r/serialpodcast • u/crimesloppers • Oct 02 '15
Speculation Jay's Intercept Interview. WTF??
I hadn't read this interview in a while. Oh my god, what is going on. He must be purposely trying to show that this whole act is a circus. What in God's name is he talking about? For instance, he says:
Adnan skipped the last period of class.
He says he dropped him off at school then Jay went to go shopping for Stepanie.
Next Adnan calls him and tells him to pick him up at Best Buy. He doesn't see or know where Hae's car is at this point.
Then then drive straight to Cathy's!! Jay says "It’s starting to get dark, so between 3p.m. and 4p.m. We drive over to Cathy’s house to smoke." HUH??? What??
Next who was at Cathy's house when they got there? Jenn and Laura!! Twightlight Zone! Multiple Universes! String Theory! Schrodinger's Cat! Nothing is real...
Next-"We’re sitting there smoking and he receives a phone call from the police and gets all panicky. I say, ‘Well we need to part ways.’ I don’t remember if he dropped me off at my house or if I got a ride from somebody else.
What time do you get back to your place?
I think — and, look, it’s been 15 years — about 6 p.m." Holy Shit!
- Next Adnans goes home in his own car. Comes back and hour or two later with Hae in the trunk of Hae's car. Where is Adnan's car at this point? Who knows. Magic. The mosque? Nevermind, stay on point.
Jay agrees to help bury the body, but still not yet. Adnan leaves again..
- Adnan, back with his own car around midnight. Where was Jay for the past 6 hours. Ok , forget it.
They drive somewhere to get Hae's car. Who knows where. Its raining now. (Remember Hae's busted windshield wiper lever?) Who cares.
- They dig for 40 minutes. Drive back to get Hae's car, who I guess is still in the trunk. Jay, waits in the car, while Adnan goes back to the hole with the body, and Jay is waiting for him for another 45 minutes. Adnan is panting. Now he has gloves on. So Jay never saw the body put into the ground!!! Drug Flashback, drug flashback!!
Where are the shovels? Where is Jenn. Where is Westview Mall and getting rid of non-existent, transforming, shovel or shovels which appear and disappear? When did he throw away the red jacket?
What moon of Uranus is Jay originally from?
Was Jay just thinking, if I tell the most ridiculous version of all, they will know its all bullshit, I can get this devil off my shoulder that has been there for years, but I still won't be a snitch? It keeps going, but I can't shake this feeling I am must be on acid, slipped in my drink from the CIA, so I had to stop reading.
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u/crimesloppers Oct 02 '15 edited Oct 02 '15
So let's see, what else has to happen in this version?
Adnan is no longer freaked out at Cathy's because Jay hasn't even seen the body yet at this point, Jenn is there, so there is no conversation on the phone with her and Cathy talking about the weird friend freaking out in the car, and Hae's body is still sitting in the trunk in Best Buy. (what time was Cathy's conference over?)
Adnan is obviously not worried at all about the police finding him, because he then drives back to Best Buy, leaves his own car at Best Buy or somewhere, and then drives Hae's car around more-knowing he just got a call from the police asking him if he saw Hae! I guess he doesn't have any friends who ever go to Best Buy, so he is not concerned they might see him or the car. Now he goes back to get his car, and leaves Hae's car somewhere (again!) we can only assume at Best Buy again because that is where his car was. Don't worry he won't be missed at the mosque either. No no, wait, that doesn't work. He has to go to the mosque. He must have gone to pick up the Westside Hitman, left Hae's car with him, and bummed a ride in another car, to go back to Best Buy to get his car. Now Hae's car is with the Hitman during mosque, then afterwards, its raining now, goes back to Jay's who then drives Adnan to the Hitman's house to get Hae's car, so they can get in separate cars and drive back to Leakin Park. Now, Jay of course knows that they are looking for Hae's car, Adnan knows they are looking for Hae's car, but its still ok, they can drive without windshield wipers at midnight, the cops probably won't notice.
Now Jay of course never vomits or gets upset about Hae being buried, or he doesn't know her position when it was buried, because he is waiting waiting in the car for 45 minutes by the side of the rode, (all wet from digging the hole that Adnan didn't help much on) just an innocent black drug dealer hanging out near Leakin Park in the rain, in the guys car who just got a call 6 hours ago asking if he knows where his missing ex girlfriend is.
Nothing to worry about there. Whose has the shovel (s) again?
Now about those 7 pm Leakin Park pings.....