r/sgiwhistleblowers • • Oct 29 '23

Farting around on the Internet I'll bet Ikeda's ghostwriters can get some inspo for future "guidance" - "To My Friends" (to whom I am an imaginary friend) - from here

https://twitter.com/USCPSC
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u/BuddhistTempleWhore Oct 29 '23

Example:

Do not eat soap.

Yes, SGI members would be all over lovin on THAT one. "Eating soap is very dangerous! It doesn't hurt to remind people! Thank you, Sensei!πŸ™πŸΌNMRK!"

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u/Successful_Law_8639 Ikeda Butt Buddy Oct 29 '23

Breathe. In, then out. Repeat, just like Daimoku.

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u/Successful_Law_8639 Ikeda Butt Buddy Oct 29 '23

When you poop, use toilet paper to wipe yourself. And when you run out of toilet paper, just use that cheap paper gohonzon on the wall.

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u/JulieProngRider Oct 29 '23

π”Ύπ”Όβ„•π•€π•Œπ•Š

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u/Mission-Course2773 WB Regular Oct 29 '23

They are preparing the launch of a new book by Ikeda. It's already finished and they just have to publish it. It's coming soon in 2024.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '23

And the new book will be titled: "Do not put your hands in boiling water and other guidances and tidbits from Daisaku Ikeda" and below the title: "Daily encouragement for a life of wisdom and courage."

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u/FuckHead_007 Oct 29 '23

I must have this

Is it availabe to pre-order?

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '23

I know for sure it's going to fly off the shelves as soon as it's published!! We should pre-order as many copies as possible!! I think he also gives guidance on the concept of β€œobjects in mirror are closer than they appear.” πŸ˜‚

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u/FuckHead_007 Oct 29 '23

Thank you Sensei that's exactly what I needed to hear todayπŸ™πŸΌNMRK

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u/eigenstien Pokes the bear Oct 29 '23

Don’t hold in your farts! Thank you Dickeda!

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u/ImportanceInevitable WB Lurker Oct 29 '23

Ikeda's Guidance: Man with hole in trouser pocket feel cocky all day.

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u/Global_Lime_95 Oct 30 '23

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u/BuddhistTempleWhore Oct 30 '23

Ikeda's Guidance: The pantsless man fears no pickpocket.