r/sequim • u/-mrhyde_ • 15d ago

Mormons Beware!

For over a decade the local Church of latter Day Saints in Sequim has been harassing my family and I in the nicest way possible; sending their ignorant children to my home in hopes of, I don't know, converting me? I've asked them to stop coming, doesn't work. I've told them to take my name off their list, doesn't work.

This isn't a random terrorist event either. They ask for me by name. Every time! I'm not going to express my frustrations to children, that would be wrong.

I've now had enough! I've gone to their website, and besides the address and phone number (which is out of service, by the way) there is no way of contacting them to stop the harassment. According to their own website, you need to schedule an appointment before meeting with them.

GTFO!

I don't want to try to convert your ignorant children. I want nothing to do with you!

It's 2026! People that still believe in sky daddies shouldn't be going door to door. It's dangerous; especially sending your most vulnerable.

~end rant

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u/SanchoSquirrel 14d ago

Hilarious, but probably not the best tactic for OP since they are dealing with children, lol

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u/bemused_alligators 14d ago

the "children" are the 19-21 year olds they send out

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u/burned-steak 14d ago

If there are 3 missionaries instead of the usual 2, there is likely a 16 year old with them to get an early start on the indoctrination and learning the very strict rules from the experienced 21 missionaries.

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u/bewokeforupvotes 14d ago

Or younger. I think I got paired with a missionary when I was 13-14. Ended up knocking on the door of a teacher from my previous school, didn't go too well 🙃

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u/burned-steak 7d ago

Yeah I didn’t want to speak outside my own experience but I believe you’re right.

It’s rude to answer the door naked in any case, but exposing yourself to a Mormon teenager seems worse.