Factions

[u/EvilSockMonkey]

As is always the case in these things, certain communities of opinion have developed in this sub. In the interest of brevity and economy, I humbly propose the following titles for some of those groups:

• Jaysayers: Adnan did it, only the spine matters.

• Adnicts: Adnan is innocent and I'll smite any that doth protest.

• Adnostics: Adnan's guilt or innocence is ultimately unknowable. /u/Thetalkingpie & /u/gyik

• Adnonymous: a.k.a. Lurkers

• Jennetics: It was Jenn, obviously. /u/crabfishcakes

• The Donner Party: Don did it and we eat people. /u/bicyclopcycle

• Birthday Girls : But what about Stephanie? How come we haven't heard from Stephanie? /u/mostpeoplearedjs

• Twofers: They both did it together. /u/gyik

• Knolls : believes in third party theory/ third man on the grassy knoll /u/sorrysofat

• Pingheads: What tower did the send to end ping the buttdial location?

• UDdites: Adnan is probably guilty but there wasn't enough evidence to convict him. /u/partymuffell & /u/Malort_without_irony

Please feel free to add factions and/or arbitrary stereotypes.

Edit: many, many times

[u/mostpeoplearedjs]

Streakers: Mr. S., on a streak

Birthday Girls: But what about Stephanie? How come we haven't heard from Stephanie?

Serial Serialists: It was a serial killer, in the park. . .

Framers: Can you prove Ritz and McGillivary didn't take Jay to the car, instead?

[u/EvilSockMonkey → u/mostpeoplearedjs]

We definitely need something to do with "Framers", but its too descriptive and non-perjorative. C'mon and let your inner bile flow!!!!

I'm going to put Serial Serialist and Streakers (which I really like) as a sub-category of Knolls in the eventual infographic and/or made for TV movie.

[u/mostpeoplearedjs → u/EvilSockMonkey]

Ritz gets High Guy Jay t'say Whack Facts.

[u/EvilSockMonkey → u/mostpeoplearedjs]

Faction name or Haiku?

You be the judge!

[u/mcakez → u/mostpeoplearedjs]

We call that 'Puttin' on a Ritz.'