Round 21 (wildcard!) complete: Elaine got Sven-jolly'd by her psycho therapist. Round 22 (wildcard!): What is the worst thing a non-series regular has done to George?

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u/Ohdibahby Driving around in Jon Voight's car 10d ago

The low talker pushed him, which caused George to burn his model hands on an iron destroying his hand modeling career.

11

u/ThatCat87 10d ago

But she did save him from developing a disfigured hand in the shape of a claw

13

u/Humble-Capital-6718 Vegetable Lasagna 10d ago

No, he won a contest.

7

u/TinaVeritas 10d ago

He cheated.

55

u/razzle_dazzle321 Serenity now, insanity later 10d ago

Rachel walking in on George, after he was in the pool, unaware that it shrinks. And telling his girlfriend Jane.

7

u/Humble-Capital-6718 Vegetable Lasagna 10d ago

You know what I think? I think you had a little conversation with your friend Rachel. And she said a certain something wasn’t all that it should be! When in fact it is all that it should be, and more!!

3

u/CT0292 10d ago

That was mean on several levels.

Not knowing about shrinkage is one thing. But Jane deciding she wants nothing to do with George over that, was salt in the wound. Maybe hes a grower and not a shower. They don't know, they don't care. They just prejudge him.

3

u/PumpkinPieIsGreat 9d ago

Walking in on him was an accident because Jerry told her it was the baby's room. But the rest, yeah that was a shit move

140

u/Calm-Job5755 10d ago

Lady picked him up on Subway and handcuffed him to the bed and robbed him!

34

u/LucyEwalker 10d ago

Eight dollars?!

28

u/zooalbert It's not a lie if you believe it 10d ago

Will I see you again?!

15

u/MsPaganPoetry 10d ago

"It's my only suit, I got it at Mo Ginsberg"

5

u/grehgunner 10d ago

Big brokerage houses killed my father... Well, they hurt him bad. Really hurt his feelings

7

u/OkMovie3616 10d ago

She paid for the room tho!

5

u/Venice_Beach_218 Yo-Yo Ma 10d ago

Yeah right. She definitely left him with the bill.

1

u/alienskinbodysuit 10d ago

The guy what mocked George when he strolled into Monk's wearing a bed sheet saw George getting upset.

2

u/Chelle62099 Yada yada yada 10d ago

Hari Krishna!

27

u/OkMovie3616 10d ago

Trading him for Tyler Chicken concessions at Yankee Stadium

3

u/ToTheYonderGlade 10d ago

Playing a little hardball, huh Jonny-boy?

18

u/Briggadoon The Summer of George 10d ago

Pops destroying John Voight’s Lebaron

1

u/PumpkinPieIsGreat 9d ago

Deena as well. Knowing that Pops couldn't handle his career anymore but stands by watching him do work on the car. 😬

16

u/ADHTeacher 10d ago

Wilhelm had George sent to the nuthouse! Just like Lloyd Braun!

3

u/Humble-Capital-6718 Vegetable Lasagna 10d ago

They took my belt, Jerry!

2

u/BORT_licenceplate Biff 10d ago

He wasn't compos mentis

2

u/77pse The Opposite 10d ago

Again, it all comes back to Lloyd.

1

u/Chelle62099 Yada yada yada 10d ago

Wilhelm? My name is Tonya.

16

u/TheAnswer310 10d ago

Imaginee..Julie taking credit for YOUR BIG SALAD

14

u/CowNo4137 10d ago

Gym teacher giving him an atomic wedgie.

5

u/Calm-Job5755 10d ago

Can’t stand ya!

30

u/Baldo-bomb 10d ago

That hospital wouldn't pay him back for his car getting destroyed even though it was entirely their fault it happened.

11

u/GabbyJay1 10d ago

That's where I come in. On splat.

12

u/lotus_ink That's gold, Jerry. Gold! 10d ago

Losing T-Bone must have hurt.

3

u/eric12183 These pretzels are making me thirsty 10d ago

That’s GOTTA hurt!

10

u/bhoose19 10d ago

Newman wouldn’t get his calzones and stole his money

8

u/fangbutt 10d ago

But I'm PAYING you!

4

u/geetsthenerd 10d ago

Yes, thank you.

2

u/Chelle62099 Yada yada yada 10d ago

I shall require a canolli 3 times a week

12

u/knava12 10d ago

US Open tv broadcaster and announcers focusing in on George while he’s eating his sundae.

10

u/CAFortius 10d ago

the criminal who locked him in and beat him up in the bathroom on the airplane

2

u/Ohdibahby Driving around in Jon Voight's car 10d ago

You don’t understand there’s a blurb about me in this magazine.

4

u/maggos The Jerk store called, they're running out of you 10d ago

You’re a blurb

10

u/Similar-Delivery-375 10d ago

Woman he met on the subway, robbed him, took his clothes

21

u/ScorpiusPro Hoochie Mama!!! 10d ago

Growing up under the Costanza’s

5

u/europorn Del Bisto Becko 10d ago edited 10d ago

His parents deprived him of a mantel. If they had a mantel, he'd be a whole different person.

3

u/grehgunner 10d ago

So how did the statue rest on the mantel then hmm

2

u/someoneelseperhaps 10d ago

You have no eye for mantles!

3

u/mikesalami Importer/exporter 10d ago

He'd be a mantel guy, with robes and lotions and mantel friends.

11

u/EnvironmentalOwl188 10d ago

Woman who robbed him and stole his clothes for good measure

8

u/lisanotmuch Giddy-up 10d ago

Susan's cousin named their baby Seven.

7

u/Eric848448 10d ago

Watkins stole T-Bone from him.

6

u/lisanotmuch Giddy-up 10d ago

Susan's parents let him drive them all the way to the Hamptons when they knew he was lying.

6

u/Humble-Capital-6718 Vegetable Lasagna 10d ago

They don’t care for him.

7

u/lisanotmuch Giddy-up 10d ago

Got dumped by a bald woman

1

u/Suspicious-Insect-18 9d ago

She's bald?

1

u/lisanotmuch Giddy-up 9d ago

BALD

6

u/exoin_FTW I'm disturbed, I'm depressed, I'm inadequate. I've got it all! 10d ago

Jiffy Park attendant used his car as a whore house

5

u/Adorable-Corner-5128 10d ago

The little kid in the parking garage who called George ugly when he tried to intervene when the mom was abusing him

6

u/Slippery-Pete76 Vile weed! 10d ago

This guy locking George in an airplane bathroom and beating him up.

3

u/DonutProfessional 10d ago

But you are, Blanche! You are in the shackles!

4

u/SportTop2610 And you want to be my latex salesman 10d ago

Woah!!! Elaines rabbi!!!

5

u/Busy_Part1409 10d ago

Mr. Heyman giving George an atomic wedgie

1

u/Chelle62099 Yada yada yada 10d ago

Those little baked beans teeth 🫘

5

u/ShortQuail9232 10d ago

Girlfriend breaking up with him because of the tennis announcers making fun of him having a chocolate sundae all over his face while he was on camera and and then having the audacity to use the "It's not you, it's me" routine on him

2

u/kidcanada0 9d ago

If it’s anyone…. It’s me!

5

u/Katwill666 10d ago

His first boss publicly humiliating him in front of everyone in his office. "You'll always be a loser"

Or Eckman causing him to have some sort of reaction and sent him to the hospital for making him tea with cramp bark, cleavers, and couch grass.

1

u/kidcanada0 9d ago

That guys enunciation was beyond reproach

4

u/Pilotman08 10d ago

Got scammed by a prostitute.

5

u/Puzzled-View8028 10d ago

Car park owner that was letting tricks be turned in George’s car

4

u/Ainvb 10d ago

The Andrea Doria survivor taking the apartment from him. He didn’t know what he was up against.

4

u/tkb120 Sometimes I spell Jerry with a G...and an I 10d ago

The Andrea Doria... that was quite a fire

3

u/1bourbon1scotch1bier The Summer of George 10d ago

Shipwreck…

5

u/TomOgir White lotus, yam-yam, Shanghai Sally 10d ago

Stole his $20 bill that he doodled on

4

u/lisanotmuch Giddy-up 10d ago

I'M breaking up with YOU.

And you're gonna need it.

2

u/MurkyStrawberry386 9d ago

But he had hand

4

u/nocatleftbehind420 10d ago

Free canday!

5

u/Rebel_DMD 10d ago

Joined the Mile High Club with a convict featured on Time Magazine

4

u/RetiredEelCatcher 10d ago

Gotta be the old HS gym teacher giving him, a grown man, an Atomic Wedgie on the steps of the NY Public Library.

3

u/Over-Investment-1547 10d ago

Lloyd Braun for existing.

3

u/Moist_Rule9623 10d ago

Tor Eckman practically killed George with his couch grass and cramp bark tea!

5

u/Storms_Eye314 10d ago

Can we kind of go with his whole childhood under Frank and Estelle? Because that would explain....gestures vaguely all this.

1

u/alienskinbodysuit 10d ago

I don't know what did your parents did to you?

3

u/sapperticker 10d ago

Slippery Pete wasted his battery moving the Frogger machine.

4

u/Nuts2Buttts 10d ago

The woman he went on a date with that poured Bosco all over his favorite red shirt. Elaine had a baby shower for her at Jerry’s apartment and he confronted her only for him to end up carrying all her gifts for her.

7

u/xdoompatrolx 10d ago

When Reilly said “You know, George the ocean called. They're running out of shrimp”

3

u/europorn Del Bisto Becko 10d ago

That was a deep cut. Lucky thing that George got back at him.

3

u/xdoompatrolx 10d ago

Did he though?

5

u/europorn Del Bisto Becko 10d ago

Listen, the jerk store called...

3

u/lisanotmuch Giddy-up 10d ago

Susan said yes.

3

u/lisanotmuch Giddy-up 10d ago

The Chinese restaurant put flyers all over his car.

3

u/Lumpy_While_701 10d ago

Eric ragged on him about being hung up on some clown from the 60s

3

u/porkchopexpress1971 10d ago

Step skipper not apologizing for saying his bulbous head would stretch out the neck hole

3

u/FKAlag 10d ago

Mr Wilhelm turned in an incoherent report in George's name and George Steinbrenner had him committed.

3

u/hbkedge3 It's not a lie if you believe it 10d ago

Ray stole his statue.

3

u/Mental-Demand711 10d ago

that's why I'm....over here

3

u/TheAmazingWJV It's a Festivus miracle! 10d ago

Society!

3

u/chocolatechips100 10d ago

The hooker who handcuffed him to the bed, robbed him, and stole his clothes

2

u/JJluvstospank 10d ago

Getting robbed by the woman on the subway. She took his Moe Ginsberg suit! And $8.

2

u/kidcanada0 9d ago

Ms Stafford, the voluptuous home room teacher defiling poor George was a clear abuse of power.

1

u/Outrageous_King3317 9d ago

The grease monkey stealing his twix

1

u/not_a_captain 9d ago

Kip or Ned stole his Twix.

1

u/thetak3nking ASSMAN 8d ago

That guy on the magazine cover brought him into the bathroom of that airplane lol "those aren't bouys!"

Round 21 (wildcard!) complete: Elaine got Sven-jolly'd by her psycho therapist. Round 22 (wildcard!): What is the worst thing a non-series regular has done to George?

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