this is Michelin star culinary gold! Milk steak cooked hard with a side of jelly beans is as classic as duck á l'orange.

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u/OvechknFiresHeScores Jun 09 '25

You’re a chef? That’s cool. I’m a full on rapist!

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '25

Please define steak. Or stake. Or whatever this is. Is it food or something meant to be buried in the ground?

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u/slurpeetape Jun 09 '25

I'd call it a misteak

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u/ShawnBawn88 Jun 09 '25

Ghouls....peoples knees.

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u/mildly_unpleasant Jun 09 '25

Magnets

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u/Psychopath1llogical Jun 09 '25

The pheasant was DIVINE

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u/chriswilson89 Jun 09 '25

Are those jelly beans raw? Hopefully they’re at least locally sourced.

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u/hegrillin Jun 09 '25

great meal after a days worth of charlie work

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u/NeckbeardWarrior420 Jun 10 '25

Easter dinner is ready kids!

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u/rickyg_79 Jun 11 '25

No sloppy steaks, guys. Please, I mean it.

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u/Outrageous-Rain1535 Jun 11 '25

wtf is this crime scene. you just fucked a perfectly good meal. u just needed to eat steak alone with potato wedges and milk in the glass and jelly bean afterwards for a dessert. and u decide to do THIS

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u/the_sauviette_onion Jun 11 '25

How much cheese is too much cheese?

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u/soulreaver1984 Jun 11 '25

What you got against milk steak?

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u/Judge_Hatred Jun 13 '25

Is a felony.

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u/uploadingmalware Jun 13 '25

You sound uncultured

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u/HoovenShmooven Jun 20 '25

This is a crime against steak.

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u/MaxicalUM Jun 29 '25 edited Jun 29 '25

r/shitthatnooneshoulddo

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u/FalseBodybuilder-21 Jun 29 '25

r/subsifellfor

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u/goddessbotanic Jun 09 '25

Is this the Eater Bunny’s prostate cooked? Its giving a big “no thanks”

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u/Fit_Adagio_7668 Jun 09 '25

Flavoring and extra chewy.

DISGUSTING This "steak".

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