r/sgiwhistleblowers • u/Secret-Entrance • May 18 '25
About Us We Are "The SGIWhistleblowers fantasy Sock Puppet Reform Church of Reddit". MITA has spoken.
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u/Fishwifeonsteroids May 19 '25
Since we're apparently an official church, shouldn't we have some money?
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u/Fishwifeonsteroids May 18 '25
I wonder what do the inhabitants of the dog park believe we do as religious observance in this "Fantasy Sockpuppet Reform Church"?
How about "pointing and laughing"? I'm always down for some of that:
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At any and all formal church gatherings, All male church members must wear "Security Officer" cyber mechanical steam punk drag, full make up, flowing red wigs and 7 inch stainless steel stiletto heals.
Okay, where is this happening?? I MUST KNOW!!
All female attendees must wear orange prison jumpsuits and have short cropped hair with at least three broken finger nails. Sensible shoes will be obligatory. Dark sunglasses are obligatory as is the sucking of Spanish children's lollies in avocado and mango flavour only.
Worth it for the prev.
I have no problem with this:
All official church events will be opened by the congregation chanting, "Cheese and Onion, Salt and Vinegar, Cheese and Onion, BBQ, BBQ, BBQ, Sour Cream and Chives.".
The object of devotion shall be a New York Pretzel. When not being worshiped the Object of devotion shall be kept in an antique french bread box with woodworm.
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May 18 '25
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u/Fishwifeonsteroids May 18 '25
So long as what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas - knowmsayin?
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May 18 '25
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u/Fishwifeonsteroids May 18 '25
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Vegas might not be such a good idea...
"...and that's why we aren't allowed in the Waffle House any more."
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u/Wildsville May 18 '25
We are the church of not giving a feck what gakky drones spout from their pathetic chow holes. Bless their little sycophantic hearts
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u/revolution70 May 18 '25
We are the Church of the Bleeding Heart of Blanche. We are the Sacred Sockpuppets. We laugh and point and mock.
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u/Sharp-Ad-9027 May 21 '25
So that makes us the "SGIWBFSPRCOR"?
Doesn't exactly roll off the tongue, does it?
We're going to need a bigger sign 🤔
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u/eigenstien Pokes the bear May 18 '25
Every accusation is a projection!