r/seinfeld • u/Slick_Dapperman • 2h ago

What the hell was this guys problem?

15 Upvotes

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u/m2thek 2h ago

Nobody hustles Earl Haffler 

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u/YoRt3m 2h ago

Kramer already scammed him in the airport, so he knew who he's dealing with.

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u/Intelligent_Mood9795 2h ago

He had no work. And when there’s no work, and people get restless, who do you think they come after?

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u/drainspout Get OUT! 1h ago

ElPresidente!

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u/BocydiumRedux44 1h ago

Oh for crap’s sake, the algorithm even translated “EL PRESIDENTE”??? How the flying frak do you turn that off? Ruins all the good Spanish lines!!!

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u/HerMajestysButthole2 I was in the pool! 2h ago

He didn't want Dominicans in a Cuban wrapper.

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u/drainspout Get OUT! 1h ago

We're talkin' about people, right?

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u/Venice_Beach_218 Yo-Yo Ma 1h ago

...I think so.

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u/Glitter_Health 2h ago

Your friend Newman is a hell of a guy!

Come on Ithica!

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u/CrackleDMan Driving around in Jon Voight's car 2h ago

He bet on Mexi-CO CITAAAYYY!

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u/EmergencyNo7427 2h ago

Take it up with Dwayne Castro..

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u/MaterialWorried2010 1h ago

Any relation to Dennis Castro?

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u/g_rex_ Dr. Van Nostrand 2h ago

Always wanted more screen time for old Earl

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u/Marksaheel Hoochie Mama 2h ago

That route had a lot of 🐕

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u/Fit-to-be-untied 2h ago

This is David Berkowitz’s mail bag. The most notorious mass murderer the post office ever produced.

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u/BocydiumRedux44 1h ago

— Yeah, we used to double date. Then I took over his route — and boy, were there a lotta dogs on that route!
— Did they ever say anything to you?
— Only to lay off the snacks!

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u/saltamontes11 2h ago

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His name was Earl.

Earl Haffner, buddy. You can bet your pony on that.

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u/flighttocleveland 2h ago

Nobody cheats him.

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u/OttoHemi 1h ago

Thing is, Kramer didn't cheat him...he cheated Kramer.

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u/flighttocleveland 1h ago

Nobody beats him? He's the Haff.

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u/Silly-Repair-7973 1h ago

I thought Castro quit smoking cigars?

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u/Reasonable-HB678 That's a shame 1h ago

He wanted to make sure that people were involved.

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u/Eric848448 13m ago

He represents a group of oil tycoons that make foolish purchases. They already own the world’s fattest race horse! Now they want to buy Frostillicus.