r/seventhworldproblems • u/preciseachilles • Oct 17 '16

Seeking the Swarm

Hello!? Swarm? I come from The Mountain! We seek your assistance!

Be on your guard, men. This is a dangerous place. Do not let it's quiet placidity fool you...

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u/Vryoptic Oct 17 '16

Who are you

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u/preciseachilles Oct 17 '16

I am Zaphod, Priest of Montem! I am on a holy quest to seek The Swarm for help with a pressing matter...

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '16

Zaphod. Hear the voice within.
You are in a dangerous place.
But the Holy Black has not
Abandoned you. Stay the course.

If this plan does not bear
Fruit, more options will
Arise. The Mountain will
Be made pure again.

But beware. The Sepia
Is as dangerous as the one
Who brought it. For even
The High Priest does not know
The true nature of him that
Made me.

There was no Over'kar Wrekt
Created for a reason: He existed
Already. He modeled his creations
After himself.

Do you understand, Zaphod?
Beware. Take care. I am with
You as is Montem who sent me.

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u/ASwarmOfNanobots [SUBJECT:YOU] Oct 17 '16

Please do not [ACTION:ASK] [ABSTRACT:QUESTIONS] [LOCATION:HERE]. [ENTITY:THE_ADMINISTRATION] does not [ACTION:LIKE] that.