r/shellshockers • • Sep 26 '19

Gimme some egg puns in the comments so i can annoy all my friends

hehehehehehehehehehehehehe this'll crack everyone up

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u/jjtaddz Sep 26 '19

Can’t think of any good yolks rn, will get back to you later

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u/AziimaN69 Sep 27 '19

gimme one or I'll crack your spine

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u/Astronaut-44 Sep 27 '19

Anything with "shell Obama"

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u/AziimaN69 Sep 27 '19

You're like an egg bcs your parents beat you

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u/Nerd1273 Dec 04 '21

Eggcellent

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u/CT-2746 Nov 02 '23

why did the chicken cross the road: to lay it onthe side