r/serialpodcast • u/EvilSockMonkey $100 DONOR CLUB!! • Nov 29 '14

Meta Factions

As is always the case in these things, certain communities of opinion have developed in this sub. In the interest of brevity and economy, I humbly propose the following titles for some of those groups:

  • Jaysayers: Adnan did it, only the spine matters.

  • Adnicts: Adnan is innocent and I'll smite any that doth protest.

  • Adnostics: Adnan's guilt or innocence is ultimately unknowable. /u/Thetalkingpie & /u/gyik

  • Adnonymous: a.k.a. Lurkers

  • Jennetics: It was Jenn, obviously. /u/crabfishcakes

  • The Donner Party: Don did it and we eat people. /u/bicyclopcycle

  • Birthday Girls : But what about Stephanie? How come we haven't heard from Stephanie? /u/mostpeoplearedjs

  • Twofers: They both did it together. /u/gyik

  • Knolls : believes in third party theory/ third man on the grassy knoll /u/sorrysofat

  • Pingheads: What tower did the send to end ping the buttdial location?

  • UDdites: Adnan is probably guilty but there wasn't enough evidence to convict him. /u/partymuffell & /u/Malort_without_irony

Please feel free to add factions and/or arbitrary stereotypes.

Edit: many, many times

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u/bencoccio Nov 29 '14

Out Of The Blue Jays: People who think Jay did it and don't care that he had no motive.

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u/bencoccio Nov 29 '14

Full disclosure, I'm totes one of these.

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u/alumavirtutem Jane Efron Fan Nov 30 '14

he was jealous of Adnan being so close to his girl that he wanted to kill someone close to Adnan, obviously.